Hai ACP,
Today we did ok, but our pre-battle was better than the battle itself. Before the battle we had about 25 – 30 and during the battle we had 15 – 20. Our tactics could have been improved but the LT were smaller than us and also had worse tactics. This was a solid event and we yet again beat the LT. Considering this battle was on a safe-chat, our word tactics were very good. The Light Troops claimed victory, but they logged off after thirty minutes and there is no time limit to a battle and we see it as surrender because:
- The Light Troops have been on longer than 30 mins when they were clearly losing.
- There is no time limit to a battle and we were about the same size.
- The Light Troops were declining in size and we were growing – again.
Overall that is a summary of the event and why the LT lost their invasion of Jackhammer. The peek of our event was at the Town, when we had sizes of 25+ but the low of the event was at the dock when we were losing. However, here is how the battle went in our eyes:
Town [PRE BATTLE]
Decent, circle? Also, good E+8 tactic at the same time.
We get into a better line and do a E+1 tactic.
Dock [LIGHT TROOPS]
A good Joke bomb to cover up the Light Troops.
We sit on the LT and fart on them – SMELL THAT!
Forts [ARMY OF CP]
We easily outdo the LT in tactics and a little bit in size.
Its like where’s wally – can you see the LT?
LT are so disgusted they can’t even defend our E+8 tactic.
We’re bored so we ask the declining LT if they want to play hockey 😛
Plaza [ARMY OF CP]
We were sad LT logged off because we wanted to own them some more…
Since we couldn’t say “Victory” we said “Yay!” as a form a declaring victory.
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Overall the LT claim the average battle size is 30 minutes long – which is a load of nonsense since there is no “average time”. If you logoff when you are about to go on the decline and the other army is improving that is seen as a sign of surrender and the other army win. So, well done ACP and you have earned your THREE MEDALS. This was led by Flipper and I, with good co-operation from the soldiers. Thanks for coming.
-Kingfunks4 ACP Commander General
