ACP Recap + Fun Stuff – Sep 15th – Sep 21st –

Hell-diddly-o dere! This is Purple Slime4 here once again for her ACP Recap post.. edition #15: THE AWESOME ACP VS THE DEFENCELESS DW…

I guess it’s time to take a break from the harsh ol’ war we had and settle down… by taking your weekly dose of ACP Recap, baby!

Buuut since I’m sort of running out of ideas for introductions let’s start.

This is heck’a true. Mcdonald’s Chicken Mcnuggets are made out of this pink paste. Oh and no prob for (probably) making you vomit!

Haw hah. I like to be disgusting. Time to see what events we’ve had this week!

Le key: [W]- Win, [L]- Loss (ya dont say)

Sunday, September 15th: The war starts…. No events.

Monday, September 16th: UK Invasion of Icicle [W], USA Invasion of Grasshopper [W?], USA Defence of Northern Lights [W?]

ew DW’s cake tastes of piss (Grasshopper)

Sizes: Around 11

Tactic rating: 9/10

Fear da clovarrr.

Sizes: 10+

Tactic rating: 8.3/10

Tuesday, September 17th: AUSIA Invasion of Wool Socks [W], UK Invasion of Ice Palace  [W],  USA Defence of Avalanche [W], USA Defence of Wool Socks [W]

OH YA YOU DID (Wool Socks)

Sizes: 15-18

Tactic rating: 8.9/10

you got dat right, UK (Ice Palace)

Sizes: 20-25

Tactic rating: 8.4/10

Hear the wrath of our jokes! (Avalanche)

Sizes: About 11

Tactic rating: 8.4/10

:O PIZZA!!! (Wool socks)

Sizes: 11 again!

Tactic rating: 8.8/10

Wednesday, September 18th: AUSIA Invasion of Hockey [W], UK Invasion of Icicle [W], USA  Invasion of Jack frost [W] & USA Defence of Northern Lights [L]

I think we’re trying to flirt with a penguin called Agent Roby1 (ooohhhhh I smell love in da air) (Hockey)

Sizes: 11-15

Tactic rating: 8.4/10

Cloverizin’ DW (Icicle)

Sizes: 12-15+

Tactic rating: 7.8/10

Taste our spit, DW. Taste ittt. (Jack Frost)

Sizes: Around 11 on CP AGAIN!

Tactic rating: 8.6/10

-Silly billy Tori got the times wrong for The Defence Of Northern Lights so we lost!-

Thursday, September 19th: AUSIA Invasion of Slushy [W], UK Invasion of Icicle [W], USA Defence of Crunch [L]

Aw yiss, the E+M Tactic (Slushy)

Sizes: 8-10

Tactic rating: 8.8/10

-No pics for the Invasion of Icicle. We won because DW chat glitched right when the event started so they couldn’t go online-


Sizes: 8-11

Tactic rating: 8.8/10

Friday, 20th of September: AUSIA Invasion of Snow Angel [W] , AUSIA Invasion of Spanish Yeti [W], UK Invasion of Bunny hill [L] (According to DW), USA Defence of Breeze [L], USA Defence of Snow Globe [L], USA Defence of Winterland [L]

Say fizzy cheeeeese! (Snow Angel)

Sizes: 22-26

Tactic rating: 9.1/10

whoa I think we should start invading foreign servers (Spanish Yeti

Sizes:  15-20+

Tactic rating: 9.4/10

dw LOVES clovers (Bunny hill)

Sizes: 10-15

Tactic rating: 8/10


Yes! Jokes! (Breeze)

Sizes: 5-10+

Tactic rating: 8/10

Eh, lol. T’was the best pic I could find! (Snow globe)

Sizes: Around 5

Tactic rating: 3/10 (wao wao waoooo)

Same for dis, best pic I could find!

Sizes: 2 (wot! xD)

Tactic rating: 3/10 nonononono

Saturday, 21st of September: The battlefield was silent. The DW war is OVAHHHH with a tie! All servers got returned to their rightful owner apart from Slushy, which we will now own and we will now be sharing the server Crunch with DW.

UK Force

Current size: 20-25

Performance rating: 8.2/10

USA Force

Current size: 5-10

Performance rating: 6.1/10


Current size: 20+

Performance rating: 8/10


12 posts have been posted throughout the week.

During the DW war, we won 14 events.

…And lost 7 events.

After the war, we gained 1 server because of the treaty! Hai Slushy!

We’ve had a total of 21 events. All of them were to do with the DW war!

20 people have joined ACP this week. Gah! Two weeks ago we had 67!  xD

Click HERE for Tori’s post regarding the active count. If you’ve missed the active count and you lost your rank, comment on this post and we’ll add you!

Click HERE for Cas’ post announcing that Tori has officially been removed from her position as ACP 1ic. D:


  • Ancient Egyptians would mourn the death of cats by shaving off their eyebrows.
  • There are four people in the U.S. with the name “Herp Derp.”
  • Marshmallows can soothe a sore throat.
  • The record for the world’s longest kiss is 50 hours and 25 minutes.
  • It is illegal for kids 16 and under in South Korea to play video games past midnight.
  • GTA V has made $1 billion dollars since it was released on September 17th, 2013.
  • The U.S. government monitors Facebook and Twitter for certain words such as “toxic, North Korea, cloud and pork.”
  • The average person farts 14 times a day.
  • Sharks kill 12 people per year – People kill 11,417 sharks per hour.
  • Cheese is the most stolen food in the world. (I hope no one’s stealing my fizzy cheese!)
  • There are no words in the English language that rhyme with orange, purple, or silver.
  • There is a death metal band whose lead singer is a parrot.
  • It is predicted that you will be able to download your thoughts and memories from your brain onto a backup computer by 2050.
  • Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1590) had the first recorded use of the word “swagger.”




Results from last week!

Hope you enjoyed my ACP Recap!

~Purple Slime4 

”In your bed: it’s 6:00, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school: it’s 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31.” (weekly quote)

8 Responses

  1. My internet history is not that bad. Tumblr, Tfm, CPAC and other cp army stuff and youtube

  2. Thats what I picked too, fluffy! I dont watch anything bad. ANNND, SLIME U TOOK AGES POSTING THIS! lol. Thanks for posting it (finally) :p

  3. My Internet history is an absolute no-no.

  4. Also the pink paste is an old picture and McDonald’s has claimed since that they no longer use the paste.

  5. “22.3/10” wat.

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