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HEY GUYS! IT’S PURP HERE! GUYS?? GUYS??!

Okay yeah, I’m sorry. This is ACP Recap #99.5. Not 100. I just don’t know what the schmuck to do, yeah? Please comment me suggestions on what to do for my 100th. IT’S A BIG MILESTONE YA KNOW! It’s gotta take some time- like YGS 100. YEAH! Okay, well ,  let’s get on with it and have a groovy time reading this post, everyone, while I attempt to think about what to do for my 100th…yes. BE QUIET I KNOW IT’S BEEN A MONTH AND I COULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT DURING THAT TIME.

Here’s last poll of the week results- what did you guys do during easter?

Lovely. And here’s new poll of the week: this one’s for you, Super edwin!

Now read on and let’s see how the schmuck we’ve done last week. LET’S GO ALREADY, DARNIT!

Sunday, 17th of April

Events

 UK Unscheduled Ulead Session

great! ACP made a butt formation on CP.

Sizes: 17-24

Tactic rating:8.4/10

Posts

Click HERE errr I dunno

Click HERE for Dj’s announcement about question of the day returning and his question of the day post! 

Monday, 18th of April

Events

UK Cleansing of Bobsled

A good  ol iggy tactic.

Sizes: 15 the whole time 

Tactic rating: 8.5/10

Posts

Click HERE for Noka’s uhh.. IDK either.

Tuesday, 19th of April

Events

None

Posts

None

Wednesday, 20th of April

Events

None

Posts

None

Thursday, 21st of April

Events

UK Cleansing of North Pole

NO BLUE PENGUIN PIZZA IS OUR FRIEND GO AWAY!

Sizes: 14-17

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

Posts

None

Friday, 22nd of April 

Events

AUSIA Unscheduled Recruiting Session

Why so sad? Oh yeah. Another unscheduled.  OK SORRY THAT WAS MEAN

Sizes: Up to 11ish

Tactic rating: 8.4/10

Posts

Click HERE for Trader’s post announcing his vacation- ENJOY IT!

Saturday, 23rd of April

Events

UK Tactic Session

r00d

Sizes: 9-13

Tactic rating: 8.2/10

Posts

Click HERE for an event time survey- DEADLINE IS TODAY! HURRY!

compared to last month- whew!

UK Force

Current average size: 15+↓

Performance rating: 8.2/10

USA Force

Current average size: 0↓

Performance rating: =0/10(never happened in my time making acp recap life- c’mon usa!)

AUSIA Force

Current average size: 10+↓

Performance rating: 6/10

Overall performance: 14.2/30↓

Last month’s performance: 24.6/30 =35% DROP…Eek!

We had 5 successful events this week ||  4 less compared to last month 

 We’ve had 1 AUSIA event, 4 UK eventS,  0 USA events || We’ve had   a decrease in all division events compared to last month. Yikes.

The highest sizes we’ve reached this week was up to 24 during the UK Unsched Ulead || Last month‘s highest size was up to 40+

15 posts were posted throughout the week. || 2 less than last month

The average amount of views we got on the site throughout the week: 445 views || Last month the average amount of views was 525 views.Nuts.

The force with the highest average tactic rating is the UK force  with an average of 8.45/ 10 for the tactic rating, LESS compared to last MONTH’s highest average tactic rating by a tiny weeny bit. The AUSIA are  2nd  with 8.4/10 and USA  last again with with 0/10! A complete change- whoa.

Slime’s stuff of the week

LE FACTS DE LA WEEK!

• The world consumes close to 2.25 billion cups of coffee every day.
• Mosquitoes prefer blood type “O” to any other.
• NASA’s internet connection is 13000 times faster than an average American’s
• The 1976 film “Rocky” was shot in 28 days.
• Texas has at least 200 ghost towns.
• Thomas Edison’s last breath is contained in a test tube in Michigan.
• According to a study of 15 major cities, New York City has the most complex public transportation system in the world.
• You have a .08 percent shot of of joining NASA’s next astronaut class if you applied for one of their 14 vacant positions this past year.
• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson hasn’t eaten candy since 1989.
• Cherry blossom-flavored beverages are the Pumpkin Spice lattes of Starbucks in Japan.
• Gold makes up about 0.02 percent of human blood, so you would need about 40,000 people’s blood in order to have enough gold to sell.
• As of 2015, 52 percent of businesswomen in the United States were once Girl Scouts.

WEIRD SEARCH TERMS DE LA WEEK! (what people searched to find our site)

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• will there be a club penguin military academy soon?
• club penguin scary
• club penguin kathywaffy
• fell in lava club penguon
• a person who is high
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• carlos descendants club penguin
• badboy exposes chip cp armies
• ski und skateboard
• puromisterio
• 117 acp
• ccccccccccccc club penguin

Boom,done. Hope you enjoyed my ACP Recap, see you next w- wee- wee- uhhh.. uhh..

UHHHH

~Purp

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