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Introducing the Coffee Maker

Hola, my ACP friends!

I am Splashy. And that is all.

I got you worried then. So, yes. I am Splashy, and I’ve recently been promoted, thus becoming the newest addition to the ACP UK Ownership.

Kingfunks4: We’re doomed!! << Funks freestyled that in.

Before we go any further, there is 1 important thing everyone must know. Before I became ACP 3ic, the ACP Coffee was horrendous. It was gritty, and had no taste. Most of the ingredients were mud and dandruff. Yeh, not very nice. This is because Ek spends all of our CPAC funding on his cakes. Therefore, the first thing I’ll do as 3ic is get better coffee. I have taken over Cas’s room, and he has lots of ancient Latin manuscripts, so I’ve sold those and we now have good coffee. But that’s for the ACP Ownership only. You lower ranked guy still have the gritty stuff. Blame Ek,

Oh, and now, we have a message from Twing, for myself and Swimmerboy, the newly elected US 3ic.

Ek commanded the removal of this picture

So, now onto the rest of the post. I was only made a Division General just over a week ago, and now I’m 3ic, which surprised me. But, you can’t complain. Some of you may know me as the horrible guy who’s strict on chat and not too nice in the comments either. Some of you will know me as a good friend. And others will be thinking “who the hell is this guy?”. Well, I’m Splashy. I don’t want to moan on about my full army history, so I’ll just be brief. I joined the ACP on the 3rd October 2011, and got mod on chat in June 2012. I then got a moderator rank in August 2012, and now we’re here.

For those of you who know me as the mean guy, I’m prepared to change. Becoming a 3ic is a big thing for me, and with big things comes big responsibility. Therefore, I’m willing to become the nice guy now. Yes, you still get the gritty coffee, but there’s not much I can do about that. So, I apologise to anyone I was previously nasty to, and I’m sure we can be friends now. =D.

So, last night was rather fun (last night was the 13th). We had an epic event, then Ek logged off chat to make 2 posts, the first one took him an hour, which is a miracle for Ek. Then, someone hushed chat and the 3ics were announced. Then I got happy. Then I realised I got 3ic a month after my birthday, which made me extra happy. So I’m happy.

Ok, we have to get boring now. Only for a short while, I hate boring posts too, but I gotta tell everyone what I promise to do. So, I promise nothing. I don’t want to be like all the other people, who promise to take the ACP back to it’s former glory and keep ACP at #1 in CPAC for the year, because that won’t happen. But quite a few people expect good things from me, and I hope to deliver. I do have a few ideas in mind, but more details will be released soon.

YAYYY, BORING PART OVER. Now, we get to discussing the Join Page. I don’t want to do it. Therefore, I hand over my join page duties to Funks. If he doesn’t want to do it either, Swimmer shall do it, as he stated on chat ‘it’s not that hard’. So, Swimmer or Funks, enjoy doing your new join page =D.

Ok, I don’t want to make this post too long, so I’m going to retire to the ACP Staff Room. The new coffee should be here by now.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask in a comment or on chat.

Adios!

11 Responses

  1. Firsties pie

  2. Abuse of copyright, I didn’t make the tuna

  3. D:< Splashy beat me to my first post

  4. cool post dude welcome to the commander ranks, you earned it

  5. Yeah okay make me a sandwhich now Mr splashy-the-coffee-maker

  6. Welcome to the Leadership Splashy!

  7. derpderpderpderpderpderp

  8. Huzzah. *throws Tuesday join page*

  9. Yes, I’ll have a triple, tall, skinny vanilla latte with whipped cream on top and shaved chocolate please…to go. You owners get all the good stuff…
    Congrats and welcome into the big league Splashy! I am so going to ignore your tactics…XD…joking.

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