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Hi ACP,

Yup, this guy is now ACP Leader

This is Kenneth1000, ACP Captain and former ACP Leader. This is another episode of my weekly series where each week we do something different or at least try to. This week we are featuring Bam, the newly appointed ACP Leader. Yes, you might remember him as the guy who sucks at basketball. I guess Ahmed is okay with Bam “allahu akbaring the site” since he made Bam leader. We hope that Bam does a better job with ACP than he did with DCP! So lets get started, today we are cooking with Bam! (Owning to the nature of Bam, some of this post might be inappropriate for younger viewers. Viewers discretion is advised!)

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Alright, hot shot Bam isn’t exactly a Michelin star chef, so don’t be expecting some kind of gourmet food. Today we will be making Bam’s favourite! Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches!

❗ How to make PB&J With Bam ❗

Ken: Lets get started Bam what do we need first?

Bam: Wtf do you mean? We need whole wheat bread and some peanut butter and jelly. I swear if it is white bread I’m gonna scream.

Ken: Wow Bam, whole wheat bread? Are you some health freak?

Bam: Yeah. Jk, I am just picky.

Remember, if you want to make PB&J Bam’s way, you got to use whole wheat. Apparently Bam is one of those health freaks. Loser. Anyway, don’t forget the grape jelly! It isn’t Bam’s PB&J unless you got grape jelly! Don’t use your ordinary crappy strawberry jam. Bam wouldn’t approve, GRAPE JELLY MASTERACE!

Ken: Okay I got all the ingredients. Now lets show ACP troops how to make their own Bam’s PB&J since ACP rations suck ass.

Bam: Ok so you put the slices of bread on the plate and rub the peanut butter sexily.

Ken: What’s next?

Bam: Then you look around, be safe and sure no one is already. Then I rub a bunch of the jelly on my d**** and shove it in between two pieces of bread and then I clean myself up to make the sammich look tasty. I then present it to Boomer.

Ken: Wtf, I am gonna change some of the words since this is inapp. Bam, tell the troops how to really make a PB&J.

Ken: Bam wake up. How do I finish the sandwich!?

Bam: Okay right before I get done with the sandwich I throw a little hot sauce and spray some whipped cream at the top.

Bam has decided to put whipped cream and hot sauce into a PB&J, I had to run back to Oagal’s kitchen to get some. Damn, he is one crazy kid.

Ken: Holy crap you call that a PB&J?

Bam: Yeah it is a real n****s PB&J.

Ken: Okay then. Thanks for teaching the troops how to make a Bam’s style PB&J.

Bam: Np, now they can be 5 star chefs like me.

This concludes this weeks episode with Bam. Stay tuned next week for the next episode of my series!

Make sure to comment if you liked it! Join Bam and I next time!

-Kenneth1000, Tнє Ɗυƙє σƒ Ɓrєєzє    

ACP Captain

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