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The Retirement of Hattrick

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Dear ACP,
I am officialy retiring from the ACP. It has been a long run for me and it is about time to end it. There has been great times, bad times, perverted times, and just disturbing times in the ACP, and hell I loved it all. Now, why am I retiring? Well, I will just leave that answer to the end. I think this is the perfect time to write my whole journey through the acp and everything related to Club Penguin.
The Full History and Feelings of Hattrick
 
I was about 10 or 11 when i discovered Club Penguin. I found Club Penguin by searching “Penguins” on google for a project. When the results came, I saw Club Penguin. I clicked it and i was amazed of what I was seeing. My first ever penguin was Hatty. Hatty was create on August 20, 2005. He was a beta, and got the name from my nickname, Hatt. I wear lots of crazy hats and such, thats why i am called Hatt. Hatty was later banned on October 20, 2005. When Club Penguin officialy opened to the web, I made a new penguin name Hijacked. Hijacked wasn’t a beta, nore he will ever be. in November 2005, I made a site called http://hattrickhijacked.wordpress.com/. Yes I used wordpress back then. It reached a total of 700,000 hits, making it the most viewed Club Penguin cheat site on the web. Then a hacker came and banned Hijacked and my site on the same date, January 24, 2007. Then on Feburary 2, 2007, Hattrick was made. I tried to rebuild my site of greatness, but sadly i could not recieve any prophet from the old website. As of now, Hattrick lived to be 828 days old on Club Penguin, and will continue to live on.
 
How did I discover CP Warfare? Well just keep on reading!
On October 3, 2006, I found the ACP, Army of Club Penguin on the miniclip forums. I found the ACP by typing “clubpengguin” on google. It was another mystery that set apon me. I never officialy joined until Feburary 07 with Hattrick. My whole CP life i stayed with the acp. as the years passed, i met lots of good friends and enemies, and worked my way all the way up to general when oagal was leader of the ACP. Then when fort destroyed my army carrier, i came all the way up again to general, once again. and here i stop as general in the acp. Back in 06, i created an army called the mrf with my fellow brother spencers51. it stood for the military rebel force. it was the first ever rebel army i believe in cp history. i had over 400 troops at the point, bigger than the average army. we had defeated the uma in a 16 day war for marshmellow. the mrf soon came to an end after specners51 quit cp. Now our older brother, mumble05, he made the navy seals, but im not going into that. Today i have now a military force called the FPA, Federal Penguin Association.
I had feelings for all of the acp soldiers, and im pretty sure all will want to hear this. xD
I will list them from a random order that comes first to my mind.

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Shaboomboom: I remember you as a corporal. now today as a co-leader of a very strong army force. I am proud of you shab, i really am. you grew up so fast! but you my friend, were one hell of a buddy.
Boomer20: same as shab, i remember you as a corporal. from the day i met you, i knew you were going to become succesful here in the acp. and i was right. here you are as leader of the acp. i am also proud of you boomer.
Saint1119: we were great friends, until i did something so dupish and ruined our friendship. we never talk now but i wanted to say that i still admire you. and im sure you wont ever talk to me again after i say this, but, i still…
Foxtails: As normal, you will keep on bothering people. But thats what i like about you. a strong willing girl who has goals, strength, and pride for what she does. hell yeah girl power!
Ennbay0: Why are you still here? XD. What great times huh? you a hell of a comedian if you ask me. you make me laugh even when im down on the otherside. i love you as a brother and i hope you have luck with your banned.
Oagalthorp: God man, what a leader you were. you got everything done in notime. you were an awesome leader. i should have done alot more for you but sadly computer problems are a ****. In my book, i count u as the greatest leader that ever lived in cp history.
Kg007: you are a funny crazy kookie gawd! I hope you have a great life. long live the kookie gawd!
Stev712: you are one of the greatest a friend can have. i love you like a brother, maybe even more. you are a great spy and military man to work with. I am proud of you.
Magic777: What to say. you one hell of a friend. we had the best conversations ever, even those perverted ones about the girls in the acp xDD. oh ****…i should erase that but idc! =D
Abercrombe29: Words cant discribe you. but you were a smart, friendly girl to work with. i hope you have a wonderful life.
All the rest of ACP: I LOVE YOU ALL.
 
 
Now i think i should share more about myself. well here i go!!! weee.
-I am a very perverted kid, but i try not to let it out on meeting new friends.
-I just ****ing hate hw, doesnt everybody do?
-I can never forget someone that i love dearly.
-I watch **** at sometimes. i know luc watch it too aswell as shab xP  Shab: I hate you hatt XD

-I will always treat all men and women equal.
 
Now for what you’ve been waiting for!!!!!!! the truth of why i am retiring.
“I will not hold back for what i am about to say, and i dont care what your opinion is, but i have to speak the truth”.
 
ACP is becoming the most stuborning army i have ever seen. the chat…OMFG THAT DAM CHAT! noone cant even follow dam rules, not even me, nore leaders. I am ****ing sick and tired of all this bull****! it has to stop. Idc if i have to take it down myself, but it has to stop. i just cant understand why you ppl get so **** up about something thats pointless! ive stuck up with this for to long! i am stepping up to the plate and ****ing smashing that ball so dam far, you wont even know if it was me who hit that dam ball.
you people are so dam lucky that i am not pointing out names to this situation. and guess what! they all start with “S”! and there all high ranks and thats all i will say. you know who you are, but there are many others with s in ther name.
as of now, i am officialy reitred from the acp. i suggest that boomer gets an advisor for the whole acp. bcuz i dont see the leaders doing there dam job…

Saint: Amen
 
“There will never be peace in this society we call CP…”

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Until Then…
Fight On!
 
~Hattrick

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41 Responses

  1. Hatto 🙁

  2. IM TELLING YOUR MOM YOU WATCH PORN! xD jk

  3. We’ll miss you hatt! Im the only acp member from 06 now 🙁

  4. 6th cya hatt!!!

  5. cya hatt

  6. whoa hat nuff swearin? lol

  7. Still got FPA together, bro. I’ll see you there. Take Care man, your my hero. 😀

  8. we will miss u hattrick good luck in the future!

  9. 🙁 another one goes. . .

  10. And another one goes, another one bites the dust!

  11. WOW. No wonder shab accidentally sent me a redtube link 😐

  12. i will still be leading the first association in clubpenguin.

    http://federalpenguinassociation.wordpress.com/

    join today

  13. Hatt, u just dont know how much respect I have for u. U were someone I looked up to in ACP. Now that ur gone, Im the only one left from Oagal’s era. I just cant believe this, thanx for the memories.

  14. hatty the chat bans me for having a typo in shirts (no r) yet all the other stuff happens and nobody else gets punished…. or maybe its just aber hates me…..

  15. Stev here. Well me and Hattrick made an army where all are welcome. It’s called FPA ( Federal Penguin Association ). He mentions it on this post. If anyone is interested in Joining, go to http://federalpenguinassociation.wordpress.com/ .

    ~Stev712, Thanks

  16. the mods just can get away with anything (i rly need to be a mod on there xD)

  17. xD Person I didn’t know shab watched porn 🙄

  18. WHY THE HECK R U SWEARING

  19. Too many retired Generals. This is like Party Week for tons of Lt Generals, lots are going to get Promos. I think that Baloon451 should lead Alpha, Bigpeng92 should lead Kappa, and Noka 11 Should lead Sigma

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    BYE Salutes and and as Oagalthorp used to say,

    March on,

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  23. umm… Who wouuld even want u to be in ACP after u said that about Shaboomboom and sheila gally and everybody? u just think about that Hattrick… 🙁

  24. YOu love me? wow…. lol every leader except boomer’s name starts in a s

  25. For those of us whose parents like to see what were doing on the web from time to time, this profanity laced rant labeled a retirement speech is a great help. Way to go out with class and grace. You were a general to be admired, why leave this as your legacy? Would any of you be proud if your parents read what is written here?

  26. bye hattrick will miss u 🙁

  27. @Terimea: WTH, what are you doing? this is someones retirement post and you are saying that he shouldnt have been in Acp anyway 🙄

  28. Goodbye hatt :(:(

  29. Goodbye hatt 🙁

  30. Opps silly me stupid pc made me say it twice

  31. Bye Hatt. Also, were running out of generals 😐

  32. we’ll miss u Hatt, god everything is retiring nowadays

  33. Dear Boomer,
    I will be inactive from ACP for about 5 days, because i am going to Cape Cod, although im not sure if my family is bringing the laptop.

  34. Bye hatt, although the high ranks dont really know me and ignore me most of the time…….I respect everyone of you!

  35. THAT WAS IRONNIC AND MEAN BUT SAD BYE HATTRICK

  36. Another goes, another one comes

  37. Awwwww, sorry to see you go like this. Have a great life Hatt-o.

  38. bye hatteh, I hope you get over Shab, Sheila, Saint, and Sol. May you have a great real life. and maybe inch down on the fu ck and sh it and stuff. 😀 you were a great soldier, and truly missed.

  39. uhh srry? XD

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