Matre: We reached 100,000 Hits this month! We haven’t hit that mark since December/January under Boomer’s leadership!
As you all know, the ACP is at war with the Nachos and some of their allies. As you also know, we’ve once every single one of our defenses by a large margin. So why not turn those defensive wins into offensive wins? The ACP will invade Blizzard, the greatest Nacho server.
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Table of Contents:
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1. HOW TO WIN [STICKING TOGETHER]
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Recently I’ve noticed that during invasions we have 50-60 soldiers following orders, and 2-3 extra soldiers in just about every room wandering aimlessly. Instead of having 50-60 soldiers fighting and 20-30 completely clueless, we need to have 80-90 soldiers fighting. Here’s how:
- An hour or so before the battle, gather at the Town. If the Town is full, gather at the Snow Forts. Once there, DO NOT MOVE. Just collect recruits and become enormous. At this point the battle hasn’t started yet, so moving would do no good.
- Before the battle, constantly check the ACP site. We will tell you what rooms to meet at or if there is a server change.
- If you are stuck in the second ACP Chat room and can’t find the bulk of the ACP, go to your buddies list. Find out what room most of your fellow soldiers are in, and go there.
- Again, if you’re locked out of the main chat, just follow the orders given on CP.
- DO NOT log off to go to the bathroom or eat a snack. The server might fill up and you’ll miss the battle.
- KEEP MOVING around the room, or at least throw snow balls or do clover bombs. If you’re idle for 10 minutes, you get logged off automatically.
- If Blizzard is full, keep logging off and logging back on! It may take a few tries, but trust me. You will eventually get in.
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2. HOW TO WIN [TACTICS]
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Once you’ve all gathered together, we have a few more tactics up our sleeves.
- Listen to orders on the ACP Chat, and perform them on CP
- When you get an order, repeat in on Club Penguin [“charge,” “line,” “circle,” etc.]
- If you are stuck in the secondary ACP Chat, follow orders that you see on CP.
- No matter what formations you use, stand shoulder-to-shoulder with your fellow soldiers. If you see a gap in the line, fill it.
- When you aren’t charging or chasing retreating Nachos, always throw snowballs and chant “ACP forever!” or “join ACP!”
- BE IN UNIFORM!
- This is a game, so have fun! Lets show those Nachos what we’re made of! [hint: we aren’t made of crispy tortilla chips or delicious cheese sauce]
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3. BATTLE INFO
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Remember soldiers, this invasion only lasts an hour. So you arrive at the correct hour.
- SERVER: Blizzard
- BACK-UP SERVER: White House
- ROOMS: Town and Snow Forts
- DAY: TOMORROW!!!
- TIMES: [try to show up an hour early for recruiting!]
➡ 1:00pm Eastern
➡ 12:00pm Central
➡ 11:00am Mountain
➡ 10:00am Pacific
➡ 6:00pm UK
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4. POLL
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And here’s a poll so we can have a pre-battle estimate of how many soldiers should attend. Obviously our numbers won’t but THAT high because Breeze is so heavily populated, but we can try!
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Well, I hope you can come to the battle! It’s sure to be a good one. Let’s do it to it!
~ Oagalthorp
Until later,
March on!
