The Earliest Club Penguin Armies: Club Pong

Klug- Sorry Shab, but this makes no sense whatsoever.

I have just discovered something amazing, something no one has ever heard about before. I found out…where club penguin armies were before club penguin came along. Before club penguin they played a game called…..

CLUB PONG!!!

Each soldier was equal to 1 quarter and the leaders of each army played the other leaders. A win meant a free round and each time a leader lost they gave up one of their soldiers to the winning army.

Now…Pong used to be the high tech game at this time. People actually formed armies by going to their local park and bringing a big battery. Once the internet was formed however they people got sucked into their computers where they played pong online. Pong online was not very entertaining so they disbanded.

A little after Club Penguin was created one of the people left over from Club Pong, Oagalthorp, decided to recreate pong armies except this time he used Club Penguin. However he found out that no one at the park wanted to form an army with him so he shuffled home and created a thread on the miniclip forums which was the creation of the Army of Club Penguin.

I Swear By Fox’s Sanity That This Post Is 99.9% True.

Shaboomboom

20 Responses

  1. I care.

  2. OK

  3. That .01% is the whole thing you got wrong. Sorry

  4. I see… How interesting.

  5. So I guess shab just called fox insane….. how rude!

  6. I’m gonna tell that story to my grandchildren when I grow up. =D

  7. my god 0_0

  8. Uhhh..what?

  9. I don’t get it. Doesn’t makes sense.

  10. not true. Club pong doesn’t exist

  11. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

  12. Ok… :wary:

    🙂 Dj Yaseen

  13. The 99.9%: The words :the, a and, I, Oagalthorp. Shab wrote it.
    .1%: The whole rest of the body, and the title.
    I’m sorry, Fox, that you are insane.

  14. Sab that was intenese

  15. ok…….

  16. “I swear by Fox’s sanity this post is 99.9% true.”
    I knew there was something strange about fox! SHE’S INSANE!

  17. hmmm Shab r u sure u havnt gotta screw loose or somthing? o yea and FOXS R CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

  18. Hehe…. one of mah new favourite quotes. XD
    “I Swear By Fox’s Sanity That This Post Is 99.9% True.”
    Epic Shab…

  19. I Swear By Fox’s Sanity That This Post Is 99.9% True YAH THE POST IS IN THE .1% not true part of it SHAB

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