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Welcome to the final and the best edition of army news ever. I promise you, that this Army news will leave you speechless. And also I would just like to thank everyone who has read my posts and I will be giving away xats, but you need to read the whole post to find out!

Table of Contents Matre’s Mater that Matters

1. Army Reports

2. Top 10 Armies

3. Almost top story (2nd place means first loser)

4. World War X (main topic)

4 1/2. Contest

5. Wii’s top 10 Armies

6. Ias

7. What makes a major army?

8. Sports section

9. Ask an Owner

10. Fail of the Week

11. Random World Record

11 1/2. Vid of the Week

12. The most unexpected Part of this Post

13. Luc’s top 10 songs

14. Pinky’s Top 10 songs

15. The Retirement of Lucario564

16. Luc’s final wishes and message for Acp leaders

17. The Retirement of Pinkgirl3919

18. Pinky’s final thoughts

19. Luc and Pinky’s final words to everyone

20. What’s next for us

21. Soldier of the Week

22. Undefined

23. Sign off

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1. Army Reports

Army of Club Penguin – The best army in cp, stay strong and if your reading these letters right now then that means you love shab.

Nachos – The nachos recently started WWX which doesn’t even make sence since there hasn’t been 10 world wars. They say that the reason they are starting this war is to get rid of Icey. Well, how is this really going to get rid of icey? Throwing snowballs at him until he leaves. More on WWX on the WWX section. Also, Miroos recently retired and they had a training session with about 15 people.

Ice Warriors – IW hasn’t done anything at all for the past few days and they are probably not as big as they used to be. They have around 20 comments per post unlike before where they had around 50. But Almost every army has decided to go to war with IW and we’ll see what happens.

Golden Troops – After the GW and CPST merge I haven’t really seen people like Sai around or the other GW leaders, it looks mostly like CPST with more people but who can complain, the merge actually worked. GT  did choose to join IW’s size which doesn’t really make sence but it’s their choice. More on the WWX section.

Tacos – The Tacos had a fairly good size at their last practice battle and could easily make the top 10, the tacos are siding with Acp and others in WWX and they have a post on Mothers day. Well what happened to riffy? I haven’t seen him make a post in a while.

And those are this weeks significant armies.

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2. Top 10 Armies

1. Army of Club Penguin

2. Ice Warriors

3. Golden Troops

4. Team Gold

5. Tacos

6. Nachos

7. Night Warriors

8. Elites

9. Doritos of Club Penguin

10. BOCP – No other army is really big enough to get this spot so I guess Bocp wins.

Those were the top 10 armies and they’re pretty accurate.

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3. Almost Top Story

This weeks almost top story is the CPAC Tourny.

So, Playa (the guy that’s in charge of cpac now) decided to make a tourney that is probably going to be a disaster. I think that the tourney was put together in about a few hours. It was basically really unorganized and it was in the middle of a World War.

What would’ve been better is if the tourney was an open sign up. Not just a you have to go and no one else gets a chance. So what if their one man armies? Give them all a chance. Next, it could’ve been balanced out more, not 2 small armies vs. a large army. They should all be one on one. And of course make a picture of the bracket. Sometimes a picture of a bracket helps other people understand it better and it looks more organized.

These are the things Woton made sure of when he made the tourney last year, and that’s why it was better. And isn’t a tourney something to prove who the better army is? Not which 2 small armies can beat a major army.

But you know I could be wrong this might be the most successful tourney ever. But i’ll let you decide.

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4. World War X

First of all why is it called World War X? I know they tried to make it sound like a cool name but there hasn’t been 10 world wars. Might as well name it World War XD. ( Oagal edit: That’s MY joke! )

WWX is basically a war that the nachos started to get rid of Icey, it doesn’t really seem like a good reason but hey, these are cp armies and armies are made for war so why not?

The only thing I don’t get it is why GT sided with IW and Icey if they were in OA, an alliance made to destroy IW. But I mean you have the 3 leaders who think their all that in one alliance.

Leaders who don’t care about anything but themselves, where have we seen this before *hmm*?And the last time I remember those leaders ended up turning on each other because one wanted to be better than the other. But we’ll see.

After the first battles of WWX, the Alpha Alliance surrendered because it was pretty much a one way thing but Nachos still want to keep it up. When will this WWX end? Accord to nachos, not until Icey retires. But the war goes on.

And if you have any questions, comments, or complaints. Suck it up

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4 1/2. Contest

In this post there’s going to be a hidden message, the first person to find the hidden message in this post will get 3 xat days. And if you don’t know how to find the secret message then please contact your doctor.

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5. Wii’s top 10 Armies

Wii’s top 10 armies this week are….

1. IW

2. IW

3. Icey’s Army

4. GT

5. IW

6. CPST

7. TG

8. Elites

9. UMA (you guys actually made a list for the first time in months, congrats)

10. Rpf

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6. Ias

What if Matre were to ride on a mater that matre owned and it matter what mater matre rode if people don’t think matre rode the mater of matters. Therefore if matre were to matter on what mater he was to ride on, then I wouldn’t matter of the matre’s mater.

BUT

What would happen if matre stumbles upon a mater called matter in the mater park which doesn’t matter. How would this matter compare to other matters that actual matter to the matre of maters.

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7. What makes a major army?

So what really makes a major army? Before there was no such thing a world power until some person thought their small army was major and said Acp was a world power. Just so his army could be major.

But really, Major armies are armies that have at least 30 per battle or more. There’s no such thing as a world power. Right now there’s only 3 major armies, Acp, GT, and IW the rest are not considered major they are medium.

A medium army usually has 17 people per battle or more. Like Tacos and TG.

The other armies that have less than 17 are small armies, not noob armies or one man armies. Small Armies

But other people say that the army system is World Power, Major, medium, almost medium, small, noob, one man. What do you think it is?

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8. Sports Section

This weeks sports section is going to focus on Bob’s favorite team, the LA Lakers. Woooooo.

The lakers owned those other fools on saturday night by one point and im sure Bob was celebrating along with Kobe now lets take a look at the NBA bracket.

Now here’s what it’s going to look like when playoff’s are over.

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9. Ask an Owner

Ok, only one question stood out in last weeks post that shab will answer on this army news post. And that question is

Shab what was your most embarrassing moment in Acp?

(Shab edit in your answer here)

Wow that is emarassing. Glad it wasn’t me

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10. Fail of the Week

This weeks fail of the week is special like every other weeks.

If you don’t understand this pic then let me explain it too you. He first said the S word then said the c word and apologized for both but while apologizing for the c word he said the d word and didn’t apologize for that. Lmao, that is a win. Next time if you break a rule at least act like you didn’t break it.

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11. Random World Record

The following record is taken from genius world records.

The largest sculpture made from recycled materials measured 10.40 m (34 ft 1 in) in length, 7.80 m (25 ft 7 in) in width and 6.10 m (20 ft) in height, consisted of 3,283 helmets made from recycled plastic and was created by Rafael Melida in association with Huelva University in Spain on April 28, 2010.

See that’s what it means to really celebrate earth day, not just some tree made out of trash in the boiler room.

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11 1/2. Vid of the week

This week’s vid of the week was sponsored by Yanksrule

If your lonely or need a pet, then get yourself a cat.

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12. The most unexpected part of this post

The most unexpected part of this post of course is my retirement and pinky’s retirement, and this!

He’s going to teach your grandmother to suck eggs o.o

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13. Luc’s top 10 songs

My top 10 songs.. Idk there’s a lot but here are some.

1. I made it – Kevin

2. Empire State of Mind – Jay-z

3. Kings and Queens – 30 Seconds to Mars

4. Forever Young – Jay -z

5. Break your heart – Tiao Cruz

6. Attack – 30 Seconds to Mars

7. In The End – Linkin Park

8. Let it Rock – Kevin

9. Hey Soul Sister – Train

10. From Yesterday – 30 seconds to mars

These are my top 10 favorite songs and no one elses because no other person likes hip hop and rap and rock at the same time except maybe pinky.

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14. Pinky’s Top 10 Songs

Top 10 Songs –

1. Hello Fascination by Breathe Carolina
2. I Hate This Part by Pussycat Dolls (Gotta love those pussies!)
3. Take It Off by Ke$ha
4. Living In The Sky With Diamonds by Cobra Starship
5. Best of You by Foo Fighters
6. Take It To The Limit by Hinder & Mick Mars
7. Something In Your Mouth by Nickelback
8. Love Drunk by Boys Like Girls
9. Nothin’ On You by B.o.B Feat. Bruno Mars
10. Hero by Chad Kroeger Feat. Josey Scott

(Pinky wrote this not me o.o)

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15. The retirement of Lucario564

I never thought I would finally leave forever, especially a few years ago when I first joined, but everything comes to an end, and I mean EVEYTHING.

So with that being said, I’m going to start my history…

MAY FOOLS.

Im not actually retiring and leaving forever. At least not yet. so your going to have to deal with me for a few more months. Actually if this post would’ve been done on Saturday night, I might’ve not gotten the time to think about it.

After talking to a few people I decided to stay but, Don’t expect me to be on much during the weekdays because I really need to focus more on my life. Until I go on break this summer, I will only come on when I have spare time.

But when I do get back, This army will be better… then when boomer was leader.

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16. Luc’s last message to Acp leaders

This isn’t a message to shab and shadow. This is for future acp leaders.

Don’t wait until tomorrow, to do something you can today.

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17. The Retirement of Pinkgirl3919

Hello, my name is Pinkgirl3919. A lot of people rather call me Pinky, or Tori. Last week, I got a glimpse of what my life would be like without CP Armies.. I was at a park with my little brother, and his friend and we walked around the neighborhood and met some friends.. That’s when I though What if everyday was like this? That’s what gave me the idea to retire.. There’s a part of me that wants to stay, but another that wants to leave. Sadly, the part that wants to leave is winning. I’m going to skip the history, and move on to the part where everyone, usually, looks for their names. 😛 These are the people that I’d like to thank..

Pinkgirl1114

Packer1Nfl

Stev712

Hattrick

Danny9632

Fort57

Noka8

Matt

Mchappy

Fever1836

Lje98

Paint5278

Matre10

Iasgae56

Boomer20

Shaboomboom

Diaa Lofti

Bobcatboy10

Ennbay0

Hawkboy16

Taylor445

Dryvit

Divotoo

Omega90

Chapa23

Monsterfully

Ditto230

Peguin

Greenday991

Vicxyz

Wexfief

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Peg – Thanks for being a great friend. Stay awesome. ;]Saiyaman – Thanks for also being a great friend.. Keep on mooing 😛

Dragon720 – Excellent friend, stay awesome.. Good luck with life. I’ll miss you! :]

Bluey – Awesome friend, good luck in life, don’t get into too much trouble 😆

Cat – Good luck in life, great friend. Miss you too!! :]

If I forgot you, I apologize. Good luck to all of you, I’ll miss you all. See you around!

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In the song it says “There’s a life out there, and it’s going to be mine.” Well, that sentence is why I chose this song.. It fit perfectly into the occasion, and why I’m retiring. 😛 Otherwise, enjoy the song. I don’t really have any wishes, therefore.

Remember one thing, I’ll be around from time to time. If ACP is falling, I’ll possibly come back.. There may be a good chance I might not. For now,

Good Bye ACP! I’ll miss you all. Yours Truly,

-Pinky 

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18. Pinky’s Final Thoughts

Last thoughs – Just about everything on my mind is time.. Time is ticking and running out by the second, don’t waste just one second, or you’ll miss it.

Luc – Well by final thoughts I meant something special you wanted to say to everyone that they will always remember you but….. have it your way.

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19. Luc and Pinky’s final words to everyone.

Since you can’t come up with an inspiring sentence that people will remember you by then i’ll do it XD.

This is, the one and only, the best of the best, the one who defied all odds, the ONE WHO NO ONE COULD DESTROY.

This is, no….. WE ARE.

A.C.P.

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20. What’s next for us.

As for pinky I really can’t say anything for her maybe she’ll leave forever or maybe not, but I’ll still talk to her so hah.

And as for me, before I truly leave forever. Acp will be big enough to beat every other army, with me as one of the leaders.

Oh and in case your wondering, this is the second longest post in Acp history, right under Boomers retirement.

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21. Soldier of the week

This weeks soldier of the week really deserved it for all the hard work, and I am personally awarding this to someone who has always been on chat and who’s led a few recruiting session.

This weeks soldier of the week is……….

Pinkgirl3919

Congrats and enjoy your last moments if you decide to have any.

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23. Undefined

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22. Sign off

To close this post and my comments on WWX… I’ve got three words for ya.

This. is. War.

-Luc, Acp Co-Leader

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