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How can you win on faulty logic?

Saint: We can all have daydreams about Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land, where everyone is caring, loving, and nice. Not only will those daydreams not come true, but in a rather infamous speech, Person1233 exclaimed that he is the ultimate authority on what’s right and what’s wrong. (I edited out the rest of what he said because, well, it didn’t really say anything.) I don’t want to build castles in the air. I don’t want to plan things that I can’t yet implement. Person1233’s ability to cause trouble because doing so clearly demonstrates how the failure of his underlings to recognize that I regard him the way I would the sort of stinking filth I might have to clean off my boots after a careless walk in a dog kennel casts doubts upon their methods. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. The time has come to show you, as dispassionately as possible, what kind of tyrannical thoughts Person1233 is thinking about these days. I know you’re wondering why I just wrote that. I’ll explain shortly, but first, I should state that Person1233 has delivered exactly the opposite of what he had previously promised us. Most notably, his vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, Person1233’s vows of equality did little more than convince people that the ultimate aim of Person1233’s musings is to restructure society as a pyramid with Person1233 at the top, Person1233’s faithfuls directly underneath, the worst classes of obtrusive quiddlers I’ve ever seen beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable Person1233 to do everything possible to keep homicidal, clueless bottom-feeders ignorant and cheeky, which makes me realize that his hysteria-producing initiatives are sufficient to give pause to the less thoughtful among us. “Oh, oh,” such people think. “We’d better help Person1233 battle his way out of a war–just in case.”

Person1233 uses the term “indistinguishableness” with ostensible confidence that its meaning is universally understood. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, today, we might have let Person1233 crush the remaining vestiges of democracy throughout the world. Tomorrow, we won’t. Instead, we will bring a fresh perspective and new ideas to the current debate. That’s all I have to say.

Person….we regained the rooms you took, and we were still at equal force to you in snow fort when you decided to end the battle and claim the server. You apparently are a hypocrite if you think that because Acp didn’t attack nachos that you guys won. You didn’t come into any of the rooms we were in and you didn’t attack us so really it was just moving room to room trying to get more soldiers than the other army in a room. When that happened, the army with fewer soldiers ran away. So it is a tie and idc if you scheduled an invasion monday. You declared that invasion to NOT be an invasion one of the days last week and you NEVER changed the invasion back to an invasion so umm no you don’t own snow fort.

If you want snow fort you can set up a battle against Acp by talking to Boomer and seeing what is the best day and time to have it and if the armies do NOT attack each other because the rooms are full, then its another tie.

I declare the battle to have been a tie.

According to person’s post, the nachos won the server by capturing each room. If thats true then all I have to do is go to each room and ignore the ppl who are there when I leave the room.

Example: Nachos regrouped at cove. They then left for the forest. Acp then moved to the cove.      You can’t say you captured the cove because Acp recaptured it a minute later.

Also invasions are only won if every room has been won in a battle. I didn’t see any big battles because each army filled up the room they were in. This is why it is a tie.

If you still can’t accept that then look at this:

“This battle is no longer to fight over the server Snow Fort. The meaning of this battle is to help keep our great ally, the UMA.”

http://nachoarmy.com/2009/05/01/nachos-of-club-penguin/

Now an invasion has to be scheduled 24 hrs in advance. Your edit was never corrected 24 hrs in advance which makes it a lie to say that Acp has lost snow fort.

ONTO THE WINNERS OF THE WAR!!!

In all the pictures I saw and the time I was at the battle on cp whatever room each army was in was full. It wasn’t that Acp scurried from each room trying to “avoid” nachos, we just swarmed into the last room nachos were in hoping to catch them once the room was not full.

I don’t remember any battles because both armies filled up their rooms. Acp didn’t defend because Nachos didn’t attack us. If anything Nachos ran from us because as Acp swarmed into the non full server, Nachos left it for another room.

Until someone can prove that an invasion of a server is now defined as: Going from room to room, filling it up so no soldiers of the defending army can get in, and claiming that room as unable to be recaptured. Also all the rooms do not have to be captured, just the ones that the “winner” wants to have to be captured.” Until this is proven as the new definition, nachos have no ground to stand on when they claim they have won.

I hope Uma reconizes that if they side with nachos, they are just siding with an army whose leader gives lies to his soldiers and ignores anything that contradicts it or anything that proves his statements wrong. I also hope you realize that the leader goes back on his word whenever he feels like it and expects everyone to let him.

Shab

117 Responses

  1. 1st

  2. 1st

  3. THIS POST CONTAINS TRUTH

  4. make it a tie it was fair enough

  5. It would help if there was some “Rules Of War” agreement on stuff like capturing a server and other things between the major armies.

  6. 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, and/or 10th.

  7. @Matthewmsh1
    YOUR COMMENT ALSO CONTAINS TRUTH

  8. nachos were just scared and ran away from us

  9. 8th

  10. i was 8th

  11. my other name is thejediorderofclubpenguin

  12. really i mean the real life armys of earth have war rule just to keep this from happaning

  13. @ Seanehawk: Actually, this post contains LIES.

  14. All the nachos did was run from room to room claiming victory then running from ACP to the next room. It was a full hour of chasing the chicken nachos,

  15. 1st! YA. Now I think its a tie. Lets let UMA decide.

  16. @blueswill
    You contain lies
    @Dryvit
    Yet another truthful comment

  17. Shab’s a retard!!!!! And a sore lose!!

  18. i cant WAIT to see what kind of wild excuse person will have to this one….. i give this post 5 stars. is this comment full of truth or just filled with ice cream?

  19. @basketballa- see? you cant think of ONE comeback to this post! shab is a genius! not a “sore lose”.

  20. Time for my own comment now!
    Nachos failed to invade the server succesfully since we re captured all their rooms. So technically we won. :mrgreen:

  21. @ Meat- your comment is full of truth, and maybe cheese. no, just truth.

  22. Tie! person is just to roofless to confess but he lost! And uma isnt helping u they are tricking you into believeing that they are on ur side! The nachos are using them as spys! Team Gold is helping in this war now. We are going to fight this battle! I dare them to schedule another battle,war,invasion!

    ~Spice Ice116

  23. My comments are usually cheesy, I’m a bad writer :mrgreen: but it was definately truthful

  24. Dern! My way of saying darn.

  25. GOOD POST 😯 and its long too

  26. smarterkid116, uma are good allies. think before making a comment.

  27. Boomer, I agree with your knowledge.
    I would love it if we got another shot at snow fort.
    I am a nacho, and i liked peace until this…

    ————————————>
    ——————————————->
    —————————————————————–
    ——————–NUKE——————————————->
    —————————————————————–
    ——————————————->
    ———————————–>
    It’s a missile. I’d like it if we just have peace…
    AND THEN KICK TEAM GOLD’S @$$!!

  28. i give up on trying to make the post i made noticeable for over 3 minutes LOL

  29. 🙄 ACP should just die. You guys OBVIOUSLY plagued CP too long. Shame on you XD

  30. Not my friends that are in ACP should die though…..

  31. blueswill, i thought YOU were in acp. hypocrite.

  32. Now you’re making it look like I’m speechless by not letting my comment go through 🙄

  33. @blueswill
    You were in ACP, so if you’re right then congratulations you plagued club penguin!

  34. well that seems that this is good i think its fair for a tie even and if person can not accept that well thats just plain immaturity! if you dont accept it as a tie person you shouldn’t be leading the nachos!

    Rock on acp!

  35. hey acp we owned u at the dock and we were hunting you down the whole battle. You guys just kept running

    🙄

  36. Of course I’m not going to accept a tie, because it WASN’T a tie. I’m not going to accept the army of scandal and corruption’s deal. Stop being immature, stubborn, hypocritical, and accept defeat for ONCE.

  37. well well well u guys just cant lose! its WAR! sometimes you have to lose! its life! NACHOS WIN!

  38. ACP IS RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST!!!!!!!!!

  39. YOU ARE MAXROCKZ!

  40. hey guys… srry i couldnt make all of it 🙁

  41. Person, your the only one here being immature, stubborn, hypocritical, and can never admit defeat. We actually admit defeat when we see it. But you can never admit it. If Nachos were outnumbered 5-1. You would still say you won. 🙄 Nobody could fight because both armies are soo huge that whenever we meet, the room is too full. Both armies can’t fight in one room. There is no win or lose, because all leaders from the 2 armies will give excuses on why they won, and why the other lost. It was honestly a tie, im man enough to admit that nachos are argueably as big as ACP now. This is a tie, both of us have pictures, and videos of us at our best points. We were both at a 5/5 today.

  42. Person, Shut Up! You said it wasn’t an invasion it was a way to convince Snow Fort Citizens to think ACP was bad. So Person, ACP has Snow Forts.
    UNLIKE YOU!
    ~Houndy66

  43. Boomer,

    i say we have another battle. Another battle so we win. a battle to convince the nacho to betray person and join us and our allies. if we can manage that, we can win, win all cp wars. and then peace will come to cp again. try this boomer and it might work. PS. please tell me if u like the idea!

  44. also i made it, but not the begining, i made it right at 1:46. I HOPE ITS STILL OK!

  45. clubpenguiner1.wordpress.com

  46. Nasa, Im sorry to say that person has poisoned your mind with lies. WE were chasing you, patrolling, looking out for the nachos, and pwning them. the ONLY reason that person thought he won was because he would own the 5 ACP left in the room from waiting for you in surrounding. person also thinks that 30 vs. 5 = a fair battle. and a “fair victory’ snow fort is still ours, nachos, so get off of OUR server.

  47. Based on comments like Nosey, ACP wants Snow Fort back. Ask a leader to schedule an invasion if you want it back.

  48. ok to prove snow forts our server im calling a raid

    go on snow forts and when i say 3 eat nachos

  49. Also Nosey, Nasa was right, your mind is the one poisoned 😕

  50. oh person WE STILL OWN IT

  51. shab i completely agree with u

  52. 1 2 3

  53. MEET IN MINE SHACK

  54. no response upon how you “won” person? shows extreme bias. to all nachos- turn back, if you dont leave soon, you will be very confused upon what YOU KNOW is the truth and what THEY EXPECT YOU to believe is the truth. also nachos, i have told the people of snow fort that the nachos are evil. apparently MANY of them knew that acp was still snow fort’s owner. Person, if you want another servr added to your 3 server “empire”…. go find a one NOT owned by acp. maybe you will get it!

  55. The Nachos cheated.Weegee told me he gave them 100 bots.

  56. why does Shab have to be such i frickin returd?

  57. why does Shab have to be such a frickin returd?

  58. Please don’t erase this cuz it’s important. Since the Golds site was deleted, Should the new one be http://goldsrulers.wordpress.com/ I made that for a back-up site.

  59. yeah, why?

  60. why r u guys calling shab a “returd” ???

  61. Who made Person an editor 0_o

  62. Last time I’m saying it, if you want Snow Fort back, schedule an invasion.

  63. Since its a tie, we need a tieBREAKER.

  64. why do nacho have to be fricun cheaters

  65. SCHEDULE A TIEBREAKER. TIE-BREAKER.

  66. person, stop being so arrogant and stubborn. its getting on my nerves. IF YOU WANT SNOW FORT, SCHEDULE ANOTHER BATTLE AGAINST ACP TO ACTUALLY TRY. and another thing,you STILL didnt respond on your “tactics” controversy on my last comment. so if you want to get out of the situation youre in, sit down and stop screaming. MAYBE then mommy will give you your cookie. 🙄

  67. oh person i say steal wh instead

  68. wh? thats white house right…

  69. if you’re completely speechless because of me person, heres what i say: When i see Snow Fort as the 4th addition to the nacho “empire”, i will frankly laugh my @ss off. 😆

  70. oh, it’s already there. ROTFLMFAOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so now we have to armies owning snow fort at once??? 0_o person, get over yourself and go hump some cows. fill they minds with lies.

  71. oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dont swear

    remember wordpress no swear rule

  72. i agree shab good speech

  73. can never accept your mistakes ACP

  74. i just realized, UMA did not choose the winner yet, so person, YOU DO NOT HAVE SNOW FORT. TAKE IT OFF THE NACHO EMPIRE PAGE IMMEDIATELY.

  75. Ok when it said “Yeah why?” That wasnt me.
    Anyway Person don’t deny you lost. Really don’t deny a tie. Really you need to learn “How To Invade A Server, Rule #1: If the leader CLAIMS to have invaded a server, they need witnesses. Duh. Person if Snow Fort is the 4th addition to the Nacho Empire remeber in parenthesis put in (Un-Official).
    ~Houndy

  76. HOW AM I RACIST YOU GUYS ARE BY SAYING “how about you fight a fight instead of running away like whites from the swine flu “

  77. He mean “White BLOOD CELLS”

  78. then find where we freaking are!

  79. nachos win snow forts nuf said

  80. Person admit defeat for once
    1. You never saw what ACP was like you were in another room
    2. Your hats are so big I can’t see where the heck I’m going
    3. At the end it was 31-20
    4. Our tactics were the same we joke bombed each other
    5. If we can’t get in a room you don’t win you need a room for final battle

    To this day I can see why those “mature” people hate you unlike you starting perverted stuff and cussing all you like your influencing children to be like you this is why Person1233 got banned unlike our leader. If you don’t know the meaning of mature I would suggest you go to 1st grade. And stop the racism and stuff it’s gonna cause it to be worst.

  81. Nachos’ Current Position: At Person’s house, making highly alcoholic drinks, chugging them down, and also got Person’s dealer to hand out freebies like there’s no tomorrow because they don’t realize that their leader is using them just because he got banned for saying too much 17 year and up stuff on ACP Chat.

  82. In my defense, I was guested and banned forever at a time where I wasn’t doing anything wrong -.-

  83. Active. Also, Nachos run room to room claiming victory. At least ACP actually stays in a room, and actually won the claim.

    -Thomas0270, ACP Maj. General

  84. U ACP MORONS U LOST NACHOS WON U R LIERS U ARE NOT FREEING CP U DISTROY IT THE UNSC AND NACHOS ECT. FREE IT SO DO CP A FAVOR AND SURRENDER

    N
    NA
    NAC
    NACH
    NACHO
    NACHOS
    NACHO
    NACH
    NAC
    NA
    N

  85. “Active. Also, Nachos run room to room claiming victory. At least ACP actually stays in a room, and actually won the claim.

    -Thomas0270, ACP Maj. General”

    WHOA WHOA WHOA! What army is the one who insulted the Nachos for staying in one room during a WWFF? ACP. Now when we do what ACP did, and move all around the server, we’re insulted for it? Hypocrisy.

  86. Well maybe we were trying to stay in one room when you were leaving

  87. Dont pay any mind to the Nachos, they never admit defeat even when it’s right in their face. Their just sore losers 🙄 There is no way in hell that we will ever be taking Snow Fort off of the DRACP. Because it was a tie. Neither army could fight against each other, because ACP and Nachos always filled up a room. So stop saying that we were running, because we werent, We were just splitting up into the brigades because maybe that we could be able to get into more rooms. But noooo, Person goes around saying he won just because he didnt see any ACP. The reason you didn’t see any ACP was because you kept filling up the rooms, same with ACP, we couldnt see any Nachos. Both armies are too big.

  88. i couldn’t make it!! 😥

  89. And of course your allies are going to say that Nachos won. 🙄

  90. oh yeah, and houndy, i might demote you!!!

  91. ok some acp and nachos r just being gay. it was a tie.
    becuase u cant really claim u won a room cuz then another army can just burst in and say they won. this was not a battle it was running around like idiots.shab is right bout what he said about who has snow fort. u never edited it 24hrs in adavnce.person admit a tie

  92. This is one of the dumbest war/battle i have ever seen. ACP and Nachos are the two largest CP armies and still schedule battles on servers that are already half full. Also Shab nor Person though of spitting there army in two at least two different groups so they could actually fight. Nachos would take over a room by filling it making it unable for ACP to get in the room and maybe about six ACP could get in one room to fight 30 Nachos and the Nachos would say we owned them but they were only fighting like six people vice versa for ACP. The only time there was an actual fight was during the last couple of minutes during the battle when Nachos had about 20 people and ACP having 21 and that was still pretty much even but ACP had a better technique. If you look at NAchos pictures or videos of the war you will see that they always outnumber ACP by a lot and in ACP’s pictures you will see ACP having a huge advantage. To me this was a tie because there was next to no fighting. Next time I would say to spilt the army and just fight on two different servers.

  93. Woo 8) Saint used my name 10 times in a post. Tyrannical thoughts? Just because I stand up for me and my army doesn’t mean I’m a tyrant. Just means I don’t give up easily. I’m sorry you feel that way about me Saint, 😕 I’m actually a nice guy if you get to know me.

  94. @Person Man
    No you’re not 🙂

  95. Again,
    Person Man, Person Man,
    Hit on the head with a frying pan,
    (You sure think and act like that really happened)
    Lives his life in a garbage can,
    (Sounds like your brain is in there)
    Person (WO)Man.

  96. LoL Seanehawk

  97. nice saint. although i didnt understand one word of it. XD

  98. ACP GONNA DIE

  99. IN 7 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  100. So much hate so much cruelty over a game….. Funny how meshses and pixels can make people hate each other. All I wanted was a war like the old days simple…..no politcs involved,no negotiations, just all out war. If you all and yes i mean ANY of you take this game too seriously then you should just leave. No not just ACP I mean EVERYONE! Please for once all of you try too make fun out of this instead of hatred and anger. If you don’t have the ability to do that then just leave and I mean ANYONE!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EQ6eHeBrhM CP war is diffrent now 🙁

  101. Now CP war is Flame wars nothing else!! The more you flame the deeper you drive down the pit!……..I am appauled.

  102. even the IW say nacho won if you look at it in a way they are right

  103. I will most definitley be on patrol, sir.

  104. Go Saint and Shab! You are both right, Person must be stopped.

  105. Let UMA decide instead of fighting! The battle is over and who won, won.

  106. Whoa Saint, BIG WORDS. I dont even know half of them but i think i get wut your talking about

  107. Person is Hitler and nachos are Nazis. someday Person will kill himself. Now Person stop crying and maybe ur mommy give you a big hug. DEAL WITH IT PERSON

  108. wow d-day of curse iw said nachos won the where fighting with them

  109. Way to tell him saint you used some big words to tell off Person

  110. lol and we beat them BAD……

  111. Person, you are the biggest retard in CP armies. I made it, and we owned.

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