Finally, after a few weeks, another great army news posts comes out. You might ask, why hasn’t Luc posted? Well I haven’t had time. I’m not going to explain why I haven’t had time because it’s too complicated. I had finals, football, and other things but this week is my last week of school so there should be an army news post every week as expected.

Now on to the fun part which is, the one and only………..

Table of Contents

1. Army Reports

2. Top 10 Armies

3. B-Team (Main Topic)

4. Wii’s Top 10 Armies

5. Almost Top story

6. ACPSF

7. NBA Playoffs

8. Luc King Live

9. Random World Record of the week

10. Ask an Owner

11. What can you do with 40 bucks?

12. Featured Song of the Week

13. Fail of the Week

14. Soldier of The Week

15. Luc’s New Game Show!

16. Acp Idol

17. Video of the Week

18. Sign Off

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1. Army Reports

Army of Club Penguin – Hmm, Shab retired, We had one of our best battles in a while, Senate meeting, Bob’s favorite team won game 1 of the NBA finals, I got All powers back, Cat stalks some guy, Fort comes on chat, un mod weeks happen, Un mod week is gone forever. And a lot of other stuff. JUST SCROLL DOWN.

Nachos – Nachos haven’t had good turn outs recently, you would expect them to have around 40 per battle since they were the 2nd largest but over the past week they’ve only gotten 30 which is still good but were other armies better?

Ice Warriors – IW haven’t posted pics of any a scheduled event in a while is it because people aren’t showing up to those events? Who knows but for now IW shouldn’t expect to be high up in the top 10 since they haven’t had any pics. Icey has also left for a while… could will IW fall now because of this?

Golden Troops – These guys have been on a role ever since the GW and CPST merge but will GT be able to beat the second largest army and become the new second largest army? And you might be wondering why GT isn’t already the second largest… well that’s because the only real battle they had with the nachos they got kicked off the server or something and it wasn’t the real nachos we all know, so before GT gets that spot we need a real battle between the two with both giving all they got.

Doritos of CP – DCP… I really don’t think DCP deserved 3rd spot honestly. I think NW and TG are larger by at least 5 people per battle. Last week they had this picture with 30 orange penguins but on friday at their event vs. RPF they had just a few take a look…

But they did do pretty well at their invasion of Summit.

So you guys decide…. does DCP really deserve to be the 3rd largest army?

And those were the 5 armies with top stories this week. Now on to the top 10!

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2. Top 10 Armies

This weeks Top 10 Armies are

1. Acp

2. Nachos

3. GT

4. TG

5. NW

6. RFW

7. DCP

8. IW

9. Elites

10. WW

This weeks top 10 were based on the results of the most current events. An update on the way I list the top 10 armies will happen next week on my post. But these are basically it. There were other armies that had quite a few people like 6 or 7 at a battle but these armies here maxed 15 people or more at their last event. The top 10 armies are close.

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3. B-Team

Alright, so why can’t the main topic of a post be something in rl for a change right? So right now what movie is really the best movie of the summer? Is it the A-Team which has a lost of explosions, is it Knight and Day which also has a lot of explosions or is Toy story 3 which has toys that talk.

Here are each movies previews, watch them and then vote in the poll.

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4. Wii’s top 10 Armies

1. Dcp

2. IW

3. NW

4. Your Mom

5. AOM (Army of Meat) someone needs to make this army I mean meat is something we eat everyday, have nachos, hot sauce, but where’s the meat? We need meat to put into our nachos with hot sauce.

6. TG

7. Rpf

8. LOL

9. IT

10. UMA

If Wii was still around to make a top 10 armies list, that’s what it would look like.

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5. Almost top story

The almost top story this week is…. IW vs. Dcp

Recently IW hasn’t been so hot, they haven’t had a good event ever since the pb with GT which was about 2 weeks ago, while Dcp was ranked 3rd recently on CPAC and had 25 people at their battle 2 days ago.

IW will be invading 8 servers in 2 days this may be a problem if other armies own those servers. Dcp on the other hand will be invading IW’s capital Sub Zero who will win?

In my opinion, Dcp is going to win on subzero and IW will win on 7 of those invasion since Acp will crush them in the tundra battle 😉

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6. ACPSF

Im going to be starting something called ACPSF, which stands for Acp special forces. It’s going to be a bit like SSACP but much better than that. Acp is going to have the most successful Spy agency in the history of CP armies, in order to qualify you must have been in ACP for at least one year and be a mod rank (There may be an exception for some). You must also have an Ipod touch/Iphone/Ipad.

I can’t give you much info on this right now because it’s suppose to be a secret duh. But doing this will be fun, trust me. I will choose a total of 7 people to be in the ACPSF, I will be the head of ACPSF and Matre will also be head of ACPSF if he wishes.

In order to be in ACPSF, I must pc you on chat this next week and you must go through a test. First 7 people to complete that test will be in the ACPSF. Good Luck

For more info pc Luc on Acp chat.

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7. NBA Playoffs

Well we all know what happened the better team obviously won (obviously) the Celtics were no contest from the start LA just wanted to make this a memorable NBA finals so they decided to close it out in a game 7. Most of you might say “Omg look at that Lakers fan bragging” well I have the right to brag because Lakers won and Celtics didn’t haha XD.

You got to admit Pual Pierce and those other fools can not compare to the greatness of the one… the only…. the soul of the LA Lakers…. the man of the match…. the NBA FINALS MVP FOR TWO YEARS IN A ROW… he is the best of the best….. the best from the west….. KOBBEEEE BRYANT.

Eat this haters.

He’s got one more than you shaq. I would like to thank lakers supporters for being laker fans all the way

• Luc
• Etac
• Houndy
• Peg
• Draggy
• Dj Layzie
• Bri
• Laffy Taffy
• Commando717
• Matre10
• and not to mention Bobcatboy woooooooo.

Go Lakers!

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8. Luc King Live

This is the cheap knockoff version of some tv program that talks about politics, but instead of cp army politics im going to talk about real life news. This weeks focus is BRITISH PETROLIUM

Lets start with what’s going on, There was a huge explosion around Louisiana and a lot of oil spilled, now all the fishies are dieing 🙁 the rig sank and BP has failed to stop the oil and it’s still spilling to this very day, you can blame them for our gas prices (D).

Now lets go to our interview with Acp’s very own PEG! This interview will be like no other, since I will actually post the conversation on here.

Well if you have any comments about the current BP crisis please fell free to leave a comment in this post.

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9. Random World Record of the Week

What’s this week’s world record? Well since everyone is watching the world cup right now, why not have a world cup world record? O:

The fastest goal in a FIFA World Cup™ finals match is 11 seconds after the beginning of the game, scored by Hakan Sukur of Turkey against Korea Republic at Daegu, Korea on 29 June 2002 (Sukur is on the right in white).

eh, I bet I can do better on fifa

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10. Ask an owner.

Since shab is no longer with us… 🙁 we will now direct these questions at Matre! This weeks question to matre is…

Dear Matre, How did you come up with the name matre?

From, noobnub794

Well dear noobnub I came up with this sexy name when (Matre please edit in your answer here)

Wow who would’ve though matre got his name that way :O

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11. What can you do with 40 bucks?

What would I do with 40 bucks, buy stuff. Now lets see what our Acp soldiers would do with 40 bucks.

What would Cat do with 40 Bucks?

“Uhhhhh….. Stuff :3” “Maybe buy xat/days, or a video game if it’s cheap.. and errrr save the rest”

What would Fort do with 40 bucks?

“Oh well don’t worry about it Luc (nme)”

What would stev do with 40 bucks?

“Buy a hooker and have a one night stand”

Luc – “Btw this is going on the Acp site”

Stev – “YOU FOOL, THANKS A LOT NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHAT I DO IN MY SPARE TIME. D: hopefully my mom isn’t reading.”

Luc – “Lmfao”

I look forward to doing a random question every week XD

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12. Featured Song of the Week

This is a new section on my Army news (I have to come up with new sections every week since people steal my ideas) But every week I will post a song that stands out and where I heard it.

This weeks song is no other than Billionaire by Mccoy. I first heard this song on channel 933 (which is a radio channel for those of you who don’t know) and here’s the song. (there is swearing/cursing in it so do not listen to it if you are under 13)

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13. Fail of the Week

This section is probably everyone’s favorite section because they want to see who failed… well this week it was bluey.

Nice one bluey, that just got you the fail of the week XD

Now for the rl fail of the week (taken from fail blog)

Seriously, who falls asleep during the presidents speeches? The only person I can think of is BP’s CEO. Those were this weeks.. fails

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14. Soldier of the Week

 This week’s soldier of the week is no other than….

 MCHAPPEH

Congrats! You have just earned soldier of the week. Next week, it could be you.

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 15. Luc’s New Game Show

I’ve started this new thing on acp chat called Luc’s Random Game Show, which is basically a fun answering questions, winner gets temp modded or xat days.

When is Luc’s Random Game Show you ask? It’s any day I feel like it but it must be after 6:00pm pst and me as the only owner on, if sometime during the week that happens then there will be a random game show and fabulous prizes O:

So what are you waiting for? Go out there and be winners!

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16. Acp Idol

First…… there was American Idol…… then there was America’s Got Talent……. then there was Dancing with the stars….. and now there’s ACP IDOL

Yes that’s right Acp idol.

Acp idol is where YOU the soldiers of Acp show us your talent! Teh rules are simple,

1. You must sing

2. Sing so that the judges (me) think your either really awesome or funny

3. WIN!

Like in Acp Idol there will be auditions, If I say your good enough and give you 2/3 yes’s then you will go on to hollawood (I made that up). And winner gets a week’s worth of xat days. So what are you waiting for…. wait I used this for the last section. Here’s the info

Primary auditions will be held on Wednesday Night, and Thursday night at 5:00pm pst/8:00pm est(June 23rd and 24th) and finals will be held on Saturday night at 6:00pm pst/9:00pm est.

All auditions and finals will be held on a chat soon revealed. Just be on acp chat at the time of the audition.

GOOD LUCK

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17. Vid of the week

Ok this was going to be the vid of the week but since I only have one section left in this post im going to make it into a message to all of those armies invading mammoth.

…Matre already made an inspiring post on that so screw it. My message for IW…

Prepare to have your nation cut in half. And oh Don’t worry we won’t be the only ones to do this and neither will Dcp, there’s many many more to come.

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18. Sign Off

And that’s the end of a nearly 3k worded post

-This is War

-Luc Acp Co-Leader 

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