Army of Club Penguin

Welcome to another one of Luc’s Army news news news news post. Every week when I post Army News, I will always have a main topic and this week it just happens to be what people call, The Goods and Bads of Merging. But first please enjoy the table of contents.

Table of Contents Pinky was not here

1. Army Reports

2. Top 10 Armies

3. Almost top story (sooo close)

4. Merging (main topic)

4 1/2. New Posting days

5. Wii’s top 10 Armies

6. Matre

7. Ganger vs. Icey

8. Site Reviews

9. Ask an Owner (It seems more like ask Shab)

10. Fail of the Week

11. Random World Record

12. State Tests

13. Top 5 Songs

14. Vid of the Week

15. Sign Off

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1. Army Reports

Acp – Why do I keep bothering myself by putting up and Acp section in me post D: most of you already know what’s going on unless this part is just to stall. Since this part of the post is already made, Join Acp, unless you love Justin Bieber, in that case join IW.

Nachos – Recently someone almost made Shab Nacho leader lmao. Except person came in and stopped that from happening. Shab could’ve been the leader of 2 world powers, who wouldn’t want to be shab?

Ice Warriors – IW recently went to war with GT and tied. The battle that was suppose to determine who was better, ended up being a tie. But of course someone has to be better, so in the Ganger vs. Icey section there will be the true winner of todays battle. IW also titled their post “War on Acp” and asked indirectly if we were allies or not. Well If I had to choose between GT and IW I wouldn’t even think about it for 7 seconds. *6 seconds goes by*. GT.

Golden Troops – GT have risen a lot over the past few weeks, that CPST and GW merge was the best thing that could’ve happened. They had the biggest battle since their merge vs. IW today that ended up in a tie, and they have 31 people on an active post.

Team Gold – ZOMG, Tey had one more person on chat than acp chat at freakin 8:00 am cst!!!!?!?! Im very impressed *nods*. They also beat nachos in a pb, but nachos claim they used bots. And now, TG is going to invade Snow bank from the nachos. This should be interesting.

And that’s all the important armies this week.

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2. ★Top 10 Armies★

1. Acp

2. Golden Troops

3. Ice Warriors

4. Nachos

5. Team Gold

6. Tacos

7. Cookies

8. Imaf

9. WW

10. UMA

Those were this weeks top 10 armies if you didn’t get on the list this week here’s some tips on how you can.

• Beat an army in a war that’s on this list
• Invade one of these armies important servers
• Get known
• Be awesome

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3. Almost Top Story

The almost top story of this week is Team Gold vs. Nachos.

TG vs. Nachos was basically a chain event, first TG had a practice battle with Nachos then Nachos called them noobs and bot users so TG got mad and declared war. TG will be invading snowbank from the nachos on the 25th.

Nacho have made a post on their site saying how their opponent is anonymous but is it really a good idea to do that, and im guessing that this post pretty much gave who their facing so sorry…. Yeah awkward moment now, only one way out of it

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Ok now on to the next section hehe……

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4. Merging

Merging now a days seems like a HUGE deal, not even a big deal, it’s a HUGE deal. Everyone goes crazy and doesn’t want to merge. But why? It’s not the end of the world the only real thing your changing is the name of the army. But some people just want to keep being in that army because of it’s history. I can tell you one thing, History will always stay the same but the future is up to you.

Merging isn’t the end of everything it’s a new opportunity and it is the only way a small army can get huge. There is the other way which is recruiting and getting new people but honestly not everyone can do that in every 10 small armies only 1 army can recruit and become large the rest will die and be forgotten or merge. Maybe im wrong and every small army was major at one point.

Every army on that top 10 list has merged or been merged into (except tacos). So would it really be bad to give merging a shot?

Look at GT for example, CPST didn’t want to merge into GW but once they did they became the second largest army that is huge. So the next time someone wants to merge into you or you into another army think twice about it, leaders and soldiers.

Lets take a look at the Goods and Bads of Merging

Goods

• Larger
• You have more people that care about the army
• New Ideas
• More Popularity
• More Servers

Bads

• The history of the army stops there
• Lose a few people
• Rebellions
• Noobs call you an evil bunny

So is merging really worth it?

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4 1/2. New Posting days

The past few days I have had things going on in my life, my real life, and I won’t be on weekends much or at all so instead of posting this on Saturday night which is the best night of the week. I will be switching the day to friday night, the second best night of the week. And it should be out every friday so enjoy.

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5. Wii’s Top 10 Armies

This weeks top 10 armies of the week are

1. IW

2. IW

3. IW

4. IW

5. IW

6. IW

7. IW

8. DCP

9. Elites

10. IW

Remember if you have any comments, questions, or complaints about the post, please feel free to……. keep them to yourself or ask Fox.

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6. Matre

What if Matre were to ride on a mater that matre owned and it matter what mater matre rode if people don’t think matre rode the mater of matters. Therefore if matre were to matter on what mater he was to ride on, then I wouldn’t matter of the matre’s mater.

Matre’s Edit:

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7. Ganger vs. Icey

GT vs. IW, or should I say Ganger vs. Icey it’s the same thing. Week after week these two have been throwing insults at each other, but who’s really right? Well lets see GT beat IW, IW beat GT, and now the had a tie. We want a real winner from this battle so lets take a look at some battle pics.

Wait IW doesn’t even have pics so can they even say they won? IW says they won but they have no proof so shouldn’t GT win then?

Lets look at this pic for example, 24 GT and 19 IW. GT is pretty unorganized and their line is barly a line, IW is smaller but their kinda organized…. nah their both unorganized. But since their both about the same in tactics GT wins in this pic because of their size.

It’s pretty hard to tell who has more people in this pic but just by looking at it you can see more IW.

In this pic there’s about 18 GT and 28 IW.

There is waaay more GT in this pic and if there isn’t then they used a tactic that made them look huge.

So who really won?

Well I don’t want to make a decision based on this since only GT has pics, but IW doesn’t have any. I will call it A TIE.

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8. Site Reviews

Still no one commented with a site to review, so if no one comments with a site that I can review then this section of army news will be replaced.

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9. Ask an owner

Yeah ask an owner does seem more like ask shab so, the public wants to know shab……

What size underwear do you wear???

Shab : I wear the huge size of 5XL and it still feels tight.

That was this weeks question, make sure to leave questions for next week even if their dumb ones like this one XD. The winner is the person with the best question for an owner rank.

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10. Fail of the Week

The moment a lot of you have been waiting for, the best part of the post. The fail of the week!

Before I show you the fail of the week, I decided to have 2, one for chat and one for not on chat. I thought these two were the best LMAO.

Those were the fails of the week. Special thanks to Draggy, and Monsterfully.

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11. Random World Record

This weeks random world record is…

Most people sitting on one chair

The most people sitting on one chair was 722, which was set by staff and students of Wilson’s Creek School, Missouri, United States on 1 June 2007.

O_O

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12. State Tests

Over the past few weeks everyone has been having state tests, the tests that determines if your going to be flipping burgers the rest of your life or be a doctor. They tell you, don’t worry take all the time you need no pressure even though if you fail this test your future is ruined.

Of course during the test there’s like 3 people in the room making sure you don’t talk or cheat, even if you wanted to say bless you your test would be taken away and you would go back to McDonald’s. But the only good part was that halfway into the test you would stop and they gave you free snacks :O

So, why do we even have state tests? Well basically, the district wants you to be burger flippers for the rest of your life so their children can have the better jobs with this horrible economy it’s that simple. Jk XD but they do want you to fail because they always word the questions wrong so that you get confused and get them wrong.

Im going to end this section with a little poll.

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13. Top 5 songs

This weeks top 5 songs are…

1. Break your heart – Taio Cruz

2. Hey Soul Sista – Train

3. Hurricane – 30 Seconds to Mars

4. Need you Now – Lady something

5. The Baken song – That commercial on tv

Baken Baken Baken Baken Baken BAKEN BAKEN BAKEN BAKEN BAKEN BAKEEEEEEEN

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14. Vid of the Week

This week’s vid of the week is also the number 5 song, the BAKEN SONG!

BAKEN WOOOOOOOOO.

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15. Sign off

This was the finally army news posted on saturday night =[ but army news will still come every week, so see you next week on luc’s army news and stuff.

-This is War

-Luc Acp Co-Leader

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