Army of Club Penguin

Hola, ACP! This is your newly promoted Head General, Splashy. And as you can tell by the title, the war is nearing it’s end. Hopefully, at least. The Alliance has proven it’s power and determination to be the victors of this war. And it looks like we’re going to be rewarded with the title very soon.

This war has been going on for quite a while. Around a month give or take, if I’m correct? Theoretically, it’s been going on for 6-7 months, with small breaks here and there. And since the start of this 6 month war, we’ve undergone 4 [5 if you count Slider] leadership changes (Flen-Mchappy/Icey Cold27-Kingfunks4-Ekpenguin9-Fanta), and 6 [7 if you count the Black Alliance] enemies trying to destroy us (Pirates, SWaT, Light Troops, Underground Mafias Army, Shadow Troops), all in the space of 7 months. And look where we are. Still standing strong, to this very day.

If you haven’t already caught on, this is an inspirational post. Ant has been on my back to make one for around week now, and only now have I got round to doing so. But the thing is, we’re the ACP. Armies and soldiers alike may hate us, but it’s you guys, the loyal troops of this grand army, that keeps us strong and victorious. Without you, we wouldn’t have even lived to see the ACP’s 1st birthday, never mind it’s 6th. From those who have been loyal from the start of this war, to those who have joined recently, and all of the retirees in between, we salute you. From the tip of our beaks to the bottom of our flippers, we thank you. And yes, Funks loves you. He really does.

However many times you try to destroy us, however many times you call us names and abuse our soldiers, however many times you call us liars and deny a loss [even though we are partial to that at times], we are still the best. And although CPAC may not agree with us, they don’t matter. They’re just a bunch of opinions, floating around on a fancy website. We are unstoppable. We’ve gone through the highest of highs, the lowest of lows, and we’re still here.

And, last but not least, we have to thank The Alliance [originally the Fruit Alliance, but a name change was soon in order shortly after]. The Alliance consists of the Army of Club Penguin, Army Republic, Ice Warriors, and Nachos. You are all great armies and allies, and we thank you dearly.

You see guys, we’ve been fighting for a long time. We’ve been determined, devoted, and dedicated to win. And victory is so close, I can taste it in my coffee. Unfortunately, you guys won’t be able to because you still have the bad coffee (BUT I’M WORKING ON THAT, CHILL YOUR BEANS). There are very few steps left to take. We’re almost at the end. I know we are, you know we are, it’s obvious. With armies dropping out of the Black Alliance left right and center, only the Pirates and Light Troops remain, if I am not mistaken. And with Waterkid having left the Pirates, it looks like this will be an easy ride for us. Our convoy is almost back at Fort Oagal.

And to clear up, I would like to thank you all once again, on behalf of my fellow ACP Owners, past and present. Thank you. We wouldn’t be here without you.

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I tried to do what Mch usually does, and highlight everything that’s important. NEVER AGAIN.

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