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LETS WAGE WAR! AND I HAVE PROOF FLIPPER IS INDEED A VAMPIRE!

Flipper: I object! And to prove you wrong, Kenneth, I have a picture of me on Club Penguin chilling out..

That’s so not blood splatters on my shirt and face, and my abnormal ears are so normal.. right? 😥

There is no hello this time. (You know what that means.)

Okay I am really really really really really bored. The tournament is fun and stuff but not as intense as a war! So, I am just asking people around if they would like a war. We should pick someone not too hard and not our allies but not too easy like I don’t know, uh LT. (Cause we owned them so badly last time and ended the last war with them in a triumphant victory for us.) If we have a war it is going to be after this tournament.

The options can be (CPAC is no longer available)

1. CPAC

2. Metal Warriors

3. Night Warriors

4. Any other army ACP really wants.

I am just looking for a nice war to make stuff really exciting again. These are just armies we are neutral or do not have any relations with. Tournaments are cool and so are training and practice battles but they just don’t compare to a war! Remember Flip’s favourite event is war and my favourite thing is waging war. Fun right? Comment with this form that is shown below.

Username:

ACP Rank:

Do You Support A War? If So Which Army?

You must comment! We need to know so we can commence our awesome plans and uh stuff. Comment before you read about how I discovered my fellow ACP Leader and friend was actually a Vampire.

Flipper: Friend or VAMPIRE?

Okay so, I was driving to ACP Headquarters on Breeze today with my Rolls Royce Phantom. I did a donut and other cool maneuvers with the car in the ACP Officer’s Parking lot to impress some lady penguins nearby. After I parked the car, I walked in the building.  I said hai to the lady at the door and to some other people. I went to my office and then I talked to Flip who apparently was “painting”. He then talked  about how he posted everyday and stuff. I said it wasn’t healthy and asked do you ever go on a vacation?  That’s when it hit me.

The horror I was in. I am not a vampire and I couldn’t post everyday. I almost could though. But there was something about him that made me run out of the building in a crazy manner.I always thought Flip was one of these guys

. But he was really one of those guys…

Oh crap that makes me shiver. I have faced hails of bullets, killer Nachos with sombreros, bombs and artillery fire exploding everywhere,  and even Oagal when he was uh indecent. But this just gives me the creeps. I finally just called in sick that day and I felt like this

Comment on the Post!

~Kenneth1000

51 Responses

  1. FIRST HAHAHA

  2. First, Booyah! :mrgreen: < Mch wannabe

  3. k ken kinda like flipper i was like this 🙁 then i was like 😮 then i was like 🙂 post but yeah nice to see u posting . and why are your posts always under flips

    • I get where it a bit similar I did not even look at that post or anything for ideas. The only part where I think it was most like Flip’s was when I was talking about the last pic. The other two are just like visual references (Wary).

  4. 1. Empoleon7667 (Emp)
    2. General
    3. I would choose BA, but they failed without even reforming e.o Anyways, lets go to war with… uhh… CPAC

  5. Yeahsureok. o3o

    Username: Icey Cold27

    ACP Rank: Head General

    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army? I like this tournament…

  6. Username: Mini17059

    ACP Rank: Sergeant

    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army? Yes, against UMA

  7. Corporal

    Money Guy 6

    We should go into
    war with UMA because they are trying to kill Ice Warriors and who wants to see a legendary army die. Another thought is The Black Alliance because they hate us.

    PS. FLIPPER YOU MONSTA!

  8. Username: 12dash61
    ACP Rank: Sergeant
    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army?: Yes, I’m thinking Nachos

  9. Username: Mariosatr
    ACP Rank: Captain
    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army? Hmm, I’d have to say UMA. Their 3ic has attempted (and failed miserably) to reform BA and they’re already trying to invade IW; either way, Walrus is on their list of servers, so we’re next to be invaded anyway. Basically, if we don’t attack them first, they’ll attack us.

  10. BA plan on invading us when they don’t have a single army that’s in…

  11. Username: Darwin Huxly
    ACP Rank: Warrant Officer
    Do You Support A War? Yes
    Which Army? Nachos or UMA

  12. Flip

  13. Flip is a vampire? O: I knew it all along …

  14. Username: Snaily5
    ACP Rank: 1st Lieutenant
    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army? I’m definately thinking SWAT!! I’m sick of kicking their little penguin behinds off of Mammoth Town and all of their insults towards the ACP.

  15. Username: Ericgarfeild

    ACP Rank: Captain

    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army?
    Yes lets have a fun war with metal warriors!

  16. P.s. Im sorry to tell you Ken but last week flipper bite me on the neack and made me a vampire

  17. Username:Yellowie 25

    ACP Rank:Major General

    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army?yes, BA because they are trying to kill us and invading our servers

  18. and I would suggest making an alliance against BA

  19. Username: Camplazlo3

    ACP Rank: Captain

    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army? dude honestly im getting the feeling that alot of people in this army dont have lives outside of ACP. just stick with the tournament for right now. and im mad busy latley with y FRIENDS idk if i have time for a war

  20. i dont support a war unless another army starts it

  21. Ken….. U R crazy! BTW….
    Paxhi Pachi1
    LT colenel
    Any army I don’t hate 😛

  22. Username: envirodude1

    ACP Rank:warrant officer

    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army? UMA or lt

  23. uma

  24. No army errrr flip is a vampire

  25. Username: Superoo13
    ACP Rank: Major
    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army? I do, i think Pirates since they are inactive and weak now, so they are vulnerable!

  26. icey20115
    corporal
    LT i hate LT they banned me on there xat chat those little BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

  27. Username: Slider

    ACP Rank: Head General

    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army? Why not wage war against LT again?

  28. Oh Ken, if you ever wonder where your Rolls Royce went when you wanted to leave for the day, Splashy so did not do it.

  29. lol splashy adn ken u shudnt jump to conclusions may just may be flipper was at a fancy dress party….

  30. username: Jayninjago3
    ACP rank: Sergeant
    I want a war!!! i wannna go against NW!!!

  31. Username:mr waffle 45
    ACP Rank:major
    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army? SWAT becasue once the swat leader spi when no owners where on on acp chat he did this he banned me for putting acp in my name on acp chat and they wont stay off our servers BTW sorry for late comment

  32. Bigbigbigbig
    S.Sergeant

    Nay, I do not support a war. Look what happened last time! We sparked a war with the LT for the mere reason of entertainment. What happened? There was almost an all out war with almost every CP army involved and ACP almost died. Do not go to war unless we are provoked!

    Big

  33. Username: Zipyman.
    ACP Rank: Lieutenant Colonel.
    Do You Support A War? If So Which Army? Yes, I think we should go to war with Metal Warriors.
    By the way, believe it or not, Ek is a Leprechaun!

  34. Oh no! Flip is a vampire!

  35. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    I ALWAYS TRUSTED FLIP!!!
    WHY????????

  36. guess i better get my steak

  37. Ken is a leprechaun so Flip shouldn’t be embarrassed.

  38. Classicblack
    Sergeant
    Yes, I Think We Should Go War With Nachos(For Fun)

  39. hahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha! flip is my friend and hes not a vamp

  40. please go towards the internet websites we stick to, like this one, because it represents our picks through the net

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