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The Show Must Go On

Hello ACP,

Matt is my BFFL and I love him so much. <3

Stew is my brew from Bufflooooo. <3

                    I certainly didn’t think this would happen so soon, or like this. Yesterday I was a happy teenager who just got home from band practice. This morning however, I was told by my parents before they left that they figured out what I had been doing on the computer all summer. They sure didn’t like it one bit. I wasn’t watching any “adult videos”, I wasn’t bullying people on forums, and I certainly wasn’t hacking anybody. I was doing something that I love. Something I worked hard to be able to do for over four years and was finally able to get going. How unfortunate however, that it had to be well, cut short…

Yes my friends, it is what you think. I am being forced to retire from the ACP and immediately cut myself off from all Club Penguin army related things by the only two people who can make me do such a thing- my parents. I really really wish I could do more. It was my goal to get us out of the depression, reform the ACP, bring us out of all wars, and get us to number one. I guess I’ve done all of those things actually (If you count number one on SMAC as number one)!

I won’t go on much longer really, as much as I’d like to. I just don’t have the energy anymore to make an old style long 5000 word retirement post that people will only look up their names for haha. So anyway, this is the end. I will not be able to show my face on chat for several months, however, I’ll be able to slip into Dahottub if anyone cares to see me.

I know that a lot of you don’t really like me, judging by that report Asd did. However, that’s alright. I tried my best to be the leader everyone liked, but I’m just not that charismatic huh? Before I get to those thank-you’s, let me just say who the next leaders will be. Tori is going to be recovering from her surgery for six weeks, meaning we need someone to temporarily replace her role as the US Leader. Which is why, with much thought and consideration, I have chosen Fluffyboy3 to be the temporary US Leader (Ironically enough, Fluffy is Canadian)! Congratulations to Fluffy! As for the European division, I think you all knew this was coming. The one and only, Cassius Brutus has been chosen to be the permanent leader! He has worked very hard for over six and a half years to get to where he is today, let’s give the lad a chance. I’m sure these two fine young men will lead the ACP to success while Tori is away. As always, I expect you all to be on your best behavior to them and Tori. Also, a word to Flipmoo: You are not being overlooked at all my friend. You are the brain and the heart and soul of the Ausian division. You are everything we need you to be and I couldn’t ask for a better Ausian leader. However, you’re perfect where you are. I have high hopes for you for I know you can get the Ausian division to unimaginable heights. Good luck my friend, and sorry that you didn’t get leader this time around.

A final word of advice to the ACP soldiers. You’re all great and I love each and every one of you. From the more dejected to the most popular mod. You’re all the best and I couldn’t have asked to work with a better group of active and loyal soldiers. My last word to you is that if you want this generation to become the golden generation (Like mine was from 2009) then you all must do your part. You all must recruit everyday, for 30 minutes a day. The ACP is built on you, the soldier (And lots of fun/fizzy cheese!). You’re the only ones who can save it in this dire time. So heed my warning, and recruit. Eventually, you’ll never have to recruit again and you’ll be the happiest group of ACP ever.

Finally, it’s time for the thank you’s (No order):

Fort57: Kyle, you’re the best man, if it weren’t for you I would’ve never been in the ACP. I’ll still talk to you on Dahottub all the time! 😀

Dr Nono Jr: Imagine what could have been in February 2010…

Kg 007: One day you’ll be the best guitar player in the world Kevin, I can feel it already. Keep up the awesome lacrosse playing and longboarding. I’ll talk to you and your brother on Dahottub all the time! 😀

Boomer20: When was the last time someone made a retirement without thanking you? Haha anyway, I’m glad we got to be better friends because you’re an awesome guy. You’re destined to do some pretty great things so never settle for an office job. Keep talking your way out of everything. Also, thanks for all the advice with leading the ACP!

Dryvit: What a pal, if I’m ever in Georgia I’ll visit you and your brother. I’m still using your nameglow by the way.

Saint1119: So much to be said, if you even still remember me that is. I will always remember how we were in 2009-2010. I still miss you and hope one day we can talk again.

Seanehawk: Two words… MEGA MAN!

Matre10: I have to say, I feel like you had the most normal leadership of the ACP ever. Not that it’s relevant to anything, but just putting that out there. I’ll miss you old friend.

Bobcatboy10: You buy cat? 1 Cat 50 MSK, 2 Cat 75 MSK. Cat good quality, come in many colors! How’s the drumming coming along Bob?

Mchappy: I love you. <3 Am I still your right hand man?

Kenneth1000: One of my last wishes is that you complete the mission.

Flipper 7706: Lel

Slider568: I personally think the ACP should give you more of a chance. I however, will always listen to you. 🙂

Antant98: I’m glad that my recruiting of you into the AR made you a happier person Ant. Keep on helping people.

Tori: 

Cassius Brutus: “…FRIENDS WILL BE FRIENDS… RIGHT TIL THE END!…” -Our song baby. <3

I just wanted to thank the ACP leaders that got me through my career here. There have been hundreds of people who have pulled me on this incredible journey, and to thank them all, well I’d be here all night and so would you. I’d rather not drag this out any longer because I don’t want to cry.

I should probably rephrase that:

THANK YOU- to the hundreds of people who have been with me in my CP army career. I will love you all forever, and I will never forget you.

Oh and one more thing, if my band ever gets famous, then expect the ACP to grow because I will advertise it like crazy. Speaking of my band, you can check us out anytime by clicking the links below!:

www.sycamorepark.bandcamp.com

www.soundcloud.com/sycamore-park-1

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFLxdX8TNGG-Tc0sEfurDyg

For the last time… Good bye ACP! *Boards the Presidential helicopter and flies off into the sunset*

-Capncook

51 Responses

  1. No, no no no no… Bye Capn. Thanks for all of your services to the ACP. You were a good friend. Goodluck in life.

  2. I don’t think we’ve ever really spoken, but you’ve done ACP well.
    Farewell.

  3. Well Capn. What can I say? Words can’t describe what this moment means to me. Infact, I can feel a tear welling up in my eye, You’ve been my best friend on here for a very long time. Through thick and thin, the good times and the bad times – we always stuck together.

    Even when we were both the two most hated people in ACP, we stuck together and we got through everything. We proved them wrong my friend. When they said we could never do it, we did it. Thanks for being there when I needed you the most.

    Friends will be friends, right till the end.

    -Max

  4. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT GO!!
    WE’LL MISS YOU LIKE HELL CAPN, PLEASE VISIT IN A FEW MONTHS!!!!!! (CRYING) WWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  5. Capn, Thank you for leading ACP in the state of this you led ACP with glory. You will be always one of my best xat friends <3
    ~Fluffy http://i1025.photobucket.com/albums/y314/fluffyboy3/CasCapn_zps6285b54e.png

  6. Sorry to see you go Capn <33333

  7. Um sorry about that, Um like Cas said, i dont what to say, i’ll miss you, we all will. please visit in a few months.

    Friends will be friends, right ’till the end.

  8. Surprising. Well if your parents were that angry I suppose we won’t be seeing you all too much anymore. You’ll always be a good friend of mine here in armies and it’s sad to see you go. Good luck in life bud.

  9. I think you probably got leader about 3 years later than you deserved it in between your firings and retirements and whatever. If you’d got a real crack at it you probably would’ve done really well and lasted a really long time, so it’s a shame.

    You’ve been a loyal soldier in 4 years of service. Good job.

  10. BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE
    Cya capnook

  11. Capn…. I will miss you a lot. Recently, since I rejoined ACP, we have been talking a lot. You were a great leader and I will really miss you.. I hope to still talk you often through email.

  12. This really touched my heart. Dude, you were my 2nd friend in Club Penguin Empire. We will miss you Capncook, Thank you for dedicating the recruits that any troops recruited, turning them into solders, and turning them into friends. Here is a song that I wroted for you:

    Oh we lvoe capn, capn,capn.
    We had the best leader that anyone can ask for.
    We loved you for your dedication you have shown to the troops on our chat.
    We have always loved you sicne you came into the ACP.

    Live a Happy life, Capn.
    (wink)
    -Andy

  13. what the

  14. Capn i cant beleive this happened but i would like to thank you for all the times you have helped me and been a great friend in my time in cp armys i would not be anywhere near where i am today if it wasnt for you.

  15. Thank you everyone for all of the positive comments so far, I’ll miss you all.

  16. Wow, this was the first time I read a full somewhat long retirement post. It is pretty sad to see you retire like this but we all must retire sooner or later. I think you should be proud of what you accomplished. Hope you do well in life :mrgreen:

  17. Wow, it is so shocking to see your CP career end just like that. You should be proud of what you accomplished. Good Luck in your future!

  18. Geez… I feel for you, being forced away from your career like this. Guess we all have to go sometime :mrgreen: See you around, Capn. *salute*

  19. Atta boy, Cap. I don’t mean for retiring, but just for doing the work you’ve done with and for all of us. You’ve been here for a really long time, and you had the experience that I think could’ve served you and this army well for a long time into the future. I think you’ve left the army in great hands, and like I told Tori yesterday, I’ll make sure the boys don’t destroy this place.

    Have a great life, dude. You deserve it.

    -Fox

  20. I’ve always felt you needed to step down. Glad your parents could help the well being of ACP.

  21. I’m glad your parents can see how much of a Gaylord you are without a life. God bless them. army-of-cp-should-this-generation-of-leaders-step-down you can read this now 😉

    P.S serc thought you was one of his best friends, he’ll be cring when he sees hes not on here, meanie D;

  22. Bye I shall miss you so very much Capn

  23. Your parents are a pair of bitches.You’ve been doing this for four years and they now caught you?What’s bad about ACP.Remember,this whole army thing started as fun and it is now,but your parents just come on in and say “Nope.” I mean what is bad about ACP,heck armies in general?unbefuckinglievable.

  24. Wow, I didn’t expect this AT ALL…
    Capn, I know what it feels when that happened to you. I experienced what it’s like to be found doing that… I was forced to get off twice! But I kept on sneaking on and I managed to get through it… (sorry if that put you down)
    You have been a great, persistent leader even though some people dIdnn’t agree with you on some things and whenever ACP is on it’s low, you (and Tori!) always manage to rise them up! Like last week, we had like 10-15 on CP and now we have twice that size!!
    So yeah, I’ll really miss you and I don’t know what ACP would be like without you… bai!
    P.S keep up yo good bass playing 😀

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  26. We didn’t really get on recently, but before you became leader, we were really good friends. This is astonishingly surprising. I’m actually sad to see you go.
    Good luck Capn.

  27. Bye!

  28. I need to go actually. Don’t worry, I will NOT retire! I am going to go to Ireland for four months. I won’t be on but this does NOT mean I quit. Going in a week

  29. Well um. Not much to say except you were a good leader. Thank you for leading the ACP!

  30. i DONT CARE, IM HARASSING YOU ALL THE TIME. NOBODY GETS AWAY FROM THE GORDONEDWARD. Capn i will be visiting you on Hot tub all the time

  31. Goodbye Capn, ;(

  32. Bye Capn i will miss you 🙁

  33. You know Capn I already finished that mission you gave me. I didn’t think I’d like it but the Beatles sing very good songs. I listened to every single album like you wanted me to.

  34. Hey Capncook.
    I’m writing this now, because I couldn’t before.
    I was confused and lost, but now I know exactly what to say.

    You were one of the best leaders I’ve ever met from my point of view. Thank you very much for standing up for me for trying to get me a promotion when I was 3rd in Command. The Fapn leadership that we had for 3 days is something that I’ll never forget. The excitement, the bright perspective, the hope. I’m sorry it had to turn out the way it did at the end. I really appreciate what you’ve told me.

    I hope to be able to talk to you on DaHotTub.

    Your resignation will be remembered.

  35. I don’t think advertising a video game for 8 year olds is going to be doing good for your band.

  36. Well I don’t really have too much to say here.
    May acp’s fall continue, anyone counting how many retirements capns had?

  37. You’re parents are idiots by the way. Good luck in life dude.

  38. Im not here, I do not approve

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