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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, ACP! [CONTESTS!]

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Hi there ACP! Asd here!

Being an Irish Dancer, I know a lot about St. Patrick’s Day. (Basically just running around doing dance-fundraisers and trying to teach people a simple step when their feet just look like they’re getting run over by an alpaca.)

500 XATS! will be given out! Why? St. Patrick’s Day is the Army’s best day of recruiting! So, at the event, I’ll donate 100 xats to Funks, and he’ll decide to gets to earn them!

What about the other 400 xats? Well, I have a few contests, so here they are! You have until 10:00pm EST to submit your entry to the contest!

  1. Fashion Contest! MEMBERS should become as Irish as possible! Winner gets 100 xats! [Include snapshot]
  2. Fashion Contest! NONMEMBERS should become as Irish as possible! Winner gets 100 xats! [Include snapshot]
  3. The person who makes the 50th comment on this post will win 100 xats as well!
  4. The person who makes the funniest joke (must be Irish related) will win 100 xats!

I’ll announce the winners tomorrow or Tuesday! Until then, GET READY FOR THE OLYMPICS 😀

~Asdfghjkl888

 

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15 responses to “Happy St. Patrick’s Day, ACP! [CONTESTS!]”

  1. noka Avatar
    noka

    grabbing pills

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  2. yuriandropov Avatar
    yuriandropov

    2nd

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  3. chuckybob76 Avatar
    chuckybob76

    3rd

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  4. chuckybob76 Avatar
    chuckybob76

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink
    is driving home from the city one night and,
    of course, his car’s weaving violently all over the road.
    A cop pulls him over.
    “So,” says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?”
    ” Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.
    “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had
    quite a few to drink this evening.”
    “I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
    “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight
    and folding his arms across his chest,
    “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
    “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk.
    “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”
    lol

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  5. purpleslime4rocks Avatar
    purpleslime4rocks

    Welll.. lets do dis.

    Reply
  6. purpleslime4rocks Avatar
    purpleslime4rocks

    Knock knock!
    Whos dere?
    Irish.
    Irish who?
    Irish you a happy St Patricks day!

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  7. Empoleon7667 (Emp) Avatar
    Empoleon7667 (Emp)

    Woo

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  8. levandoskithewarrior Avatar
    levandoskithewarrior

    Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona! (I live in Ireland)

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  9. levandoskithewarrior Avatar
    levandoskithewarrior

    P.S. I can teach ya some Irish Dancin’ on TC lol

    Reply
  10. Penguin52374 Avatar
    Penguin52374

    I enter on 2

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    1. Penguin52374 Avatar
      Penguin52374

      Actully im out

      Reply
  11. levandoskithewarrior Avatar
    levandoskithewarrior

    Q: What do you call an Irishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
    A: A Referee.

    Q: Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?
    A: There’s one less drunk.

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  12. Keynikki Avatar
    Keynikki

    A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your name and address?”

    “I’m Paddy O’Day, of no fixed address!”

    The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

    “I’m Seamus O’Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy!”

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  13. icoolto5 Avatar
    icoolto5

    The irish man had been found guilty of espionage (Its just a random crime, its not part of the joke) and was sentenced to the electric chair.
    The kind hearted police warden says what is your last wish?
    He replies, hold my hand when I die will you?

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  14. รսթεгյձყ99 Avatar
    รսթεгյձყ99

    Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

    A: Because he’s always SHORT

    *wary*

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