Hellooooo mah ACP Soldiers, you are in for another of my ACP Recap posts – a post packed with fun stuff and recaps (OF COURSE). So if you want to find out how we were this week, if you want to see what things are the best in ACP’s opinion (poll of the week) or if you want to know some awesome facts and watch my recommended youtube video of the week, obviously, READ MOREEEEEEEEE!

click it… CLICK IT.

I hope you enjoyed looking at those awesome lookin’ pancakes. Let’s get started.

Come check out what events we’ve had this week and how we did!

Monday, 26th of August: UK PB Vs Team Blue [WIN]

Sizes: 15-18

Tactic rating: 8.4/10

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Tuesday, 27th of August: UK Recruiting Session

Sizes: 30-35 (wuuut)

Tactic rating: 8/10

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Wednesday, 28th of August: AUSIA Recruiting Session & UK Recruiting/Training Session

Sizes: 20-25 (maxed 32!)

Tactic rating: 7.4/10

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Does anyone in ACP still believe in Cloverism? (UK Event)

Sizes: 20-25 (maxed 30!)

Tactic rating: 9/10

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Thursday, 29th of August: AUSIA Recruiting Session & UK Recruiting Session

”Hello” – ”Please like” ”Go away” that’s nice… (AUSIA Event)

Sizes: 20-25+

Tactic rating: 7.8/10

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This sun emote is beginning to be a very common tactic for us. (UK Event)

Sizes: 30-35

Tactic rating: 8/10

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Friday, 30th of August: AUSIA PB/Training/Recruiting Session & USA Tactics Session

Yes! Sweet, sweet justice and sweet, sweet freedom. (AUSIA event)

Sizes: 20-25+ (maxed 30 again!)

Tactic rating: 8/10

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Wooohoo! After months and months, the USA managed to reach up to 30!

Sizes: 25-30+

Tactic rating: 8.2/10

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Saturday, 31st of August: UK PB VS Nachos [Not sure who won, heh]

We farted on pizzas and now we farted on nachos.

Sizes: 25-30+

Tactic rating: 8.5/10

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Sunday, 1st of September (pinch, punch, first of the month!): UK PB VS Rebel Penguin Federation

can you see the perfectness in this picture? CAN YOU SEE IT?

Sizes: 17-20+ (Didn’t expect that, huh?)

Tactic rating: 9/10

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How did we do? Well, I’ll fill it in for yooou!

UK Force-

Current average size: 25-30+

Performance rating: 8.9/10

USA Force-

Current average size: 25+

Performance rating: 8.9/10 (too!)

AUSIA Force-

Current average size: 25+ (agaiiin)

Performance rating: 9.3/10

ALTOGETHER: 27.1/30 = Supah good!

This week,

17 posts have been posted on the ACP site!
We’ve had 10 events – 3 were PB’s, 7 were scheduled! (No unscheds!?)
32 people have joined us. Welcome, guys!

Click HERE for Light’s post announcing that he is stepping down from 3ic to high mod. Aw, Light!

Click HERE for the signups for ACP 3ic! Show us what ya got, ACP mods!

Click HERE for Tori’s announcement that she’s going to return to ACP from her surgery! Welcome back, Tori!

Click HERE for Tori’s post announcing that there will be a ‘Soldier of the month’… Ooh I wonder who it could be!

Click HERE for the ACP August 2013 PROMOTIONS! Come see if you’re promoted or not!

Slime’s weekly stash ‘o’ facts

More people are killed by bee stings every year than shark attacks.
A chicken named Mike lived for 18 months after its head was cut off.
Apple has enough money on hand to buy a space station!
World Population Rank: 1. China. 2. India. 3. Facebook. 4. USA. 5. MySpace. 6. Indonesia. 7. Brazil. 8. Twitter
Believe it or not, but in Denmark “Fart-kontrol” means “Speed Check”
Within 10 years of it being launched, the Spongebob Squarepants franchise was worth over $8 billion.
Getting a college degree in Pornography is legal in Tawain.
Santa originally had a demon that dragged the bad boys and girls to hell.
Toothbrushes were made using neck hair of wild boars till 1930s.