ACP Recap #62: 26th April – 2nd May

Fabulously click this sentence for last year’s ACP Recap to see how we did exactly a year ago -whoooh!

Hey ACP, Purp here! Actually, I’m Purple’s dime.

(uhhh sorry for giving you nightmares..)

JUST KIDDING. It’s me, Purple Slime being annoying. I’m not even living in the USA right now. ANNOYING-YET-KAWAII  PURPLE SLIME STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

Anyway,  WELCOME TO MY ACP RECAP! The whimsical post series where I recap THE greatest CP army’s week and more. This is ACP Recap #62 – and I’m happy that ACP Recap’s 2nd anniversary is in 3 weeks. This post would have been ACP Recap #103 if I posted ACP Recap every week since the beginning of it! I KEEP SAYING ACP RECAP. MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP!!!

LET’S GOOOO!

Sunday, 26th of April

Events

AUSIA/UK Unscheduled Ulead

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WAKE UP! Seems like AUSIA’s too sleepy, as most of their events are at night, and that the UK are sleepy too because they probably just woke up! (YEA SOME OF US WAKE UP AT MIDDAY ON WEEKENDS YOU KNOW!)

Sizes: 13-14

Tactic rating: 5/10 

UK/USA (Weekend Force) PB vs Water Ninjas [VICTORY]

THE WEEKEND FORCE IS BACK! CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS?!?!

Sizes: 19-21

Tactic rating: 8.9/10

USA Training Session

CAN THE USA PREVAIL AGAIN?!

Sizes: Around 20

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

Posts

Click HERE for my last ACP Recap!

Click HERE for Djkb’s LOVELY question of the day series- PART 4!

Monday, 27th of April

Events

USA Recruiting Session

GONNA GO DANCE UP, E+F EMOTE, DONT MAKE THE PENGUINS GO AWAY, DANCING AND SPAMMING LIKE YEA, ON A 1 BAR LIKE YEA, YEAH YEAH YEAH IT’S A RECRUITING IN THE USA!

Sizes: 16-22

Tactic rating: 7.9/10

Posts

Click HERE for Djkb’s FIFTH ‘question of the day’ post! 

Click HERE for the very sad retirement of Abhi20 post. MISS YOU, BRO.

Tuesday, 28th of April

Events

 AUSIA Training Session

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Wonder what’s up with AUSIA and Coffee this week! xD

Sizes:  10-11

Tactic rating: 8.1/10

Posts

None

Wednesday, 29th of April 

Events

None

Posts

Click HERE for Djkb’s Question of the Day 6!

Thursday, 30th of April

Events

AUSIA Ulead

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you better, you gotta.

Sizes: 10-11

Tactic rating: 8/10

UK PB VS Water Ninjas [Victory]

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we be so hot we make them evaporate.

Sizes: 14-16

Tactic rating: 8.6/10

USA Recruiting Session

PENGUINS, SEE OUR CLOVER PRIDE!!! SEE IT!!!

Sizes: 17-20

Tactic rating: 8.4/10

Posts

Click HERE for Djkb’s Question of the day 7!

Friday, 1st of May

Events

AUSIA PB VS Doritos [Victory?]

._. -_- ¬_¬ ‘-‘ “_”

Sizes: 7-10

Tactic rating: 7.8/10

Posts

Click HERE for THE PROMOTIONS!

Click HERE for Soldier of the Month results!

Saturday, 25th of April

Events

AUSIA/UK Unscheduled Ulead

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Saturday- the day where we had biggest advantage to show ourselves. Guess what? CP WAS HACKED!!! JUST WHAT WE NEEDED!

Sizes: 7-13

Tactic rating: 7/10

Posts

Click HERE for a public service announcement about CP being hacked.

Click HERE for the announcement post stating we are now the greatest army of all time!

Click HERE for OUR WEEKLY QUIZ!

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UK Force

Current average size: 15+

Performance rating: 7.4/10

USA Force

Current average size: 20+

Performance rating: 8.5/10

AUSIA Force

Current average size: 10+

Performance rating: 7.2/10

Overall Performance: 23.1/30↑

Performance a week ago: 21.1/30

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We  10 had successful events this week – 2 more than last week!

 We had   AUSIA events, 1 UK/USA events, 2 UK/AUSIA events, 3 USA events and  1 UK event! We had a decrease in AUSIA and UK/USA events but had an increase in USA and UK/AUSIA events!

The highest sizes we’ve reached this week were up to 22 during a USA Recruiting! Our highest size was up to 24+ last week, so get recruiting!!!

22 posts were posted throughout the week. 5 less than last week!  Great!

The average amount of views we got on the site throughout the week: 559 views. Last week, our average were an interesting 569 views. Just 10 less! You know what that means, ACP.

According to my tactic ratings from the events, the force with the best tactics is STILL the USA force with an average score of 8.5/10. AUSIA is unfortunately last with 7/10. These forces have stayed consistent for 2 weeks now. AUSIA I’M GONNA BE LOOKING AT YOU NOW.

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Facts!

  • It’s estimated that 493,000 tons of dog poop are disposed of every year in Australia!
  • Many glaciers are deep enough to submerge the Statue of liberty from the toes to the torch!
  • The Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same melody. Did you not notice?
  • There are about 20 quintillion individual animals on planet Earth.
  • One man is planning to create a fully functional Starship Enterprise by 2034.
  • 40% of the world’s population suffers from allergies—allergies around the world have been rising since the early 1980s.
  • Mt. Everest shrank one inch due to the earthquake in Nepal.
  • There is a term for disliking England and English people: Anglophobia. (THANKS GUYS!)

Weird search terms!

  • when did the govenorelection take place
  • ACP-56
  • nab acp of full uniform
  • dragon feet
  • club penguin acp army free membership
  • cp nachos army chat room
  • army march ballymena 14th march 2015

Stuff I found online- credit to imgur!

BEFORE DISASTER STRIKES..

Hold up, the screw fell out

pure evil.

Barcelona

BARCELONA FROM THE SKY!!!

PIZZA DOLPHIN. NOTHIN BEATS A FRICKIN’ PIZZA DOLPHIN.

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There ya go, guys! Hope you enjoyed my wonderful recap. See you next week~Purp

4 Responses

  1. OOOOOMMMMGGGGG THAT DIME IS SOOOOO SSSSCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. *eats pizza dolphin*

  3. Cp nachos army chat room, lol really weird search terms though XD

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