Army of Club Penguin

We are the soilders, The soilders who gave our lives to this Army Called ACP. We have been in bloody Battles Against Almost Every Large Army. From the Beaches Of Ice Box, To the Mountains Of Mammoth. We are the Corporals, the Sergeants Who will Never be Remembered. We Are, the ACP.

[ Location: LT Controlled Ice Box. ]

“20 MILES OFF THE COAST” The pilot Yelled Over the sound of our gunboat Engines. I looked around. Everyone was so young, Yet Veterans of World Wars. These Men were apart of my Division, The 67^{th Infantry. Most of them i never knew, And would never get a chance to meet Them. I was Funbob, Better Know as “Fun”. I was Just another Soilder in ACP’s Military. As we started to approach the Beaches of Ice Box The ship next to us was hit. It went up in Flames. You could Hear the screams. The ship slowly began to burn. Soilders were jumping over the side into the freezing water. The Gas tank Caught fire and With a loud Boom The ship exploded in A ball of Flames. Our Squad leader was at the front of the Boat. “ALL RIGHT MEN!” The Squad Leader Yelled over the sound of the engines. “OUR MISSION IS TO DESTROY THE BUNKERS!” The Squad leader reminded Us. Our mission was to Destroy The LT machine Gun bunkers. Everyone in our twelve man squad had a RPG Strapped to their back. My squad was nicknamed “Blow”. There was 10 gunboats ahead of us. I looked over the front of the Boat. I saw fellow ACP soilders running Out Of the gunboats only to get torn to shreds by LT machine gunners. about 25 troops were pinned down by LT Snipers behind the sea wall. The Leader of my squad, Ek. Was behind me shaking and trying to check his weapons. All of the ACP soilders were equiped with C7 Assualt riffles. Ek, Since he was an officer, Was equiped with a Dessert eagle. Then the world went black.}

Chapter 2

All of a sudden i surfaced from the water i looked back and saw A bunch of bodys floating on the surface of the water. I swam towards the Body floating Nearest to me and flipped it over. A blank face stared up at me. I heard a roar as i looked up into the cloudy sky. The ACP pilots were bombing the LT server of Ice box. As i glanced towards the Beach i saw Another Member of my squad floating in the water. As i swam closer i realized it was Asd. Asd was our squads machine gunner. He was trying to hold his machine gun above the water. i swam/ran towards him. “COME ON!” I yelled to Asd. Asd began to run towards me. then it looked like he stumbled and fell into the water. i helped him up only to see a trickle of blood coming down his forehead. He went limp. “He was just shot” i said to myself. I started to Sprint towards the beach. The LT Machine gunners started to notice me, They began to shoot at me. I Was almost to the sea wall. I Could hear the whizz of the bullets just barely missing me. I slid down behind the wall. I looked around for Ek. I saw him stumbling towards the wall. “HEY, COVER EK” I screamed. Some of the Troops listened and stood up and began to supply some cover. Ek slid behind the wall. The soilder who was giving us cover got shot about 20 times in the chest. He fell Backwards into a pool of blood. I check for a pulse, He was dead. “You okay?” i asked Ek. “Yep” He responded. “WE NEED SUPPORT” Ek was screaming into his radio. I Looked around. I saw the Faces of the Scared Soilders. “HELPS COMING BOYS!” Ek yelled at the other soilders. “EK, I’VE STILL GOT MY RPG, SHOULD I USE IT?!” I screamed. “GO AHEAD” Ek answered. I pulled the RPG from my Back and Held it in My Hand. I began to think about the Men i was about to kill, Get over it i said to myself as i looked at the dead soilders behind me. I Stood up and Shot the RPG straight At the Bunker. I felt a searing Pain in my shoulder. All i Remember is Falling into the Cool sand And seeing Ek Screaming for A medic.

Chapter 3

I woke up in pain. I looked up To see Fox and Cait staring at me. “He’s Up!” Cait shouted. Ek walked over. “How you doing” Ek asked. I propped myself up on my cot. “W-what happened?” i asked. “You blew The bunker and Got shot by a LT Sniper” Ek Responded. I tried to sit up. Apparently i looked Hurt Because Cait and Fox both scolded me. I layed back down. “Why did you guys Not just leave me?” i asked. “Well, for one, you just Saved Tons of ACP soilders lives” Ek said. I looked around the Makeshift Hospital. There was more soilders laying around groaning with pain. “Well, You got some new orders today” Ek said. “What?” I asked. “There is Rumor of A LT Attack on a ACP Bunker in Breeze” Ek continued. “Ok, i guess i don’t have a choice do i?” I said. “No, Not really” Ek Responded. “Well okay then” I said. “Fox is going too” Ek said. “Hmm?” Fox asked. “Why are we going?” I asked. “We have Ice box, and its a leader bunker, Ken and Flipper are there” Ek explained. “Ok, Lets go” I said With the help Of Ek and Cait they Half-Dragged me to the Air strip. There was a Helicopter on the Landing Pad. ACP soilders were sitting in the entrance of the helicopter. They Dragged me inside and sat me in a seat. Fox sat next to me. “How you feeling?” Fox Asked me. “Great, I guess” I Said. The pilot started up the engines. We began to lift off the Landing Pad. I looked out the window and saw the world slowly become smaller. “How Far Away Is Breeze?” I Asked. “Uh, About 7 hours” Fox answered. I looked at the soilders with their legs dangling out of the door. They were Dressed in all White. White Armor, White Helmets, Whit Pants, White Goggles and white Guns. I slowly began to drift off to sleep……

Chapter 4

As we Began To Lower out of the sky into breeze The landing Pad below began to crowd with people. “WERE HOME BOYS!” One of the Soilders said as they were slowly standing up inside the chinook. When we touched down Everyone got off besides me. I waited for about a minute. Then A soilder came walking with Fox. They were Holding Hands. I Looked at the soilder. It was freddy. “Hai Freddy” I said. “How you doing?” He asked. “Great” i said. Freddy Helped Me stand up and He and Fox Dragged me into the Bunker Dorms. They Sat me down. “You need to rest, Your first shift is tonight” Freddy said. They Both walked out and i drifted off to sleep. I Woke with a start. Fox was standing Right above me. She was staring at me. “Uh, Fox?” i said. I caught Fox of gaurd. She sorta jumped and said “Its our shift”.  “Uh okay i said as i pulled on my shirt and followed her out the door. She led me down the hall into the Armory. On the wall hung Many Guns. “Pick one” Fox ordered. I walked towards the wall and picked a simple Sniper. “Lets go” she Ordered. I followed Fox down the Hall to a Big door. Fox typed in some numbers on a keypad on the wall. The door slid open and me and fox walked out into the night. There was a long metal deck that was around the Bunker on all sides. Me and Fox spread Out. As i walked down off the Deck into the woods i heard a rustling sound. Then two shots rang out. A Cloud of dust Flew into the air as the mound of dirt to my right was hit by a bullet. I Sprinted into Cover. “What the hell was that?” Fox said over the radio. “Suspected LT Assassin, Permission to use deadly Force?” I asked over the radio. “Permission….Granted” Fox answered. “COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!” I screamed As i stood up with my gun pointed towards the woods. I saw a person slowly try to seek out of the woods. i looked at the persons hands and saw a pistol. I Raised My gun and Gave One last Warning “SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!” I Screamed. The person turned around and Raised his Gun towards me. I Shot Him Straight in the Head. The Person Fell to the ground. “Suspect Shot” I said into the radio. “Identity?” Fox asked. “Uh, Let me check” I said as i walked Over to the body. I rolled the body over and looked at the Face.  It was Flipper…..

Chapter 5

“Funbob16,You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. you have the right to an attorney if you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you” the officer said as he put the handcuffs on me. Then the officer dragged me to A humvee that was awaiting. They sat me in the back of the Humvee. In The seat Next to me Was Fox. She was handcuffed too. In the Passenger seat there was a Soilder with his Gun pointed straight at us. The Humvee sped out of the woods and down a dirt road. Then eventually we stopped outside a large sleek building. The two soilders got out of the car and opened both our doors. “Any sudden movements and i will kill you” said a soilder. “Just like you did to flipper” i heard him whisper. The Two soilders escorted us inside the building where another Soilder Nodded and opened the door to the cell house. The two soilders escorted us down the Narrow passage way between the cells. It began to get very dark. Then up ahead there was a lamp attached on the wall. Once we arrived at the door by the Lamp the soilders opened the Door and tossed us inside. They took off our handcuffs and left saying “Have fun”. “What do you think we arre gonna do?!” Fox yelled after them. I turned on the light. The little Bulb barely lit up the room. In the corner of the room there was one bed. There was also a TV sitting in a Square of Maxy Glass in the corner. The TV was set On CPAC. Kingfunks was on. He was talking about the Death of Flipper. “Tonight The Beloved Leader of ACP, Flipper, Was killed By an ACP Soilder” Kingfunks said. “The okay to shoot came from the soilders commanding officer, They are both now in custody” Kingfunks continued. “Hey Look, I’m popular!” I said Joking. “Yeah, for killing you own leader” Fox snapped back. I went and layed on the bed. “HEY! Get off my bed!” Fox said. “Wow, I dont know what your thinking right now, but NO!” I said. I grabbed a pillow and Went and layed down on the floor. “I’ll Never get 3rd in command now” Fox said. “Exactly” i said. But Fox was already asleep. I Was all alone on a cold, Hard Floor. Plus i was just Awaiting my Trial.

Chapter 6

“GET UP” The Soilder yelled walking into our cell. “Trial day already?” i asked. “Yep” The soilder said as he put my cuffs on. They pushed fox out the door and i followed them out. We walked down the dark hall and between the cells again. We walked outside and sat in the back of another Humvee. The soilder started the engine and drove away from the prison. We drove for awhile. Then we pulled up to another building a recongized as a Court House. We stopped and the soilders opened our doors and Led us into the court. Inside The court house there was A Large crowd of people. Once Me and Fox Walked in everyone became Silent. The soilders sat me and fox next to each other behind A Table. In front of us stood the Judges Desk. “Presenting the Honorable Judge Shab”  Said A soilder standing by the judges desk. Shab walked in, He sat at the judges desk. “Funbob, Fox” he said. “You have been convicted of Treason and the Death of ACP Leader Flipper” Shab continued. “What do you plead?” Shab asked. “Not Guilty” Me and Fox answered. “You may now Present your evidence” Shab said. “Flipper, At that Time i did not know who he was” I said. “I Told him to show me his hands, But he did not listen” I continued. “I Asked Fox if i could use deadly force, She said yes. I Told Him again to show me his hands. He pulled out a pistol and shot at me, I shot him in the head” I finished. “Fox, You may Present your evidence” Shab said. “My evidence Is that I Was Not present during the shooting, therefor i could not have Realized it was flippper” Fox said. The Jackass is throwing me under the Bus I said to myself. “Jury, you may Decide” Shab said. The Jury talked among themselves for what seemed like Forever. Then A skinny Man walked up to shab and whispered in his ear. “Funbob, You Are Found Guilty Of Treason and The Death Of Flipper. Foxtails, You are Found Not Guilty.” Shab said. “Funbob is sentenced to Death By means of Firing squad” Shab Finished. “Soilders, Take Him away” Shab Ordered as The same two Soilders put my cuffs back on and stood me up. As they Dragged me away I Began to Shout “I GAVE EVERYTHING FOR THIS ARMY!” I Screamed. ” I TOOK BULLETS FOR THIS ARMY AND YOU ARE GOING TO EXECUTE ME FOR AN ACCIDENT?!” I screamed. Then the Soilder Gagged me.

Chapter 7

I woke up in a Small Cell.I went to the Bed and sat down. A soilder walked in with A Plate of food. She Put the Food on the Floor and Sat down next to me. I looked at the soilders Face. She was Cait! “Cait!” I yelled. “What are you doing here?!” i asked. “My Job” Cait said blankly. She Handed Me a silencer and a pistol. “I Quit ACP, So did Fox” Cait said Blankly. “Why are you giving me this?” i asked. “We, Fox and I And Many others, Belive that this is unfair, We started a Revolution” Cait Answered. “WHAT?!” I Screamed. “We want to Free you Funbob” Cait said. “I’d Rather Be executed a Prisoner then Be Executed a Rebel” I said. “And tell your Rebels that they are crazy, You can’t Revolt against ACP, You’ll lose” I Continued. “You think i’m crazy?!” Cait asked. “Yes, don’t you remember your theory that a small man lived in the Fridge and turned the lights on and off?” I Asked. “Some day i’ll catch that man” Cait said. “Anyway, You guys can’t do it” I finished. “You are going to die anyway!” Cait said. “Cait, Trust me i know!” i Screamed. Just then Two ACP soilders Walked in the Room and shot Cait 9 times in the Back. Cait fell in a bloody puddle on the floor. “DROP THE GUN” The soilders screamed pointing their guns towards me. I looked down and saw that I was still grasping the gun. I Released My grasp on the Gun. It fell down to the ground with a small thud. The soilders Pushed me down and put the Hand-cuffs on me. As they Dragged me away i looked back and saw Two Medics looking over Cait. “No Pulse” I heard. I knew she was dead. The soilders Walked Me Down the Hall. “The Prisoner is Going to be executed” The Soilder said into his Radio. We walked down the hall, At the end of the hall there was a Metal door that lead out into a courtyard. One of the soilders swiped his card in the ID Check machine. The door slid open. There was snowflakes falling from the sky. The soilder walked me Over To the center of the courtyard. He Pushed Me on my knees and said “You want a ciggie?” He asked Lighting one. “Smoking Kills” I said. “Have it your way” He said. Just then Shab walked Out of the Building. ” I heard the execution was bumped up” Shab said to the soilder. “Yes, He was interacting with a Rebel” The soilder said. “Thats a shame” Shab said. While They were Talking I Just happened to glance at the Window opposite of us. There was a sniper in the window! “You want to Execute him?” the soilder asked. “Sure” Shab answered. The soilder handed Shab a pistol. Shab Loaded the Gun. Shab took a few steps towards me. “You want a blind fold?” He asked. “No” I said. I Glanced behind Shab and saw the sniper Pointing At Shab. “Fine” Shab said. Shab Raised the Pistol, The pistol Glinted in the sunlight. Shab Had his finger on the Trigger. I could see the sniper He was about to shoot Shab. “GAHHHH” I screamed as i pushed Shab over. The sniper shot. It wizzed past my head. I looked down at Shab. Shab raised the Pistol and fired. I Felt The Pain of the Bullets Hitting me in the Side of the Head. I fell Backwards onto the Hard Ground. The sniper shot again and hit Shab in the Arm. The two soilders shot blindly into the window where the Sniper was. I Looked Over towards Shab He was Laying in a pool of blood. Then the world went Black.

The End

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As you know Hacking, Doxing and Scamming are all problems in the Cub penguin Army community.

My question today is:Why?

For many hackers it is a form of Revenge to get back at people who have made fun of them. Many Hackers frequent the Small army world. The worst hacking case i have seen is a hacker repeatedly attcked one armys chat. They would change the password and ban Everyone forever.

Doxing.

Doxing is simply finding personal information on a person. Many Doxer’s do it forRevenge also.

Scamming

I personally like scamming Noob leaders of Small armies to give me chat pass,  . Scamming is simply tricking someone to give you information