Hukbo ni Camahan Penguwin Paglalagom 22-28 Disyembre

Hey ay cee pee, Purp here!

Today is you’ve guessed it- ACP RECAP! Dududududum DUM DUM! This is ACP Recap #26 – We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new WAR! Right, now of course some of you AUSIA guys must know the title (I hope I wrote it right… Google Translate, you were my only hope). The language used for this week’s ACP Recap is Filipino (which is from the Philippines). Anyway, read more for some recapping and awesome fun!

Taste ‘murica.


Sunday, 22nd of December:

Today was a mighty fine start to the week, lot’s of events and 3 PB’s were scheduled (which is very good!). However, there has been news that our 3ic, Rock, has been demoted and everyone was pretty confused. So Flipmoo posted about it all on the ACP site, and explained the reasons why Rock was demoted. Anyway, today we also had two unscheduled events which were 2 and a half hours apart. It went very well, with amazing tactics and sizes to up to 25!

UK Unscheduled Training/Tactic Session


The sound of these toots are very satisfying.

Sizes: 20-25

Tactic rating: 8.9/10

Medals: 2


USA Unscheduled Training/Tactic Session


..server wide!

Sizes: 20-25

Tactic rating: 9/10

Medals: 2


Click HERE for Flipmoo’s post explaining the reasons of Rock71’s demotion


Monday, 23rd of December:

Nothing significant happened today, but there was an amazing UK Training Session where we had sizes of up to 35. The scheduled event was meant for Mel, who was leaving but she decided to come back. Yayzies! There were lot’s perfect tactics throughout the event.

UK Training Session 


ACP has restored their hippie heritage

Sizes: 30+

Tactic rating: 9.5/10

Medals: 3


Tuesday, 24th of December:

Today was quite good. Why? Well, ACP’s awesome UK Force had a PB against Ice Warriors. However, LT decided to ruin the event and raid it however ACP and IW kind of joined forces and defeated them. Hope LT knew about what was coming for them. Anyway, we pwned with awesome tactics and sizes of around 20 but the PB was a tie.

UK Practice Battle VS Ice Warriors [Tie]


We just turned their ice GREEN

Sizes: Around 20

Tactic rating: 8.9/10

Medals: 4


Wednesday, 25th of December

Twas the day of Christmas and all through the ACP site and chat

Not even an event was today, not even an unscheduled…

Aaaand ACP declared war on LT due to them falsely owning ACP servers, them being annoying to ACP and because Waterkid (an ACP super-villian) is in it. All of the other Practice battles were cancelled and Invasions were scheduled.


Click HERE for Slider568’s post that wishes everyone a Merrrrry Christmas!

Click HERE for Flipmoo’s post announcing the declaration of war on LT! (Merry Christmas, LT!)


Thursday, 26th of December:

After a surprising declaration of war, ACP was getting readier by the moment. There was a great unscheduled AUSIA event preparing for the LT Invasions on the 27th and the first event of the war already happened today – our superb USA Force successfully invaded Aurora from LT with sizes of around 15 and LT having sizes of just 4 on CP. Haha, weak LT. Also today, me (and Splasher, who helped – thanksies) posted a post of what Waterkid said to me in PC, however Waterkid claimed it wasn’t him. Lol, I got his xat ID username in the pics.

Unscheduled AUSIA Training Session

@LT, bring it on indeed.

Sizes: 8-13

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

Medals: 2 


USA Invasion of Aurora VS LT [Win]


Ew. Yellow snow.

Sizes:  13-15

Tactic rating: 8.8/10

Medals: 4


Click HERE for me and Splasher’s post exposing Waterkid’s idiocy!


Friday, 27th of December:

Today was the day when ACP was packed with war events. Today started off nicely, the AUSIA force invaded 3 LT Servers: Bobsled, Tea and Half Pipe! LT scheduled the times wrong for the AUSIA events, lol. Also, the UK Force successfully defended Crunch from  LT’s smelly little hands and the USA force defeated LT once again and grabbed Alaska from LT’s nation. It’s a shame LT makes up stupid excuses saying that they win.

AUSIA Invasion of Bobsled, Tea & Half Pipe VS LT [Win]

Half Pipe

Just clearing off LT’s stinky smell off Half Pipe by releasing our smell of victory


YEAH WE’RE TOO GREAT. But, yellow penguin, your grammar isn’t too great.


Clovers beat light bulbs.

Sizes: 19-21

Tactic rating: 8.8/10

Medals: 4 each


UK Defence of Crunch VS LT [WIN]


We’ve turned light troops into light poops

Sizes: 25-30

Tactic rating: 9.4/10

Medals: 4


USA Invasion of Alaska VS LT [WIN]

Why can’t CP have a Vanilla ice cream emote?

Sizes: 12-18

Tactic rating: 8.8/10

Medals: 4


Click HERE for last week’s ACP Recap by meee!


Saturday, 28th of December:

Today was a huge day full of events just like yesterday. Ok, let me explain this. Firstly, Buckley got leader for some reason then he got couped (what the heck was that..). Secondly, our good ol’ AUSIA Force invaded two more servers from LT’s nation. Thirdly, the UK & USA Force successfully defended our server; Breeze! And fourthly, uh, wait I don’t know if that’s a word. I mean LASTLY, Flipmoo declared the war to an end. 2 (and a quarter) days of battling, wow. Sercan then announced that LT has no more servers anymore, and we TOOK THEM ALL! So LT is a dead army now, and we won! Huzzah.

AUSIA Invasion of Big Foot & Sherbert VS LT [Win]

Big Foot


Lol. Shine with victory.. I think you mean ”shine with loss”



aaand there we have it! victory fair and square!

Sizes: 15-17

Tactic rating: 9.3/10

Medals: 4 each


UK Defence of Breeze VS LT [Win]



Sizes: 25-30

Tactic rating: 9.4/10

Medals: 5


Click HERE for Shaboomboom’s post (probably a joke) announcing that Buck is ‘leader’ and HERE for Shab’s post announcing that Buck is ‘couped’. Teehee.

Click HERE for Flipmoo’s post announcing that Obama100 got 3ic! Congratsies, Obama!

Click HERE for Sercan’s post announcing the end of the war. Oh what a day, what a day!


UK Force

Current average size: 25-30

Performance rating: 9.1/10

USA Force

Current average size: 15+

Performance rating:  8.3/10


Current average size: 16-20+

Performance rating: 8.9/10

There were 11 events this week – 5 UK, 3 AUSIA and 3 USA. 3 more events than last week!

The highest sizes we reached this week was 30+ during that UK Training on Monday. The highest sizes we reached yesterday was 35-40.

25, yes 25 posts were posted this week.  11 more than last week, wow!

The average amount of views we got this week is 1016 views, ooh lala!

52 people joined ACP this week! 33 more than last week – wow, we’ve surely improved on our recruiting skills! Welcome, soldiers!


Facts ‘o’ the week

  • In Japan, they use more paper for comics than for toilet paper.
  • Waldo from “Where’s Waldo” is actually named Wally – He’s only called Waldo in Canada and the U.S.
  • Jingle Bells was originally a song for Thanksgiving.
  • The average person only remembers 60% of what happened to them yesterday.
  • 1 million seconds=1 week 4 days 13 hours 46 minutes 40 seconds. 1 trillion seconds=31,688 Years 269 Days 1 Hour 46 Minutes 40 Seconds.
  • Shanghai, China is the most populated city in the world with around 23 million people living there!
  • Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
  • Elephants can’t jump. Every other mammal can.
  • Subconsciously, you are generally your happiest: Saturday – 7:26pm and Wednesday – Friday – 6:00pm. People are happier in the evening.
  • In the next 60 seconds, 101 people will die and 261 babies will be born.
  • 1 in 4 Americans have been on TV!
  • The most common time to wake up at night is 3:44 AM.
  • In Japan, 90% of mobile phones are waterproof because youngsters use them even in the shower.
  • Nintendo was originally a trading card company founded in 1889.
  • We are closer to the T-Rex in number of years than the T-Rex was to the Stegosaurus.
  • Ethiopia has 13 months, is still in the year 2005 and celebrates New Years on September 11th.
  • If you ever feel bored or depressed, type “silk” into Google and hit the second link.

Weird search terms of the week

  • go red dryvit
  • acp army dot
  • islandkid99 wordpress
  • when does christmas break end for the soldiers 2013
  • justin bieber xat chat room for free only 2012
  • avalanche shark
  • cha.recruitments portal
  • earn not given
  • boboomi
  • princess army of club penguin chat

Slime’s gif ‘o’ the week

Watch it all.


What year did you join ACP?

2013 – 2 people

2012 – 3 people

2011 – 2 people

2010 – 5 people

2009 – 1 person

2008, 2007 & 2006 – 0 people

Other – 1 person: yo mama





8 Responses

  1. my 99th post on this site

  2. I wonder who said yo mama…

  3. I rlly like these, nice job slime.

  4. Nice job

  5. (y)

  6. Love your recaps slime 😀

  7. Gj on another great post 😀

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