Army of Club Penguin

So, before I bore you with an enormous post, that you and I both know you won’t read, I’ll tell you why, and what this is about.

I still love ACP, that hasn’t changed and never will.  Still the best army to me always will be.  I just find that there are too many trolls, and cowards.  Some of my best friends turned on me for power.  There are daily fights, between mods, and occasionally owners.  The owners take it to pc and I appreciate that.  That doesn’t mean it’s not there, it just becomes less vivid and known to the soldiers.   It is taking all the fun out of ACP.  When your own friends can’t even appreciate what you do, and take criticism from you, it’s hard to get everybody else to.   When they blame everything on you, even when you had nothing to do with it, it becomes annoying.  You try your best but it just isn’t good enough for somebody who most certainly cannot do any better.  Besides that, I just don’t find CP fun anymore.  I am actually glad that I feel like that, considering I am almost ¼ through my life and still play club penguin.  I never go on cp other than ACP, and I don’t even want to get on CP half the time I have to.  It wouldn’t be too smart to have a Division General that didn’t want to go on cp.  There are so many people in ACP that would kill, well be really happy to get my spot.  I was like that, and I really want somebody to get it, somebody who cares enough to revive Alpha.  I have 2 or 3 people in mind, and I am 100% sure that one of them will get it.  I also have things to deal with outside of CP and electronics in general.  As you know, or should know, I play hockey, not house-league weekly games, but legit, hardcore hockey.  It is really hard to keep up with everything when you are spending 4-5 hours a day on ice.  I also play football, and soccer.  Those aren’t really important and in season right now, well soccer at least, so no point in explaining them.  With all that piled on top of the shizz load of school work I get, it is sort of hard to be active.  I have to step up some subjects because I am not entirely happy with the outcome of them, I really don’t want to sabotage school for a virtual army.  I have some things I would like to work on in hockey as well, and I would rather be on the ice then on the computer.  Nobody wants to be a loner, and being on the computer makes me feel like one, just thought I would point that out.  Also, it’s not just people fighting with ME that are making ACP no fun at all, it is also the mods fighting, the owners fighting, the mods yelling at the owners, and the owners yelling at the mods. Are we not ACP?  Is ACP an army of sides?  I could have sworn we were all one, with the exception of divisions, which are friendly to one another.  Anyhow, I haven’t even gotten to the boring part, I doubt you even got this far, If you did, good for you, unlike most people who probably skipped to the thank-you part of the post.  It had calmed down, but I was just pushed too far.  Now I find out that the same person tried to get me fired/demoted/moved from my division.  Not sure if it is true but sets me off.

Now, in case you actually care that I have retired, I honestly couldn’t care less but w/e.  If you care, and don’t want to read all of the stuff above, here is why in bullet form.

-I am really sick of all the fighting, I don’t want to sit and watch ACP fall.

-I’m 14 now and shouldn’t be spending my life on the computer.

-I just got back into hockey, and I really want to improve on a few things so I need time for that.

-I have been here for like 3 years now… I was a noob and quit like 4 times but I have been here.

-I’m not getting anywhere or anything besides pains in my hands.

-I have to go out of town almost every weekend, which is when most of the events are.

-I’m going for JV so I’ll need training time.

– I have a test almost every day and I don’t want to fail for a CP army.

-I feel there are mods out there that could put more time into ACP then me.

-I just don’t have as much fun anymore, and I have no control on chat.

-I need to work on a few things for hockey, I already spend 4-6 hours on the ice daily, so I don’t even want to know how long I will be on it now.

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Here, my friends, is the part of a post that nobody reads.

The History of Freddy257

A little over three years ago, April 3^rd to be exact, a little 11 year old kid was sitting on his computer strolling around club penguin, when he came across a sea of green.  A sea that he had never seen before one that seemed to be just a bunch of silly penguins dancing together for the heck of it.  It didn’t really seem entirely special, until they moved.  It was one of the coolest things he had ever seen on club penguin.  He decided to follow the green penguins to the forest, where he saw Lincoln 3.  He was shouting “ACP ACP ACP ACP ACP ACP ACP ACP ACP ACP”… ok word enough red lines.  So he walked… err waddled up to this penguin and said “WHAT’S ACP”?  He waited for an answer and tried to think of something that ACP could stand for.  The massive group suddenly shouted “ACP IS ARMY OF CLUB PENGUIN”.  So, this little black penguin decided he wanted to be a soldier, so for the next few days he would spend a lot of time on Mammoth.  Being the genius he thought he was, having no knowledge of the site and actual leader, he said “I’M THE LEADER OF ACP” and started giving people ranks on club penguin.  He started to realise that people didn’t believe him because some kid named Boomer 20 was taking it from him, so using his little mind he decided to say he and boomer made ACP together,  which he later realised wouldn’t work considering Boomer hadn’t even made ACP, but hey he was just a noob.   What the heck word, you don’t know that noob is a word, wow and they call you word…(.)

On April 5^th this little penguin began to see more of these green penguins, so he decided to do what that said and “look up ACP Army of Club Penguin” which people these days just don’t seem to understand.  He came across this site that was HUGE and looked really cool.  Once he figured out how to join he did, filling out one of the cheesiest join comments in CP army history.  It’s not like he had any clue what he was doing.  It was his way of saying “No, I have never been in an army, I just think that using  7 letter words and sucking up to whoever this “Boomer” was would help him do whatever it was you did in CP armies.  So, after like 20 minutes of review Freddy finally submitted his comment.  He was sure his name “Freddy257” would be famous in a week.  He then went on chat and decided it was boring because he had no clue what xat was, how to say it or why nobody was talking to him.  Little did he realise that he was a guest.  Wow word… really not only do you say “xat” isn’t a word but you put “at, sat, fat, cat, tax, bat, and hat”…. really.  So, he got bored with xat, wow word quit it, and decided he wanted to go on club penguin with these err green people.  Oh ya, you needed chat to do that… so he gave chat one more shot, but went as “Boomer_20_ACP_Leader”.  Once again he thought he could fool this “ACP”.  He failed though; he was made a member, kicked, and then made a guest again.  He just stuck with the name Freddy.   He wasn’t really sure how this whole “army” thing worked, so he came on chat, put Freddy as his name and started talking LIKE THIS IN CAPS TO GET HIS POINT THAT MEANT NOTHING ACROSS.   He thought that shouting in caps to get on CP would help him; little did he know that there were rules right under the chat.  He got all upset and worried that he was in trouble so he left chat.

He started to see that people were posting on the site, certain times to go on club penguin, so he would go on, but nobody would be there.  He then realised that there were 5 different times on the site…(.) He had no clue what time-zone he was in, so every hour he would get on club penguin and see if it was the right hour.  He once again gave up on this whole army thing for a little while.  It was getting annoying not knowing times.  About 2 months later he came back and actually knew what time-zone he was in.  I really don’t know why I am talking in 3^rd person right now because it’s really pointless, anyyywho,  he decided that he wanted to get a so called “promotion” as stated on the site, but then when he looked in the comments, he saw an ad for a cool looking army, so he ditched ACP and joined it.  There I met, my future in CP armies, for it was that day that brought me to where I am now but instead of just ending it here, I’m going to tell you my entire story.

So I leave a comment on this army, and I don’t get a rank, so I decide to ask a leader if they want to start an army with me, they told me to go on chat, which I still had no clue how to work, so I did.  We talked and MGCP was born (Mighty Gladiators of Club Penguin).  Pretty cool same right .  I was really excited until I realised I had to figure would what the heck WordPress was.  I had no clue what I was doing so I sort of gave up.  I just made dumb posts, did the ranks and made suggestions.  Then it came to a recruiting session, which I had no clue how to lead.  So basically we stood there and did nothing as I yelled on chat.  After that failed, I met this other leader, Gorge.  He was the leader of the cheese army, which I found really cool.  I checked out his site, and saw that he had another one of these “chat” thingys.  Wow word, again you fail, thingy is obviously a word.  So, I went on his chat, and we talked for a bit, and then I checked out and saw he had pictures on his site!  Not like any pictures, pictures of HIS army ON CP.  Well, this was the coolest thing I had seen on the computer, so I had to figure out how to do it.  I came back on ACP chat and started talking in caps again.  This time, I got banned.  Well, no clue what a ban is, so I’m just going to keep asking.  I finally realised that getting banned wasn’t a good thing…(.)  I tried for like 3 months to figure this out but just couldn’t so I gave up.

After I got over the whole picture thing MGCP had their first practice battle ever.  He I am thinking a pb is just you saying stuff on cp, then all of a sudden there were rules.  I’m freaking out because I have no clue whatsoever on how to do this.  Little did I know there was a time limit?  Nobody showed up until there was like 10 minutes left, and then we got one random guy on cp.  Long story short, we got owned.  I had no clue what I was doing, so I asked if we could all take a nooby picture together.  GOD DAMNIT NOOBY IS A WORD.  SO, we took a pic and he sent all of the pics he got from the battle to me to post on the site.  Ehh how do you post pictures on a site?  Err forget it, that’s why we had 2 leadersJ.    Oh wow, 2000 words already.  We finally got the post out, WITH PICTURES, yes, I’m proud of that btw.  Then… about a week later, I broke my arm .  It was the first time I ever broke it in hockey, and I did it.  I, however tend to be one of those people who laugh when they break a bone, well now I’m used to it, but when I broke my first few, I would laugh.  What would happen is my body goes into shock, and I don’t feel a thing, which I enjoy a lot.  It fails, when you’re lying on the ice clutching your arm, rolling like a soccer player, and laughing.  No offence to soccer players, that’s just the analogy I use, considering I play soccer too.   So, I get to the hospital; get my x-rays done, blah blah blah.  Get painkillers, and my computer, duhh.  So, a 12 year old kid, breaks his arm, gets x-rays, meds, and wants his computer, does that make me an addict, or just a great leader?   I get on chat (cheese chat), and I tell everybody.  It was pretty cool though, until it got really itchy and I couldn’t play sports.  Back to cp…(.) I got over my arm and continued my leader duties.  Then I found “FW” also known as the Fire Warriors one day on club penguin.  I thought they were cool so, I joined.  I got the phail rank of “Toast” and met KJ (bulldogs).  I got really active in FW and started going there A LOT.  Then one day, somebody posted a picture of a very hmm interesting pc between Person and Saint.  I, as a noob decided it was bad of an ACP leader to say what was said there, not knowing that all ACP leaders have their dirty moments, for example, Boomer and his Reindeer, he was REALLY in the Christmas spirit.  So, I went back to this stupid ACP chat thing.  I shouted, “GUYS GUYS SAINT AND PERSON MADE A ****** WITH CHEEZE-ITS”.  Well Meat, WOW, he was not happy, in fact he was so mad that he banned me forever .  Well, I was not happy, I sent every single leader an email on how horrible this “meat” was, and that he unfair!  I think he was, because would you be happy if your leader was making that…(.)  Fine, I would, and that’s what I’ll be known for, but I want it to be with Corn Flakes and melted butter.  Believe it or not, I actually have no free time on my hands, back to the story.  I was not happy at all, so I went to my other leader and I’m like “ZOMG OMFG I HATE ACP MAKE THEN OUR ENIMIES RIGHT NOW OR ELSE”.  Once I figured out how to edit a page, I added ACP to the enemy list.  They were on the Allie list, but I couldn’t be bothered to change it.  Once all the noobs in the army saw this they are like OMFG ACP ARE ARE (supposed to be our but hey they were noobs) ALLIES AND ENIMYS (enemies*).  Really?  Did they not know that I had done it?  Well, they wouldn’t let it go, so whatever, I changed it.  Once that was done, I decided, I was bored with this whole site, and it needed some fun, so being a noob, I thought I should write a fake retirement post which I will try to find and post here.  So, I wrote it, and I put it on the site.  I thought it was the funniest thing in the world when like 10 people who I didn’t really know commented on my retirement post like so “OMFG NOOOOOOO FREDDY DON’T GOOOOO”.  Ya, okay so once I made another like 1000 word post saying it was a joke people weren’t happy.  But hey, I wasn’t put on this planet to please people, I was put here to play in the N.H.L. retire then go to the N.F.L.  Which would never happen but I’ll take either.  I didn’t delete the post, but I decided to just make random posts.  I got bored, and the army sort of died for a while, so I decided to join the leaders, friend’s army.  It seemed pretty cool, and had a good amount of people.  I joined, and I got a mod rank.  This, my friends, is where I met one of the coolest people in CP history, Jupiter 5.  A great writer, leader and friend.  He was in the army as a mod, and I thought he was pretty damn cool.  So, I got to know him, and he told me that he could get me unbanned, and all I had to do was go on this stupid ACP chat thing, and he would get this random “Fox” person to unban me.  Apparently he/she (I know now but at the time I didn’t sorry fox) to unban me.  I really didn’t care at this point, I didn’t want a story on how I would get unbanned I just wanted it to happen.  Nope, I had to hear the whole story on how this “Fox” was really important to ACP and how whoever this was called most of the shots, blah blah blah.  I’m like. :l  whateverrrrrrrrr, just get me unbanned before you bore me to death.   He says sure blah blah blah, I go on chat blah blah blah.  I sat there for like an hour before I’m like…, okay this isn’t working at all, I’m leaving.  I left, and didn’t try for like 4 months.  I went back to my armies, and got on with my life.  I then decided that I wanted to co-lead an army.  Like magic, my MGCP leader’s, friend happened to be making an army and wanted help.  So, I being the awesome person I am, I decided to make it totally epic.  I started off with a cool recruiting video, which I wish I could link, but the account I made it on, was my sister’s old one and she deleted it.  So, I made one for his army, then for mine, and thought they were pretty cool.  Then I got bored again, and quit.  I went back to FW because FW was pretty cool, and I was sick of being a leader.  I became really active, and started to get a hang of this whole army thing.  I got a promotion, which weren’t really important to me, because, remember I still had no clue what half of these army things were.  So, I got this promotion, and I was no longer “Toast” whatever that was.  Then, I became even more active.  I became so active, that I had no life, so I quit cp armies for a bit.  This is when hockey really launched for me.  I skipped right passed AE and A.  I went to AA then AAA and then to Peewee, where I am now.  I also started to play rep soccer.  Still, this wasn’t enough for me.  I joined football, which I don’t do competitively because I don’t want to break any more bones than I already do yearly.   Hockey season ended, and school lightened up, so I came back.  At this point it was 2008.  I didn’t really do much from this point on.   I got really bored with club penguin for a while so I called this my “retirement”.  Well, without hockey, life was boring so I came back even though I never really left.  It was summer, and of course, my 3^rd favourite sport; soccer was in season.  Yes, I do seem to have a sport for every season of the year, and I couldn’t be happier.  I was still pretty active but once again got bored.  I loved to come on this stupid chat thing, but didn’t understand why everybody got so mad when I went on servers that weren’t ACP’s.  I had my own army and I didn’t know that there were servers for each army.  So, I got upset and said I was going to quit, but I didn’t I was back in an hour.  Oh, look at this; I am half way through my post.  Anywho, I was like, realllllllllllllllly upset that I got kicked.  Every noob gets hurt, and thinks that they will die if they get kicked.  Well, it isn’t true.  Like 5 month later or something I got a double promotion when I got kicked like 10 times a day.  I wanted to talk to people, meet them on cp, and hold recruiting sessions on cp but noooo, only mods and owners could to that.  I decided to join a small army that seemed pretty cool.  I was really in to it.  I stayed really active and once again sort of dumped ACP.  I was sick of all the mean mods and owners.  All I wanted to do was help ACP by holding sessions and making new friends.  It seemed to me I couldn’t ask a question.  I guess it was because I DID IT LIKE THIS BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD ANSWER ME when I did it like this.  The people in this smaller army were a lot nicer.  Well, I did become the 2ic so I guess they kind of had to be.  They were all nice to me, didn’t get mad at caps, and actually listened to me.  I really liked this so I sort of ditched ACP.  I still went on chat but decided to drop the whole CP thing.  It was more like AXC (army of xat chats).  Ha ha ha ha ha, that was so funny.  Get it?  I only went on chat.  I changed the name if you didn’t catch on… (.)

I just realized that I forgot to indent and stuff.  Oh well, it looks cool and big now.

This army got boring because there was like 3 people in it.  I went on ACP’s site and saw the Top 10 widget.  ACP was #1 (of course.  Go ACP!) Then this army named the “Ice Warriors” were next.  I checked out their site, and really liked it because at the time blue was my favourite color.  I didn’t catch on right away.  I should have known that the “ice” warriors would be blue.  I went on the chat, and they all started yelling that I wasn’t registered.  I had no clue what they were talking about.  They started talking in caps.  I thought that these were bad but I guess a white pawn makes one hell of a difference.

I did everything I had to, to be registered, and then I had to make a name.  I tried “freddy, Freddy, Freddy257, freddy257, fred257” etc.  Nothing worked, so I went with “Fredman257”.  Thus the most amazing registered name was born.  I didn’t really care about it, bearing in mind that I was a noob and nobody cared what it was, or had the need to remember it.  I didn’t really like this “IW”.  I didn’t like the rank I got, I thought it was a crappy rank, but I just didn’t like them in general.

I gave up with them and tried #3.  The Nachos.  I joined, got a rank, and got active.  I actually liked this army… until I went on chat.  I had never been on such an uhhh just a perverted, creepy, pedoish chat.  I stayed in the nachos because I like the army, and the site.  I just decided to leave the chat thing alone though…(.) I didn’t really want that to happen again.  Some things are said that no kids should see.  The good thing is, is that I didn’t even understand what half of it meant.  Thank the Lord.  I stopped being active for a while.  It was almost time for football so I had to start my training again.  It seemed like they pushed us, but looking back, if I had stayed on the computer all day, I wouldn’t be where I am now.  Anywho; I am getting off topic again.  I doubt 3 people even got this far in my post, but hey, I never read them either.

Nothing really happened from this point on until 2009.  I was pretty active in ACP in 09.  I actually started showing up to things, and getting promotions.  It was early in the year and I figured that by the end I would be an owner rank.  I was so wrong it is funny.  Luckily for you I won’t skip to the end.  I know you want to hear about the whole year.  You care so much that you will read this.

I was doing really got.  I got up to 1^st L.t.  I was pretty proud.  I thought that that was a really good rank.  Then I got a really “good” idea.  I decided to e-mail the leaders asking for my rank of major.   I said that I had the rank before and for some reason was removed.  It was such an amazing plan.  It had to work.  I sent 1 leader an e-mail and waited.  I got nothing.  I moved on to the next leader.  I waited for both of them.  I didn’t get anything.  I did this through 5 e-mails.  Five different leaders that is.  I didn’t get anything.  I went back on to this stupid chat thing.  I hated it, but I did it.  I asked for my rank back, and once again nobody answered me.  I used caps, got kicked, and left again.  Then I tried commenting.  I left about 10 comments on every page and post saying that I wanted my rank back.  Then I pulled the whole “I am going to quit if you don’t give me my rank back” thing.  That didn’t work either.  I didn’t know what to do after that so I sort of gave up on the whole thing.  Then I saw this thing on the site.  “ACPTR”.  It sounded cool so I clicked it.  It brought me to this site.  It looked nooby, but I checked it out.  There was another one of these stupid “chat” things.  Once I saw the “ACP” in it, I decided that I was going to leave it.  ALL ACP chats had to be mean.  I left a join comment, checked the site every 4 hours for like a week and stuff.  I wasn’t getting a rank.  Then I saw that you had to be under 1^st L.T.  I got over it, but wished I had seen it earlier.  Of course this didn’t go unsaid.  I spammed like 20 comments, caps and all.  Then I felt dumb because I saw that it was for ranks lower than me.  I was pretty proud that I made it where I did without ACPTR.  Too bad I had no clue what was going on half the time.  Anyways, I scaled up the ranks pretty quick.  I finally reached major in like July, something around there.  Then there was a senate election.  I had no clue what a senate was.  Well, not in CP armies.  I don’t really understand why CP Armies have all this… it is club penguin.  Not really that important.  I don’t see a need to have a senate, this isn’t a country.  Okay, I am getting off topic here.  So, I decided that I would run for this “senate” w/e that was.  I had no clue what they did, or what the point was considering there is 1 leader.  Anyways, I saw that you were supposed to, or could make a site for it.  I spent like 3 days on one.  It was about 1k words so I was happy.  I went to go put this on chat so that people would vote for me and I got kicked.  :S It was on the site, the ACP SITE.  It said that you could make a site.  Why bother if you can’t show it to people?  I really didn’t care so I linked it every few minutes.  The rules were less strict back then so I pc’ed people asking them to vote for me.  They all said they would but most of them didn’t.  I was really proud when I got 2 votes that I didn’t even ask for.  I remembered the names from somewhere but I didn’t remember where.  I was in pool one.  I found that pool one had all the well known people in it.  There were a lot of division generals, and high mods.  I didn’t think it was fair to put all us noobs in there with us.  I really like the new way of elections, but still don’t see the point of having a senate.

So, I got a few more votes and stuff.  They were counted up and I didn’t win.  I got really mad.  I could have sworn that the rigged it, just so that the noobs couldn’t become part of the senate.  I made comments claiming that but they didn’t really work.  I wish I still had the site but I lost my WP account that I used for it.  I have like 10 accounts but none work.  I kept loosing the pass for them so whatever.  I got over myself, and went on with my life.  Then I realized that senators had to take time out of their days to go to meetings.  I was probably trying to make myself feel better, but I decided that the whole “senate” thing wasn’t for me.

Nothing really interesting happened for a while.  Well, not that ACP was tedious; I just don’t remember anything really special.  I don’t want to type about stupid wars on CP.  Not really interesting, or something I want to waste my time on considering I have better things to do right now but who cares.  There was nothing worth my fingers to tell until later in the year.  Later not being September.  Later being December.  December, wow, it was THE best month of my warfare in all of CP history.  It was a sad month (on cp).  I didn’t cry… but you know what I mean.   T was historical, for one reason, and one reason alone.  Boomer’s last battle.  In my entire CP career, I have never seen such a thing.  The whole server was taken up by ACP.  You couldn’t get in a room within 2 seconds of ACP moving rooms.

I remember clover bombing the town.  It was the most amazing bomb I had ever seen in my CP life.  You couldn’t see anything but clovers.  Nothing.  *I remember the final hush.  His speech on how he loved it, how we were the heart and soul of ACP.  He was the best at what he did.  I was in Florida on vacation not that you needed to know but whatever.  I was sitting there, packing.  School started on the 7^th and we were leaving on the 2^nd (of January) so I decided to make it easy.  Once again I am getting off topic.  As soon as the hush was up people went fanatic.  It was really funny.  I was still a bit of a noob so I was all excited well not excited but riled up.  He stayed on after the hush.  His post went up, and within 20 minutes must have had over 100 comments.  It was the longest retirement post I had ever seen.  I guess having the history he had, he must have had a lot of things to put in there.  The best leader ever for ACP, if not all CP armies, his sexy black nameglow with his hot blue heart.  Nobody could ever match him.  He was a pro, but yet he was so good to the noobs.  So he didn’t answer his 50 pc’s but he was a great leader, and didn’t totally blow off all of the noobs.  Wow, way to correct the word noobs like 10 times in 1 sentence.

Next, was my favourite year in CP armies.  Welcome to 2010.  This is where my career officially starts.  I start off really active.  Nothing really special happens.  Then I get Xbox live.  By March, it sort of replaced ACP.  I was on both, but loved Xbox.  This is where it all started.  Bluey, Chase, Tal, John, Thom and Icefin.  We would play Halo 3 day in day out.  Bluey was stubborn and wouldn’t get MW2 so we played Halo when he was on.  It came time for “March Break”, and nobody was on.  I didn’t realize that this was only in Canada.  Bluey was “sick” cough, cough faker.  So we did the campaign on legendary.  I never really realized how stupid he truly is until this point.   He is so dumb, it’s amusing.  Not like failing school dumb, just annoying.  Then you got our Irish friends Addy and Dollard.  Addy is really dumb and doesn’t know what gold fish are.  Gold fish being the snack that smiles back, or according to my new pack the snack that bites back.  April came, and well things happened.  The coup of Dr.Nono.  Oh what a wonderful day.  I loved it how it happened while he was AFK.  What I loved most is that I called Shab a dictator and Boomer had it recording.  “Wow dictatorship much”.  Yep, that’s Freddy for you.  Anyways, I sort of dumped ACP for Xbox after this.  I didn’t want to be a part of Shab’s “dictatorship”.

I decided to come back in about June.  I loved Xbox, but since it was summer, I thought I would join back.  It was a shock that I didn’t remember half of the people.  I liked them though.  I wasn’t really active in June.  I REALLY came back in July.  I was really active and honestly disappointed when I didn’t get a promotion.  I was only 2 ranks away from mod.  Brigadier General and then Major General.  I got a promotion In August, August 1^st.  Then again in September.  Freddy was finally a mod.  It took 3 years, but I finally did it.  A bunch of people retired, opening up a lot of spots.  Promos were delayed, so mid-October I got another promo to the new rank of Field General.  My really good friend (at the time) Buck got promoted to Division General of Alpha, which was my division. It started to die.  Buck wasn’t really doing a good job but I wasn’t a division gen so I couldn’t talk.

My idiotic family, well my mom’s side anyway, started harassing my family after copious requests to leave us alone.  I was in a bad mood, and just wasn’t having fun anymore.  Thus this post was born.  It got worse, and finally better, with everybody upset, it took a while but happened.  Then I got promoted to Div Gen and got right to work.  Things were changed on the Alpha site.  This was when the problem between myself and Buck began.  He decided that he was above us all, and we had to listen to him.  He decided that we were using the 1^st General 2^nd General system that I hated and still hate.  Not only that, but he got to be the first gen.  I said to bring it to the other div gens, but nope, Buck wanted it so it stayed.  I told him I was going to ask Bob (the ACP leader).  Bob told me that he wasn’t too fond of it, but didn’t hate it.  He wanted us gens to decide AS A TEAM, not as Buck, but as a team.  I told Buck, but it still wasn’t good enough.  I won’t nag you with a long story; in fact I am going to stop there.  The rest would just be anger.  It is why I am retiring and I don’t want to say it twice.

Buck turned on me, tried to get me fired and I retired.  Simple as that.

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Now, the part that you are all reading.

Thank You’s

Chase:  Chase, I could write a book on your qualities, and not a sentence on your faults, well besides your grammar.  If you could have shut up about ACP on Xbox then I wouldn’t have come back.  I am really glad that you got Div Gen.  You work really hard, and are half of the reason I got to where I did.  If I had any xats and wasn’t leaving, I would bff you cuz I love you.   I can’t wait until you get your Xbox figured out so we can play again.

Capn: The other half that kept me here.  I stabbed you in the back, and I am sorry.  We moved on, so get over yourself if this makes you mad.  I really hope you go all the way, and do what I made you promise to do, and tell me if you did it.

Bluey:  I really don’t know why I am putting you here, you do nothing good for me, and you are really stupid.  However, you are amusing so I must give you that.  Too bad you suck at Cod.

Tal:  Just like Bluey, you are dumb and do nothing for me, but ILY no matter what.  You dumped me for PS3 now that you got ur xbox back you better come on.

John:  Take your mic away from your face.

Ice: You owe me powers.

Addy:  Gold Fish are the best cheesey crackers ever, along with cheese nips.

Dollard: I hate you.

Jet: I want to see those sniper montages before I leave, you area beast at cod, and look smexxi with ur powers.

Mchappy:  Don’t doubt yourself.  You are the heart and soul.  Like you said, it is back to the boomer age for ACP.  You helped us, and are helping us get there.  Don’t you retire, you have to be leader for 2-4 years like you said, or I will never sing Katy Perry with you ever again.  You will go far I just know it.

Bob: Eagles Pwn.  I don’t hate the Texans but since it doesn’t have Eagles in it, I don’t like it.  You are back on your feet with ACP.  Have fun, and good luck with ACP.

Ken:  Canada FTW.  I am really sorry that you didn’t get to post it like you asked; I just wanted it up and out of my word docs.  I will hit you with my hockey stick if you retire.  You have great potential.

Little: Hockey is wayyyyyy better and wayyyyy harder.  FYI it isn’t a rock, or a bat.  Sticks and pucks.  I love the ice, you love the ice, but I love it more.  Hockey FTW.  See ya 2014 at my Gold Medal game.

Noka: I hate it how you beat every game before me, and get them cheap.  NASCAR sucks and now u are without it until February. HAHAHHAHAH Hockey season.

Skloop: 1 session for your WP account.

Johny:  The recruiting turned out to be really good.  I know you will save Alpha, thank you.

Flipper:  If you retire I will throw my fork at the wall.  I love you too much for you to leave.  You should just switch to Alpha.  I can’t believe how far back we go, I knew ur name came from somewhere.

Lala:  Good luck with all ur shtuff, sports pwn.  I am a great princess way better than you.

Jack:  Oh Mr.Off you pimped my chat, and don’t like male anymore lolz jk.

Ollie:  I argue with you on everything and I make you mad cuz I love you.

Fox: Thank you for killing me, I feel so loved.

Boomer: My first leader, the best at that.  NO ACP retirement post is complete without you in here.  You share one of my loves.  The Phili Eagles.  Now that we got Vick and DSJ we are going all the way.

Shab: I don’t think you are a dictatos, but I am proud of that vid.

Oagal: You created ACP and for that I thank you.

Buck:  I told you that I would put you in here, but I hate you.  You screwed me over and tried to get me fired.  Like you asked me to do; I am leaving chats.  It will all backfire at one point.  I will still be on sometimes, and don’t like that you took me off the site before this went up.  Have fun switching to echo and getting ppl demoted.  You are a bad person right through to your core.  Grow up, and grow some.

I know that I missed a lot of you but i really wanted to get this out.

I am not done yet though.

Other people that helped me along the way.

-matre

-Nico

-Nicole

-Holo2

-Thebester

-Gillionare

-Gab

I am sure I missed a lot of you.  I love you all.

Now, this is just a comment that wordpress would not let me put on the ACP site.  I hate you wordpress.

Mkay so, before I start this rant. I just want to say, that it has nothing to do with Promos.  (this was on the promo post)

First off, I’m sure that you have some idea of what is going on between Buck and myself.  If not; here is my story.

About a month ago I was awarded with the rank of division general.  I was put into the Alpha Division, I couldn’t have been happier.

This is when the problems started.  Buck had been promoted about a week or 2 before me, and had done nothing with the site, not even a hello post.  I came in, made a hello post, and started fixing things up and trying to get Alpha in shape.  I went to him, and told him that Capn, the former Alpha division general told me that we shouldn’t use the 1st general 2nd general system because we are all one rank.  Buck decided that he was better than us, and that we were not only going to use it, but he was going to be the 1st general.  I told him to bring it to the other generals, but no.  Buck was doing what Buck wanted, and he told me that if I took it off the site he would just put it back on.  I didn’t like it but didn’t really care enough to get mad.  I went to Bob.  Bob told me that it was our choice and we were free to do whatever we wanted but he liked it to all be even.  I told Buck, but nope, still not enough.

I made an event for the following weekend, and told all the gens about it.  Event time comes, Nosey is offline, Johny was sort of AFK and lagging, and Buck suddenly goes AFK.  I get on chat, tell Buck it is time to start and he claims he is being hacked and goes offline.  Johny stayed, but was AFK and laggy.

I asked Buck what happened, and he denied claiming that he was being hacked.  He was changing his story immensely; I dropped it, and made more events.  This time, he claimed that chat wouldn’t work.  Then he finally made a post, to bad it was about fighting.  Then he finally made a post on events.  They were for the weekend, like mine because it was the best choice.

The weekend comes and Buck isn’t there.  I was the only division general there so I took over.  I asked Buck why he didn’t come and he ignored me.  Then he had the idea of a new chat.  He was the only main and somehow forgot the pass.  This went on for about 3 weeks.  I kept asking, and he told me to try various things that failed.  I finally got fed up and made a new chat.  Flipper was very nice and made us amazing GFX.  I told Buck that we had a new chat and somehow he remembered the pass for his.  It seemed to me that he wanted to have the most power.  He always needed control.  I got heated, he got heated and it ended nasty.  We then had a vote to see whose chat we should use.

Alpha started lacking again and we only got 5 comments 2 of which being votes.  They were both for my chat.  I told Buck, and because there weren’t enough votes he said it didn’t count and that we were using his.  I believe that if they had been for his it wouldn’t matter but whatever.  He accused me of everything bad that happened to Alpha, and said that it was my fault chat got screwed up.  I don’t believe this but whatever.  It is over now; my name is off the page.

Long story short; my post will be up as soon as possible.  I have retired due to this and some personal stuff.

Buck also requested that I leave chats forever.  I take that to heart, and will be leaving for a little bit.

He also according to sources, tried to get me fired, is this true?  I do not know.  It seems like something he would do considering he tried to get a 3ic demoted so that he could get the spot.  He said that to me, I didn’t make it up.

~freddy~

This is what i think of Buck, if you don’t like it, then w/e.  My side.  I am sorry if I offended anbody other than Buck.

I love you all!

~sir freddy~

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