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Its It’s that time again, to point out the fails and learn how to not fail.
We’re having an exclusive guest, The… Nachos! The Nachos are a club penguin army (if you fail to much not to know that) and recently they failed epicly, You’ll find out how later at the end of the post.
At the end of our last post for Failing for dummies we said we’d tell you about some other fails: “Small catalog updates, Lazy staff, and Cheat site n00bs! (mimo)” Well we’re going to tell you about their fails.
Small Catalog Updates:
If you haven’t noticed, club penguin has been making less and less updates for catalogs. If you remember the old catalogs, they went on for like 5 pages, then the old items. 
Lazy Staff:
“You know, the Night Club is one of those places where there’s often a lot happening. And recently there have been some upgrades that make it even more interesting. You might have noticed that when there’s more than 10 of you in the room, the lights change. But did you know that if the majority of you (at least 10) are the same penguin color then even more cool things start to happen?” ~Screenhog
This shows Complete laziness, haven’t we already known about this? This is a sad “update” by club penguin staff, I would expect more form people who got millions of dollars just for a kids game (disney bought out cp). cp
N00by Cheat sites:
Many of you have most likely heard of “mimo”, but back in the good days, everyone didn’t put tags over their pictures like “Club penguin Gang” or other things. The cheats were SHARED not “I found it 1st!!! Not u!!!” That is quite sad. Mimo is also a n00b for these reasons: He’s a rich kid who can buy whatever or go to wherever he wants, he is most likely helped by “Billy bob” aka Lane to find these cheats. I personally think that Lane just sends him emails saying “Say that you went to this thing. >Picture to be added soon<
and… We’re out!
~Jediseth
