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ACP Algorithms

Asd: I APPROVE OF THAT, SLIDER!

Slider: I’ll support the contest and give out the prizes to who Asd chooses.

Oh my goody-woody-goodness. Whoever let this noob onto the site is a complete idiot. If he makes one post, or even stays on the site…

 WE’RE DOOMED.

Hai guys, ITS ASD/Dumbledore/Dimentio/YourBestFriend/Stalker/President&FounderofCPAHO/You’re-GettingReallyBoredReadingAllMyNicknames.

I don’t wanna bore you with my experience and life story of how I skipped ranks and attended 2 battles in my career, so you won’t hear about it (PC me on ACP Chat for how to become leader of ACP in 2 seconds!)

ACP has several algorithims. They are about battle, social experiences, and blabbity blabbity blah you don’t really care. In the posts that I hope to do, I don’t really want to be serious about ACP *cough* Fleepar *cough* and like “YOU MUST ATTEND THIS BATTLE OR YOU’RE GONNA DIE KSHGKASHGI” *cough* Kennef *cough* or like “It’s really important to do this, because it will make us a better army :D” *cough* all the other people on the site except for Bobcatboy10 (Bobert) if he is even still on the site *cough*. I hope to make some FUN posts.

Fun = Something CP Armies USED to be + They aren’t now.

That was my first algorithim. I am probably spelling have of the words wrong, so that shall lead me to my NEXT algorithim.

Noob = Bad Grammer + No Friends + Spend hours a day at the computer on ACP chat + Noobly Characteristics + Call others noob.

That’s the second algorithim. Good, eh?

NOW, for a little vocabualary lesson that you probably didn’t hear in your English class today because you were too busy picking your nose or on your iPhone playing Doodle Jump (Or even worse, FRUIT NINJA!) [Or being nooby and going onto ACP Chat].

Moogul = A person who is not in ACP.

Maggle = A person who is Anti-ACP.

Muggle = A person who doesn’t own a wand (LOL, you muggles).

Meegle = Maggle + Moogul.

Laugh, or else I shall abuse your FOR ONE BILLION DOLLARS YEARS on ACP Chat. So, basically, if you’re in ACP, you are a…

Myggle = Someone in ACP.

Mooblet = Someone in ACP who is a noob (see above algorithim).

Now, there are several other formulas and algorithims such as the one for being manager on TFM or making friends, but those are too complicated for your little muggle (see above definition, you muggle) brains.

Personally, I like fun. Don’t you guys like fun? I also like rewards. Do you guys like rewards?

NO

WE ARE NOT ON DORA, YOU MUGGLE!

Whoever made that small edit above is surely a noob (again, see above algorithim) and a muggle (see above definition). So, I was thinking…

WHY DON’T WE HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO CAN CREATE THE BEST ALGORITHIM ABOUT ANYTHING?!?!

Why not? Because I say to not not have a contest. So, the prizes are…

First Place: Being Asd’s best friend, having your name + algorithim on my next ACP post, POSSIBLY mod on chat for 1 week.

Second Place: Being Asd’s friend (not BEST friend), having your name + Algorithim on my next ACP post, POSSIBLY mod on chat for a day.

Third Place: Complete shame to wherever you go, OR having your name + algorithim on my next ACP post.

Your algorithim can be…

  • Funny
  • Creative
  • Hilarious
  • Asd-like
  • Magical
  • Serious
  • About anything you want!
  • Gross
  • NOT INAPPROPRIATE
  • NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH SWEARS

This has been one of the best NOOBIEST posts on ACP since Oagalthorp was a corporal.

~Asdfghjkl888 COMPLETE NOOB AND MUGGLE!

19 Responses

  1. This muggle/noob person.

  2. O: I ISH THE PROEST MUGGLE HERE

  3. derp
    😮 I NEED TO ADD THE ALGORITHM OF DERP-NESS! Nah, SOMEONE ELSE CAN MAKE THAT IN THE COMMENTS, HINT HINT!!!

  4. Derp= Jumble of letters of stupidness, often used in awkward moments or high* Moments

    *= Does not necessarily mean drugs
    :]

  5. Nice post Asd the comedian 😉

  6. Who let asd on this site. Aco standard has fallen <3

  7. ha ha; see me laugh now i wont be “abused FOR ONE BILLION YEARS”

    my algorithm is *drum roll* FIZZISLE: A RETIRED N00B LEADER

  8. Sklahekf = The ACP Leadership

    Slider, Ken, Flipper, Klug, Ek, and Mchappy 😆

  9. How odd. You spelt grammar incorrectly.

  10. ASD you need a cough drop.

    asdfghjkl888= Phunneest poster in the history of posting posts.

  11. Are you gonna hate me if i voted muggle?

  12. wtf did I just read?

  13. I actually have a wand F.Y.I (though its a replica :3)

  14. >mfw I read this post..
    >wat

  15. ^So did everyone else read this post

  16. Jabajubeje = Anything you want really. It can be Asd is epic, Asd is an idiot, Asd just spent jabajubeje years in a lunatic asylum, Asd loves Flipper, anything. =D

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