Bulgaria Smells

Posted on October 17, 2012 by mchappy2

Hola, mis amigos! Some of you may have been a bit suspicious of me lately. Well, there’s a perfectly valid reason for that. Bulgaria smells.

I’m ill, frankly. I’ve been hiding it for a long time now, ever since I came back from Bulgaria at the start of October to be precise. I went on a small skiing competition in Bulgaria, and during my stay, I caught a really bad stomach bug. It’s not like your average stomach bug or flu though. Considering Bulgaria isn’t the most wonderful place in the world, this stomach bug is worse than normal. I’ve been vomiting and such, sleeping a not (yes, t’is wonderful to know), but I’ve also felt extremely ill and weak. No, I’m not going to die, and yes, it is curable. But, I’ll be away for a week, two weeks at the most, to recover.

There has been quite a few people saying they’re ill recently, and most of them are fake, but I can assure you, this is genuine. I don’t want lots of attention whenever I come on chat, but I just want you guys to know. I don’t want to disappear randomly without letting everyone know why. I will be on chat every now and then, but until late October – early November, you won’t see me that often. I sincerely apologise, but there’s nothing I can really do. Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon.

~Splashy, ACP Commander General

Ek: To the people of Bulgaria, we love you. Ignore Splashy, he’s slightly delusional. Splashy, take as long as you like and don’t worry about the ACP whilst you are gone. When you return, we hope you’ll be back to your usual self. Get well soon.