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PURPLE SLIME’S COMING FOR YALL WITH A NEW ACP RECAP! YEEEHAWWW!!!!

Groovy greetings, ACP! It’s Purp here, with ACP Recap #99! WAIT, 99?

B-BUT I HAVEN’T COME UP WITH WHAT TO DO FOR ACP RECAP #100!!! NOOOOO!!

Oh goddarnit then, gimme some time to think about it.. I have a whole week off, so that’s good. Well here’s the poll of the week.. RESULTS FROM LAST WEEK!

And to the people who didn’t bother reading, here’s a visual interpretation of ACP’s most popular breakfast meal..

Ok well congratulations, you breakfast food! Here’s my new poll:

NOW READ MORE. GO!

Sunday, 20th of March

Events

 UK/USA March Madness Tournament Round 1 VS Sky Rebels [Victory]

“no” MY REACTION TO THIS FORMATION- GAWDAmNIT!!

Sizes:  30-40ish

Tactic rating: 9/10

Posts

Click HERE for my last ACP Recap!

Click HERE for a weird Bam post!

Monday, 21st of March

Events

AUSIA Unscheduled Tactic Session

damn another AUSIA unscheduled event…

Sizes: 15 the whole time 

Tactic rating: 8.5/10

Posts

None

Tuesday, 22nd of March

Events

None

Posts

(a post on a tuesday!) Click HERE for Bam’s mini rant

Wednesday, 23rd of March

Events

None? Wut

Posts

Click HERE for a post regarding the Belgium attacks

Thursday, 24th of March

Events

None

Posts

Click HERE for Bam’s motivation post in the war!

Friday, 25th of March 

Events

AUSIA Unscheduled Tactic Session

ANOTHER UNSCHEDULED!?

Sizes: 10-15

Tactic rating: 8.4/10

UK Cleansing of Breeze

yes! back at it with them word tactics

Sizes: 14-15

Tactic rating: 8.3/10

Posts

None

Saturday, 26th of March[Record for most events in 1 day in a while- here we go!)

Events

AUSIA Unscheduled Training Session

o fine im going with the flo with all these unscheduled events

Sizes: 16-17

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

UK March Madness Tournament Semi Finals VS AR[Loss]

AGRGH I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S GOING ON HERE WHERE ARE WE MEANT TO BE? WHERE’S AR MEANT TO BE!?/

Sizes: Around 20-30?

Tactic rating: 8.4/10

USA Invasion of Beanbag VS Nachos [WIN]

cp has a grumpy cat-ish grumpy puffle emote now? kk..

Sizes: 12 the whole time

Tactic rating: 8.6/10 

USA Invasion of North Pole vs Nachos [WIN]

where are we here

Sizes: 16-18

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

USA Invasion of Walrus VS Nachos [Win]

YEA! WE GOT CLOVER POWER, SUCK IT NACHOS!

Sizes: Up to 21

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

Posts

Click HERE for another Bam post…

Click HERE for Trader’s post claiming that Nachos are cheating!

UK Force

Current average size: 15-20+↔

Performance rating: 8.1/10

USA Force

Current average size: 20+↓

Performance rating: =8.4/10

AUSIA Force

Current average size: 15+↓

Performance rating: 8.1/10

Overall performance: 24.6/30↓

Last week’s performance: 25.5/30 =3% DROP…

We had 9 successful events this week ||  THE SAME compared to last week!

 We’ve had 3 AUSIA events, 2 UK eventS, 1 UK/USA event, 3 USA events || We’ve had an increase in AUSIA  events and a decrease in USA events compared to last week.. 

The highest sizes we’ve reached this week was up to 40+ during the UK/USA March Madness Battle VS Sky Rebels  || Last week‘s highest size was up to 40

17 posts were posted throughout the week. || 4 more than last week!

The average amount of views we got on the site throughout the week: 523 views || Last week the average amount of views was 378 views.WOO!

The force with the highest average tactic rating is the USA force  with an average of 8.75/ 10 for the tactic rating, LESS compared to last week’s highest average tactic rating by a tiny weeny bit. The UK are  2nd again with 8.56/10 and AUSIA  last again with with 8.53/10!

Slime’s stuff of the week

Facts:

• Humans can inflate balloons with their ears.
• In 1986, a volcanic lake in Cameroon, Africa burped a C02 gas cloud that killed 1,746 people in minutes
• One gram of your DNA could store all of Facebook and Google’s data.
• After eating “miracle fruit,” very sour foods will taste sweet for one or two hours.
• For the first time since 1974, nobody climbed to the top of Mount Everest in 2015.
• Guy Fawkes is the reason guys are called “guys”.
• In 2013, a man from Wales threw away a hard drive with $7.5 million worth of bitcoin on it.
• A few beaches in Okinawa, Japan have sand made up of tiny star-shaped particles.
• Ant queens can live for up to 30 years, while workers live from 1 to 3 years.
• An average person produces about 25,000 quarts of saliva in a lifetime, enough to fill two swimming pools.
• Pluto was discovered by a young research assistant in 1930.

Video of the week

For nightmares. Be warned. SERIOUSLY.

Weird search terms of the week- what people looked up to find our site

• сват для инвалидов (looked it up it means Matchmaker for the disabled in Russian)
• cp army free member
• late night training
• the army of the new world order
• acp carsson
• eye zoom in when high
• {searchterms}h … vzh i
• club penguin in army suit image
• varsity jacket club penguins

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Ok, well there’s ACP Recap 99 for ya! See you next week.. for the 100th one.. heh.. still don’t know what to do for it. Bye!

~Purp

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