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Failing for Dummies [Part 2]

Read first post here:

http://acparmyofclubpenguin.wordpress.com/2010/03/09/failing-for-dummies-club-penguin-and-disney-used-as-an-example/

Its It’s that time again, to point out the fails and learn how to not fail.

We’re having an exclusive guest, The… Nachos! The Nachos are a club penguin army (if you fail to much not to know that) and recently they failed epicly, You’ll find out how later at the end of the post.

At the end of our last post for Failing for dummies we said we’d tell you about some other fails: “Small catalog updates, Lazy staff, and Cheat site n00bs! (mimo)” Well we’re going to tell you about their fails.

Small Catalog Updates:

If you haven’t noticed, club penguin has been making less and less updates for catalogs. If you remember the old catalogs, they went on for like 5 pages, then the old items. Lazy Staff:

“You know, the Night Club is one of those places where there’s often a lot happening. And recently there have been some upgrades that make it even more interesting. You might have noticed that when there’s more than 10 of you in the room, the lights change. But did you know that if the majority of you (at least 10) are the same penguin color then even more cool things start to happen?” ~Screenhog

This shows Complete laziness, haven’t we already known about this? This is a sad “update” by club penguin staff, I would expect more form people who got millions of dollars just for a kids game (disney bought out cp). cp

N00by Cheat sites:

Many of you have most likely heard of “mimo”, but back in the good days, everyone didn’t put tags over their pictures like “Club penguin Gang” or other things. The cheats were SHARED not “I found it 1st!!! Not u!!!” That is quite sad. Mimo is also a n00b for these reasons: He’s a rich kid who can buy whatever or go to wherever he wants, he is most likely helped by “Billy bob” aka Lane to find these cheats. I personally think that Lane just sends him emails saying “Say that you went to this thing. >Picture to be added soon<

and… We’re out!

~Jediseth

19 Responses

  1. Stupid bot

  2. Great love these posts

  3. 😆 I thought we wern’t going to burn the Nachos, but ooo Jedi you good!!! Plus everything else is TOTALLY true. Something Dinsey that makes a site better is up-dating DAILY .-.

  4. I read Mimos site…

  5. I remember when the catalogs had at least 4 pages of new items each release -.-

  6. Nice Jedi, I ecpecially like how you wrote ” fail ” over the Clubpenguin sign on the top of the page. That was my favorite part!

    Lt. General~Happyman444

  7. IW is sided with us.

  8. no they didnt

  9. YEs they did. They were going to declare war on you soon.

  10. you do know that if iw actually helps us then you become the failures. Just to tellz yah

  11. lol

  12. Pie u do realize that u are not gonna be the number 1 army if IW helps ypu

  13. More! Lol, Seth, u have a nack for things like this (I bet that’s spelld wrong)

  14. Wow Seth,I tottaly agree on the Cheats site thingys. Back in 2007,There would just be cheats site with just 200,000 hits and people would still be happy and repost any other cheat,besides going hanging out on chats about CP Cheats.

    Now,There are over 10,000 CP Cheats blog,and EVERYONE advertises,plus when they find out a sneek peek,they put 893592398523985293 Watermarks on it saying “MINE MINE MINE” (Maniac) Touch it and die”

    What has CP Came to? 😥

    -Matre10

  15. Lol!Awesome post Seth!

  16. well it is all true

  17. yeaaah. i dont remember when cp was like that, but i saw a vid…. so let me say this. disney kinda ruined cp. i blame tham for the probs cp has. like think about it. theyre lazy and they dont have cool items and they dont update the catallogs more often….. and the parties are getting like this one year apart thing. i dont hate disney, but i dont like tham either…..

  18. also you forgot how lazy club penguin is on the parties, all they add is a new member area. only noobs would think its a whole new thing.

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