It’s true! I’ve penguin-napped Lord Pain and I’m holding him in my igloo until SWAT surrenders! I couldn’t help but take Lord Pain though because he came to my igloo on Breeze, waddled up to my door, and tried to sell me…toilet paper! O_O I knew it was a front to kidnap me so I ordered my ACP puffles onto him. They grabbed him, carried him into my igloo and I tied Pain to my chair and completely covered him from head to toe in clovers. I then put on elevator music and told him to sing the songs from the 70s. Mwahahahaaaa! Watch out SWAT…
ACP, we have many events with SWAT since they have once again declared war on us and we need to attend these events and SWAT these flies once and for all. Are you going to let them beat the mighty ACP? NO! Are you going to stand by and wait until one of their toilet paper salesmen show up at your door? NO! Are you going to fight hard in these battles against SWAT this week? YES! EXCELLENT!
So I’ll see you in chat and on the battlefield and together we’ll exterminate SWAT! Keep checking this site for the schedule of events or any changes.
“I fight because I’m used to it, the rest of you have a tougher choice, if you are scared to join the army…DON’T.” ~~Hopper9000
For those who are confused, SWAT, on their site, published a post about me taking Lord Pain and holding him in my igloo and how they have to save him, thus the need to declare war. LOL SWAT!
Special thanks to Slippery9009 for the idea of Pain selling me toilet paper. XD
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“so I ordered my ACP puffles onto him. They grabbed him, carried him into my igloo” Puffles don’t have hands… Do they?
MY puffles are very special breeds. A secret hybrid just for ACP purposes, highly classified and Gary won’t tell you either. If you want to have your puffles mate with mine…no way. LOL
nah they just carry pain on his back
Pain is in SWAT now? Oh dear.
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Nicely done!
What is that anyway?
It’s your mom.
dafaq did i just read
Ahaha
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