Hello ACP, we’ve successfully taken the server Blizzard  from the Nachos. Good job! You guys did your tactics flawlessly and creamed the Nachos within minutes. Our size was great, and our leaders did amazing tactics, so props to the entire ACP for winning this server.

Speech time:

Friends, ACP, countrymen… I come to you today to announce our awesome victory against the Nachos on the battlefields of Blizzard. We have, with great effort, beaten the Nachos on every corner. We haven’t let them have a single breath of air this entire war. We have been crushing them with an iron fist. They are the challengers, and we have proved we are superior. To show mercy, Mchappy, Funks, Flipper [WHO IS IN FACT A NOOB] (Shhh, he’s just jealous of my spying skills), and myself decided to make the war one of the best. We will never want to surrender, however we just wanted to have a mutual argeement because the war stupid/boring and it’s caused by absolutely nothing reasonable. However, when the Nacho leaders came to the chat we had the meeting on, they were hypocrites and they were very immature. Some examples of this include them saying we had bad sportsmanship. This is completely false! I decided to ask them of an instance they could explain when we had bad sportsmanship and they had absolutely nothing to say! So we’re locked in a war with a bunch of immature people who don’t feel like accepting mercy. How rude! ACP, I urge you not to take the Nachos lightly anymore. It’s about time that we end this war, but we will end it without peace! If the Nachos continue with their horrible attitudes, we will take all fifty of their servers! We may even take them faster than we thought. This could sound cocky, but you know what, we’ve won the first five battles of the war without any doubt, and I went to all of them so I would know. The Nachos have no chance and they’re only hurting themselves. So I say we wait for the Nachos to come to us, or we prepare for a total war! ACP forever!      -Capncook

Now for some pictures to prove we won:

SPY SECTIONNNNNN

with Flipper7706

So cheesy, I know! Basically I said I would be at the Flippers defence but it turns out I can’t make it, so I decided I would help out with the event today. I did that by spying on the Nachos Chat and feeding some secret information to the head of operations, Icey Cold27. I logged on CP with my brand new penguin called Retired (I can tell your jealous already) and altogether I found some interesting finds…

^ this guy knows his maths.

captain clever and his crew think of a way to beat ACP.

nachos motivations kills, are really something to be envy of. “pretend acp killed one of your family members” and this is meant to be fun?

dash finally admits that we should win.

king butthurt also states his disappointment.

how can you feel bad about this??

nachos see sense to try and end the war.

robecuba here, he’s also the guy who got mad when he figured out i was spying and i took pictures.

victory (shedinja777 or something) a former nacho leader suggests the wise option.

this one made me laugh, pie who is usually so protective of nachos gives them a good telling off.

NOW IT’S TIME FOR PICTURES WITH CENSORS!

for you mch, i told you i would include fluttershy.

edd is such an optimistic.

i dont know.

***THE CAPTIONS REPRESENT MY THOUGHTS AND IDEAS AND DO NOT REPRESENT THE SARCASTIC THOUGHTS OF ACP AS A WHOLE. thanks.***

I would also like to include the fact that Nachos methods of “motivation” is constantly saying that ACP have small d*cks and tight an*s’. Real mature guys, real mature. They also constantly post videos of motivation on their website, which I personally find hilarious. That’s it from spy section today, and I just want to say congratulations to another victory, which is according to Dash, your 7th in a row! Good job.

– Capncook, Icey Cold27 and Flipper7706

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