Army of Club Penguin

[UK] Clown Takeover Results!

Posted on September 21, 2020 by

Salutations Soldiers!

Today our UK division logged on to CP Rewritten’s 1-bar server Mammoth for a Clown Takeover, otherwise known as the Kailey Appreciation Event! We did fantastic, peaking at 40 ACP soldiers!

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[UK] Day 7: The Final Battle

Posted on September 19, 2020 by mchappy2

Hey ACP!

To conclude the civil war, Alpha and Echo faced off against the newly inaugurated Delta division, where we maxed 52. Read more to see how the battle went!
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[US] Day 6: Alpha vs. Echo Battle and Card Jitsu Tournament – Results!

Posted on September 19, 2020 by mchappy2

Hola Alpha and Echo!

Today, we logged on CPArmies, Bunny Hill for another Echo vs. Alpha battle. After 6 exhausting days of war, we find ourselves with another hard fought battle between both branches, and once again, a branch rises victorious…

Here are the results of the battle:

Room 1: Tie (1 point to both) Room 2: Alpha (1 point)

And here are the results of the Card Jitsu Tournament:

Due to Mow winning, and being from Echo, he takes two points for Echo!

Echo wins with an overall score of 3 – 2

War score has been updated to 14 – 8 with Echo on the lead

We maxed 40!

Tina is an ACP Troop.

Thank you to everyone who came! Both branches have fought hard throughout the week, but tomorrow, everything will end. Tomorrow, one team will rise victorious, but, another branch has been risen once again… React in #civil-war-schedule if you can attend the Final Battle!

DEFEND FREEDOM PRESERVE JUSTICE

ACP Major General

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The Reformation of the Delta Division

Posted on September 19, 2020 by mchappy2

Addressed to the Alpha and Echo Divisions

Effective immediately, the Army of Club Penguin’s Delta Division will be reformed.

We have sat on the sidelines too long, watching the Army of Club Penguin be ripped apart internally, by bagged milk, by accents, and by YOUR MOT HER jokes.

The moderation team has had enough. Enough Higher Command trying to campaign their sides, making the moderators choose between teams, then working them to the bone in an attempt to build their division. Enough arguing over leading, who has the better tactics, and who has better jokes.

The Army of Club Penguin moderators stand together, united once more, under our leader CSY. We have been dragged into a war against our own volition, and the more we see, the more we believe that there is no reason to fight. We might have fought for our divisions due to our loyalty for our branches – but we are first and foremost loyal to the Army of Club Penguin – a family that has been slowly torn apart in the past week.

And so, we can no longer, under good conscience, support this divide. We have worked together towards a common goal for so long – and today, we band together, in one final bid to unite ACP once more.

Delta (Δ) – the Greek symbol of change.

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world”

United, we are the change we wish to see.

Let us band together once more, for a united ACP.

Δ: Catalysts of Change

Signed,

CSY

ACP Leader

The ACP Moderators

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ACP Civil War: A Busy Break Day (Day 5 Recap)

Posted on September 18, 2020 by mchappy2

MAMMOTH, Army of Club Penguin Capital – 24th December 1914. The Christmas truce saw an unofficial ceasefire between all armies on the Western Front, in which soldiers from France, Germany, Russia, Austria, and UK all came together to play football, exchange gifts and sing carols, before returning to all out war on the 27th.

Break day was supposed to be that for us – an unofficial truce between Alpha and Echo, to enjoy games together – but war quickly broke out between the two divisions – this time, on a battlefield other than Club Penguin.

On 17th September, 2020, the Army of Club Penguin announced a break from all the battling, scheduling an array of games for both sides to take a break. However, in true competitive spirit, the Alphas and Echoes challenged each other to prove mastery over these games.

Game Challenge: Hardcore Cart Surfing

Okay but seriously, why is this mode called cart surfing? Where’s the water? The Alphas showed domination once again in this minigame, Chek proved his mastery over bootleg Temple Run with an insane score of 295350.

Chek‘s 1st place submission

2nd place: Mizzy, with a score of 91810

3rd place: Sawfishpro, with a score of 82000

War Score: 8–6

AUSIA: Agar.io

The Alphas continued their winning streak in games, literally engulfing the Echoes in a game of Agar.io, in which Chungus brought home the victory for the Alphas.

War Score: 8–7

UK: The Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword (Skribbl.io)

In the ultimate test of drawing and guessing, a close match between the Alphas and the Echoes saw Yas (a traitor to the Echoes!!) come out on top, with Lily and Kimi coming close at 2nd and 3rd place.

War Score: 8–8

US: Queer Eye – A Fashion Show

Putting down the Viking Helmets, and removing the war gear for the day, the Echoes and Alphas went into a flurry of closet changes, in an attempt to win “best outfit” in multiple categories.

Category 1: Back to School

Winner: Daniel

Category 2: A Day at the Beach

Winner: Yasmini

Category 3: Over the Rainbow

Winner: Kailey310

Category 4: Historical

Winner: Lily

Category 5: Division Pride

Winner: Chungus

And with a score of 3–2, the Echoes have been deemed the overall victors of the fashion show!

War Score: 9–8

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We began today with a war score of 8-5 – but the Alpha proved their mastery over games today, catching up to an extremely close war score of 9-8 to the Echoes. With the Civil War continuing to rage on, will the Alphas eventually be able to pull ahead with their skills in games? Or will the Echoes eventually take home the victory?

CSY

Shamrock Bulletin Producer

i just realized i can rank myself

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[AUSIA] Alpha vs Echo vs Pizza Federation Battle & Hide and Seek- Results!

Posted on September 18, 2020 by mchappy2

Heya, Alpha and Echo!

Today we logged onto Bunny Hill for a fun battle! A special ally joined us which was the Pizza Federation! We also played fun hide and seek in this battle! Here are the results of our battle!

Results by our leedur CSY!

Currently, the war score is

Echo– 11

Alpha– 9

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ACP Civil War: Days Three and Four Recap

Posted on September 17, 2020 by mchappy2

MAMMOTH, Army of Club Penguin Capital – As war continues to wage on between Alpha and Echo, an unexpected turn of events have led to betrayals from both sides. Here, we recap all the battles and competitions between the divisions, and figure out which division is coming out ahead.

Day 3 (AUS): A Race Down Bunny Hill

Tuesday September 15th – Alpha and Echo took it to the AUSIA division to duel it out in the first ever AUSIA branch battle since ACP reopened. Echo hit a max of 19 troops whilst Alpha were not far behind with a max of 17 troops (max ACP = 38). In the first room, Echo were declared victors due to a size advantage, larger formations and faster tactics – but Alphas quickly caught up in terms of sizes in Room 2, covering the Echoes better.

This meant that Sled Racing would determine the victors of this battle – and Echo showed their poweress, with Daniel knocking out Cubby, Enigma knocking out Carmelo in the semifinals. Enigma ultimately won the point for the Echoes, leading to the war score of:

5–1

Day 3 (US): The Battle of Forms

Later on the day, the Alphas faced off once more against the Echoes in ACP’s first ever formation battle (max ACP: 41). With the final score literally neck in neck: 12-12, the Alphas eventually came out ahead by winning the tie breaker, taking home 2 points for their team.

Score: 5–3

Dough not mess with me: A Pizza making contest

With troops starving from all the battling, we all needed some

to regain strength – and so we put Alpha and Echo troops to the test in a Pizzatron contest. The winning team would win 1 point for their team.

1st place: Sawfishpro with his perfect pizzatron score

2nd place: Enigma

3rd place: Cuboid

The Alphas showed mastery over the elements of pizza making, winning this contest.

War Score: 5–4

Day 4: A Throwback to ’06

In an unexpected turn of events, Echo general Kailey, alongside 3 moderators, organized a betrayal against the Echoes – stating Max’s dominance over all aspects of event leading, as well as his obsession over Koloway to be the reason. (seems like max’s going to be the next sirplus )

With this sudden turn of events, the UK division faced off in an OG CPA style battle, where both sides attempted to assert dominance with snowball throwing skills…

With the Echoes peaking at 18 troops, and the Alphas peaking at 16 (max ACP: 37), the battle was eventually declared a TIE.

War Score: 6–5

Dissatisfied with the result of a tie, the Echoes challenged the Alphas once more to another OG CPA style duel This time, with Echoes peaking at 18 once more, and alphas peaking at 12 (Max ACP: 34), the Echoes took home the victory.

War Score: 8–5

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With 4 days of Civil War underway, the Alphas have shown dominance in games whilst the Echoes have generally managed to keep their sizes up. Who will eventually be crowned the victorious division?

CSY

Shamrock Bulletin Reporter-in-training

got demoted by Kailey for “bias” against bagged milk in last post

Still ACP Leader though

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[SATIRE] Pungu’s 97.45% Accurate Review of Alpha

Posted on September 17, 2020 by mchappy2

Civil War’s sure been tough so far, huh?

For Alpha, that is!

We’re on our fourth day now, and Alpha’s attempts at winning have really turned out lacklustre.

So.. Alpha. I know you’re all reading this in your HQ, screaming and raging at the facts I’m spitting.

Alpha HQ

My following words are directed to those Alphas. The ones who think spamming a giant paragraph of “RED ALERT” as hype would increase their chances of winning!

Look, Alpha. Look who supports Echo.

Famous Penguins are 100% Proven to favour Echo

Not only them, but someone else! Someone you should all respect.

The ACP Bunnyduck themselves!

Mr Google told me this, he’d NEVER lie! (Unlike Alphas)

I know that the people reading this will either be in Echo and want to laugh at something, or in Alpha and require saving. The following will convince you that Echo is obviously the best choice.

Alpha make their soldiers wear boots that are way too small, leading to “Alphaitis“, a form of chronic pain that you’ll definitely feel when you’re 80.

The “Mating Call” of the average Alpha Soldier. Wildly unattractive.

And now a tour of the aforementioned “Alpha HQ.” (I’ve gotten a secret inside source to get me this pictures.)

Alpha Canteen

Alpha Bathroom

Alpha “Games Room”

Alpha Dodgy Basement

As the final part of my review, I secured an Interview with a former Alpha soldier, who wishes to speak out against them.

And there I thought the licking stuff was just a meme….

As you can see, not the Team you’d want to be part of.

Remember! If you’re in Alpha, require rescuing,and don’t want to be licked, make sure to contact a moderator and ask to become Echo! Also make sure to react in #civil-war-schedule or face being scarified to Keynikki’s weiners.

Also please give me feedback, this was my first post e1e1e1e1

Pungu

British Person who isn’t Max

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Exposing the Alpha Division: Moving Back Home

Posted on September 16, 2020 by mchappy2

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin and Alpha Division

I, Field Marshal Zelly, am returning home to the Echo Division.

We’re just 4 days into the Civil War, and I have decided to return HOME to my original division, Echo! After I saw what Kailey said about Max’s accent earlier, I knew it was time to join my brother. The British and Canadian’s stand strong! The Alpha HCOM aren’t as perfect as you think… 2Funky3 (or 2Drunky3) has been prioritising having a social life over Club Penguin Armies this past week – how DARE he! Rob and Cubby are basically e-dating at this point so I’ve been very lonely. But no more, I’m back home.

Our victory will Echo!

Signed,

Zelly

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[UK] Civil War Day 4: OG-Style Alpha vs Echo Battle – Results!

Posted on September 16, 2020 by mchappy2

Hola Alpha and Echo!

Today we logged on CPArmies, Bunny Hill to go back in time! We battled out in an OG way, where tactics where shouted out ingame! Both divisions gave it their all in the battlefield with multiple charges and thousands of snowballs! And now, here come the very wanted results of the battle…

Room 1: Echo

Room 2: Alpha

Room 3: Tie

This leaves us with a current war score of…

Echo 6 – Alpha 5

(Both divisions gained 1 point due to tie)

We maxed 37!