Guys, first thing is first- Get your mom out of the room.

‘Mom! Dad is trying to trim the hedges with the lawnmower!’

‘Mom! A guy outside says that he has candy in his car!’

Somewhat like that. Next, let’s do a bit of reasoning. Club Penguin’s tips aren’t gonna help you. So, try to stay away from the noobs who feed their pixelated moms a few hundred ‘Flowers’.

So, don’t send your mom flowers- That costs a ton of money, and they usually rot the day you give them to her. Do something good, that doesn’t rot. Like, draw her a picture, or bring her home something from school. Give her a hug.

Not good at drawing? Okay, move away from that. Write her a list of reasons you love her. Not good at writing? Gosh, you’re not that good at stuff with pencils..

Tell her a good ol’ fashioned joke. Like, a Knock-Knock joke. Oh, you’re bad at jokes? Uh..

Teach her rubber-pencil. Don’t know how to do it? Wow. This is.. Kind of sad.

Cook her something? Oh wait, you’re not good at cooking. Nice.

Heat her up a meal. Woah, that actually caught on fire, too?

Give her a big hug. And yes, you’re good at hugging. No, don’t give me that pouty face about how you don’t like hugs. Go.

Well, that wraps it up.

Happy Mother’s Day!

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